In the ass? Yes please. (975 hits)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-24 07:18:29 EST
What is the best way to get a girl to let you her backdoor?
I am by no means pimp daddy, but I am no slouch with getting girls into bed either. But I absolutly stink at trying to give it in the pooper. I have tried asking. Tried *accidentally slipping. Hell, i have even tried paying. All to no avail.
So please tell me. What is the best way to give it to her.
* disclaimer: If any girl reads this that I have tried the said above. With you' it really was an accident. I was talking about someone else.
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:13:04 EST (#)
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"Hooray, I like my dick to look like a shit-flavoured, shit-textured *lollipop*!!!! Jooooyyyyyy!!!!"
This has neve ceased to amaze me. Surely it is disgustingly vile, to consider wiggling your manhood in what is effectively a tube filled with shit?
Would you stick your dick into shit as a matter of course, or is it only attractive when its held within something *taboo*?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:04:54 EST (#)
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Just cruise more women, odds are you will find one. The women Ive known who like it in the ass, REALLY liked getting fucked in the ass a lot. They're out there, just go get 'em!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:21:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:34:03 (#)
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slap her in the face, spin her around, stick it in.
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yes
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:54:08 EST (#)
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Substitute the word "girl" with "guy" and the word "her" with "him" and this post(er) will make a hell of a lot more sense.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:43:53 (#)
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It boggles my mind why ANY guy would want to intentionally slide his penis into a hole filled with poop.
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For some reason, the thought of stickin a finger or thumb in there isn't all that appealling either.
But hey man, do what you do.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:05:45 EST (#)
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Lots of alcohol, then more alcohol. Then eat her out for a long time, then while your tounge is in the play ground, use your fingers to start feeling around the dump. Slowly try to get her into it. I have had chicks who swore they would never do it try after that. Unfortunately it seemed that a finger was the limit.
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:04:38 EST (#)
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butt sex? fucking a chick in the ass is the ultimate! after you fuck her in teh ass let her suck your dick clean and lick your nuts too.
fucking idot.......most women don't like it in the ass....just ask them if they want to have butt sex...be prepared for them to say yes as long as you take one in the ass too.
if you want to fuck something in the ass go to a gay club and find yourself a bootm you homo
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:45:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:38:30 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:31:29 (#)
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You tell her "my ex-pgirlfriend loved it and sometimes I wish... but no. It's okay honey, I love you for other reasons. You don't need to be good in bed, because you're so cute."
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This will translate into " I think about having sex with my ex while I have sex with you because you suck in bed but you are cute enough to stay with while I look for someone else."
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Exactly.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There are 2 types of girls when it comes to butt-sex: Girls who are into it and girls who aren't.
If she's into it, all you have to do is say "Hey, can we do anal?" and proceed from there. If she's not into it, don't bother. It ain't going to happen.
The only way to find out what kind of girl she is, is to ask straight out - "Do you or do you not like butt-sex?"
Forget trying to be slick about it. You can't trick a chick into doing something like that. It's not the kind of thing you can just sneak past her and hope she doesn't notice. Personally, I would end you if you "accidentally" put ANYTHING in my hiney.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:40:57 EST (#)
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Get her really drunk on rum, then just do her while she's passed out. Of course, she'll wake up the next morning saying "I'll never drink rum again...it makes my butt hurt!".
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:34:03 EST (#)
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slap her in the face, spin her around, stick it in.
Submitted by ras0ne (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:27:33 EST (#)
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the poop shooter is a hard one to get into...
i find that one night stands are probably the easiest, girls are usually down for whatever since its a one night stand. they usually want to leave you thinking about this one night with them, so they're pretty open for whatever...
if it's your girlfriend...this is a hard one to get into if she isn't cool about it from the start...all i can say is talk about it and tell her how much you would really like to do it...trust me, she'll think about it and not tell you, but eventualy if you butter her up along the relationship or get her a little tipsy one night...you're getting the pooper...
at this point don't fuck it up...get some lube...be gentle...don't go hammering away...if you do, you're ripping up her ass and denying yourself the pooper for ever...
last but not least....if you're hung like a horse, then you're pretty much assed out...all they see is you trying to stick a tree trunk up their ass...
but then again, there are plenty of freaks out there....
you can't expect to hit a homer unless you swing....
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:21:12 EST (#)
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"What is the best way to get a girl to let you her backdoor?"
I don't really know how to "...let you her backdoor?" Are you hoping to steal her silverware? Are you looking for a place to stay while you it she is renovated being? It four ninety-nine = elephant period Dot Dot Dot
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:56:35 EST (#)
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+2 for motherfucking Playmobils.
I love those things.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:55:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:43:53 (#)
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It boggles my mind why ANY guy would want to intentionally slide his penis into a hole filled with poop.
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But hey, whatever does it for you. Good luck, I suppose.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:43:53 EST (#)
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It boggles my mind why ANY guy would want to intentionally slide his penis into a hole filled with poop.
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:38:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:31:29 (#)
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You tell her "my ex-pgirlfriend loved it and sometimes I wish... but no. It's okay honey, I love you for other reasons. You don't need to be good in bed, because you're so cute."
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This will translate into " I think about having sex with my ex while I have sex with you because you suck in bed but you are cute enough to stay with while I look for someone else."
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:31:29 EST (#)
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You tell her "my ex-pgirlfriend loved it and sometimes I wish... but no. It's okay honey, I love you for other reasons. You don't need to be good in bed, because you're so cute."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:15:24 EST (#)
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This post sucked even harder than your last one did!
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:12:12 EST (#)
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worked for me:
give her the loving all doggy-style, spank her a little, have your hands all over her ass, and run a thumb across the brownstar. if she reacts poorly, you ain't gonna get it. if she likes it/ doesn't run away screaming, slip that thumb in there. ask her if she likes it. if she responds in the affirmative, warm up the dirty love-slot a little, then ask her if she wants to the poop-chute boogie. if she didn't kill you when you stuck your thumb up the wrong way, you're pretty much golden. or at least golden-brown.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:03:18 EST (#)
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Ask your boyfriend how he likes it done.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-24 08:00:33 EST (#)
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I can't say I've ever wanted to do a girl in the pooper.
But then again I'm 17. I'm not bored with missionary yet.
Good luck mate.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:52:20 EST (#)
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Don't try the "I slipped" technique, it is surprisingly painful!!
Just ask, someone is bound to agree!
Faith
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:49:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:41:23 (#)
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I geddit.
In the pooper.
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*giggle*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:41:23 EST (#)
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I geddit.
In the pooper.
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:38:59 EST (#)
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It's a game of numbers dude - ask 10 at least 1 will say yes! I find the 'Oops, I slipped' technique is bad and you should just straight out ask them!! Act like you haven't done it before either, that's a good one for some reason!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:37:55 EST (#)
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When she's assleep. Geddit? Dontcha geddit??
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:24:57 EST (#)
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I googled "pooper". Ha ha.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-24 07:24:12 EST (#)
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wtf? a megablok set with porta potty? Where the hell you get that?