Read it and learn! (1207 hits)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-03-24 08:58:42 EST
I have got one word for all you Uber-retards and that is "Metallica". If you don't love them, Get your fucking shit together and start loving them.
If this doesn't work, Jump of a bridge or hang yourself.
You know everything I have said here is gospel and the longer you procrastinate the harder it will be to leave your Hanson and Nelly Furtado behind.
This is your last chance resident "nerdburgers", either conform or go the way of all the other virgins that walked the Earth.
You know it makes sense.
User Reviews
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-19 07:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your heartfelt statement.
However they suck.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-19 07:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll tolerate anything they did except St. Anger. That was a disgrace to any music.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing changes, I bet you could come back in 10 years and shlongy will still be here calling everyone dipshits.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been reading the reviews on this again. Shlongy's insults still haven't changed.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's the gheyest pic I have EVER seen of any band.
I like Metalica and thier influence is unquestionable.
-1 because this post sucks. All it says is "Metalica rules" - and?
HAIR METAL RULES!!!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man this was funny. One of my first "real" Uber experiences.
Shlongy and Pen_name kept coming back.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know everything I have said here is gospel and the longer you procrastinate the harder it will be to leave your Hanson and Nelly Furtado behind.
haha. no doubt...
Although I'm not a huge modern Metallica fan as their older stuff is simply waaaay better...(Along with Lars tirades on napster were pretty lame). They still kick ass over most groups...
Of course, in terms of new stuff I like Mudvayne and Velvet Revolver.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When you were drunk.... remember?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You certainly did!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-18 13:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I certainly don't remember writing this one.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-24 13:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sure I rated this before but cant be bothered to read all of the reviews, METALLICA FUCKING RULES.
I have seen them 3 times and cant wait for the 4th
BEST BAND EVAR
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i can play this game to shitbird, ratings are nothing to me
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:06:38 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what the funny thing is....it must kill for thorp to -2 you. you're his biggest fan.
How Sphagnum has rated other users
thorpe (user info) 28 on 14 = 2.00
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If I gave a fuck about reviews than I would probably care what you were talking about. I don't post this shit for MY benefit, I post it or YOUR benefit!
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I missed all this... I -2 something if i don't like it, no matter how much of a decent guy the poster is. Um, please don't go through my reviews and find evidence to the contrary which undoubtedly exists.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-04-03 13:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghey.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-31 14:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lars Ulrich sux
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you just say something, Shitstain?
Didn't think so.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-25 11:49:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can take a shit and get more than 449 hits, Fagnum.
In conclusion, no one gives a fuck about you. You're insignificant. Fuck off.
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Oh no! I am insignificant in Shlongy's eyes because I didn't get many hits.
That fact that you would even get back into this drunken post and say that is beyond my comprehension.
Let me let you in on a little secret...
No one with any intelligence gives a fuck what you think, only the retards who try and grab your praise because they are intimidated by your notoriety.
I am not one of these people so allow me the pleasure of sending a big FUCK OFF right back at you dipshit!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-25 11:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can take a shit and get more than 449 hits, Fagnum.
In conclusion, no one gives a fuck about you. You're insignificant. Fuck off.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-25 07:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I just read all the shit that is this post including the content and the reviews and laughed out loud.
Pen_name, I was drunk last night when I was writing this shit. What the fuck is your excuse?
Your unhealthy obsession with everything "Sphagnum" is quite disturbing.
This post took 30 seconds to make.
Your shitpost must have taken more than a minute. I wish I could afford to waste my life like that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 22:42:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:28:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
i like 'em, but this post makes me want to hate them. or just hate in general.
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I fail to see why. Maybe you should just kick back with you Spice girls CD.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-03-24 19:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like 'em, but this post makes me want to shoot you.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
faggot
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i like 'em, but this post makes me want to hate them. or just hate in general.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
here's my tribute post, man
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62648
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Why the fuck do you think because you have no intelligence at all that you should be able to use "poetic license" in your retarded posts? "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:49:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:27:59 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:16:42 (#)
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rascist? what race is australian?
besides, that's coming from a man who uses the word "mongoloid." that refers to one of asian decent. hit the books, kid.
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Australian = Aboriginal in my case.
If you are comfortable with your bigotry than good luck to you.
Your interpretation of the word "mongoloid" and mine are obviously completely different.(it has nothing to do with race in this context.)
If I thought for a second that you were of Asian decent I would have used a different word to describe your obvious lack of intelligence.
Calling me "kid" is your pathetic way of trying to assert some superiority over me by pretending that old and senile = infinite wisdom.
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let me get this straight, so i'm not confused.
you're telling me that making fun of yahoo serious makes me a racist, because, as you say: "me = aborigine?" i i think you missed a couple steps somewhere.
sorry for my analysis of mongoloid. i guess you meant to make fun of me by saying i had down's syndrome. you, sir, are a truly noble.
as for the kid crack. i'm just calling it like it is. you can handpick your sentances with a fine tooth comb, but you can't remove your tone...and brother, it SCREAMS 16-year-old.
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
smart.
good comebacks too. Assclown.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People are not going to agree with you, they are not going to listen to you, and most don't care that you think these sellout dipshits are worth anything.
Don't bother asking my musical preference, or making fun of my country, mother, sexual preference or whatever (that is the full spectrum of your wit, is it not?); I won't be coming back.
Arguing with you is kind of like bitch slapping a retarded kid; sure I could, but there's no challenge in it, and I'd probably end up feeling bad for making you cry.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUcking rights, Metallica FUCKING ROCKS. I have seen them in concert 3 times and it gets better every time. I can sit down and listen to the four horsemen and the to fuel and be perfectly happy. I love metallica from Dave Mustaine to Rob Trujillo, they fucking rule.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:40:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:38:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to tear apart my music? OK, heres my 5 most listened to artists right now:
Pinback
DJ Shadow
Tool
The Flaming Lips
Sage Francis
Let's here what you have to say. It should be amazingly intelligent.
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That list is the signature list of a homosexual retard. Get a life Fuckwit!
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to tear apart my music? OK, heres my 5 most listened to artists right now:
Pinback
DJ Shadow
Tool
The Flaming Lips
Sage Francis
Let's here what you have to say. It should be amazingly intelligent.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:27:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:16:42 (#)
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rascist? what race is australian?
besides, that's coming from a man who uses the word "mongoloid." that refers to one of asian decent. hit the books, kid.
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Australian = Aboriginal in my case.
If you are comfortable with your bigotry than good luck to you.
Your interpretation of the word "mongoloid" and mine are obviously completely different.(it has nothing to do with race in this context.)
If I thought for a second that you were of Asian decent I would have used a different word to describe your obvious lack of intelligence.
Calling me "kid" is your pathetic way of trying to assert some superiority over me by pretending that old and senile = infinite wisdom.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Metallica was interesting when I was 13.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rascist? what race is australian?
besides, that's coming from a man who uses the word "mongoloid." that refers to one of asian decent. hit the books, kid.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:12:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:09:06 (#)
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i'm sorry; am i keeping you from an appointment with the heads of state?
what's on the agenda? a yahoo serious film festival?
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Your retarded Australian jokes are lame. If I started up with my berating American jokes I fear that I would make many a Uber-User whimper including your moronic self.
How does it feel to be a racist idiot?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:09:06 EST (#)
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i'm sorry; am i keeping you from an appointment with the heads of state?
what's on the agenda? a yahoo serious film festival?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:07:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:04:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Metallica has sucked since they lopped off their hair. They were like Samson. Now they're like Bono (not good).
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That sounds like a well constructed argument, so I will respond to it accordingly.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Metallica has sucked since they lopped off their hair. They were like Samson. Now they're like Bono (not good).
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:03:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:00:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Metallica kicked ass up until 1991 when they released that piece of shit black album. After that they sucked a lot of dicks, but didn't rock. Then they just stopped sucking dick too and now they're worth nothing. At least when they sucked dick they had something going for them. Now they are sad, makeup wearing, "let's please the audience," "I don't want to rock too hard, then it won't get on the radio," pussy ass munching fags. And you too.
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What kind of "hip" crud do you listen to? Let me know so I can rape the fuck out of it like you tried to do here!
Submitted by Smoothe (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Metallica kicked ass up until 1991 when they released that piece of shit black album. After that they sucked a lot of dicks, but didn't rock. Then they just stopped sucking dick too and now they're worth nothing. At least when they sucked dick they had something going for them. Now they are sad, makeup wearing, "let's please the audience," "I don't want to rock too hard, then it won't get on the radio," pussy ass munching fags. And you too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:56:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:51:09 (#)
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you got mama jokes and gay jokes--crickey! You're a true artist, mate.
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Isn't it past your bedtime yet?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:51:09 EST (#)
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you got mama jokes and gay jokes--crickey! You're a true artist, mate.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:37:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:34:22 (#)
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i'm glad that talking about 80-year-olds allowed you to use your dictionary.com "word of the day."
before that, i bet you thought octogenarian was the name of the evil Dr. in Spiderman 2
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Spiderman is a wanker, and the fact that you referenced him leads me to believe that you are also a wanker. This post has nothing to do with your Mother so stop talking about her mongoloid!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:34:22 EST (#)
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i'm glad that talking about 80-year-olds allowed you to use your dictionary.com "word of the day."
before that, i bet you thought octogenarian was the name of the evil Dr. in Spiderman 2.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:25:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:27:25 (#)
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reading through your arguments is like having an 80-year-old queef in your face for an half an hour.
in fact, knowing that, i think you'd both improve with a good douching.
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What the fuck is wrong with you cockface?
The fact that you would even discuss the "queef" of an Octogenarian makes everybody present nauseous. Get a fucking life for christ's sake!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:27:25 EST (#)
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reading through your arguments is like having an 80-year-old queef in your face for an half an hour.
in fact, knowing that, i think you'd both improve with a good douching.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:05:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:59:35 (#)
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Heat this shit up people. if you need to know something send it at me! If not just fuckng rate it anyway. You people make me sick.
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i thought this post was for OUR benefit. if you want heat why don't you bed down with those decaying liver you got stashed in your matress.
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If your mother knew you were talking about her like that she would disown your ass immediately.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:03:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:53:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit sucking kangaroo cock, matey
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You need to get over your juvenile jealousy dipshit.
If you so strongly desire to be an Australian than make your way down and hope that the gooks don't rape you at the airport.
We would love to have you, You could pretend that because you are American then things should happen for you before they happen for anyone else.
The phrase "rude shock" will become an essential part of your vocabulary when you discover that Australians are smart enough to realise that all egomaniac American retards like yourself should be treated the way they treat everyone else.
If this is not enough, you will end up in a shooting gallery in the cross sucking junkie cock for a dime so you can get your next hit.....
Therefore sucking Kangaroo cock will seem like a refreshing change from the aids infested appendages you will be inhaling!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:59:35 EST (#)
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Heat this shit up people. if you need to know something send it at me! If not just fuckng rate it anyway. You people make me sick.
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i thought this post was for OUR benefit. if you want heat why don't you bed down with those decaying liver you got stashed in your matress.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit sucking kangaroo cock, matey.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:44:15 EST (#)
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Heat this shit up people. if you need to know something send it at me! If not just fuckng rate it anyway. You people make me sick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:29:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:25:32 (#)
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Damn Sphagnum, we're a little pissy in the mornings aren't we.
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I live in Sydney - Australia the time now is 2:26am and I am loathe to endure any more of these retarded idiots like Shlongy and Pen_name carrying on like they know what they are talking about.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:25:32 EST (#)
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Damn Sphagnum, we're a little pissy in the mornings aren't we.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:14:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:11:41 (#)
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posted for my benefit...haha. that must be why this did so well:
[science] How To Avoid My Rancid Penis! (Rating: 2 on 200 reviews, last by happyfemale 4 minutes ago)Submitted by Sphagnum [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-03-15 08:58:42
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Wow! you must be one of those "creative" retards! Like I said before you would be better off in some sedated pre-pubescent post where you belong.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:11:41 EST (#)
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posted for my benefit...haha. that must be why this did so well:
[science] How To Avoid My Rancid Penis! (Rating: 2 on 200 reviews, last by happyfemale 4 minutes ago)Submitted by Sphagnum [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-03-15 08:58:42
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:09:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:05:44 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:10:44 (#)
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You need to restate that only Black Album and earlier are Metallica. After that is some sell out peice of shit excuse for music.
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Preach it Adam. But skip the Black album, it was the beginning of the end.
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I am listening to "Totally destroy Canada - Disc 2" right now. If only you were able to listen to it as well, you wouldn't be carying on like fuck-buckets!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:06:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:03:50 (#)
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you know what the funny thing is....it must kill for thorp to -2 you. you're his biggest fan.
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thorpe (user info) 28 on 14 = 2.00
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If I gave a fuck about reviews than I would probably care what you were talking about. I don't post this shit for MY benefit, I post it or YOUR benefit!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:05:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:10:44 (#)
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You need to restate that only Black Album and earlier are Metallica. After that is some sell out peice of shit excuse for music.
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Preach it Adam. But skip the Black album, it was the beginning of the end.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:04:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:53:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Read it and learn! (4 hits)
Category: None
Rating: -0.5 on 19 reviews
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I deserve more, I am not talking about some retarded "has-been" band here. You people make bile rise up from my stomach so badly that I think I'm goig to repost with the technicolour yawn on it!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:03:50 EST (#)
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you know what the funny thing is....it must kill for thorp to -2 you. you're his biggest fan.
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thorpe (user info) 28 on 14 = 2.00
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:53:42 EST (#)
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Read it and learn! (4 hits)
Category: None
Rating: -0.5 on 19 reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:52:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:45:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh fuck off.
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You aren't speaking to your hippy crackwhore mother now cock-knocker!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:45:44 EST (#)
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Oh fuck off.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:39:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:32:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go eat some more dick, PimpleFace.
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Is this the best you can do retard??
You sound like there is every possibilty that you are 5 years old or younger.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:34:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:28:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
You really are a fucking tool. Keep promoting the sellouts. Keep on slurping on Lars' dick.
Seek and Destroy? That the only old song you know? I guarantee you know NOTHING about the band or heavy metal in general.
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Perhaps you should stick to reviewing Wiggles and Sesame St posts. Your lack of intelligence makes me wonder how you manage to tie your shoelaces when you put your thongs on in the morning.
Take advice from your official master. I know more about this shit than you ever will and the fact that you are trying to flame me down based on the fact that you may or may not have heard a Metallica song once makes your argument more and more ridiculous every minute!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:32:10 EST (#)
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Go eat some more dick, PimpleFace.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:29:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:24:46 (#)
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I fucking HATE this band. Terrible. Never liked even one song by them.
The only reason I let them live is because they, from time to time, pay homage to the greatest band of all time...The Ramones.
Other than that, Lars should shut his fucking mouth.\
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The Ramones?? Shlongy for a moment I thought there may have still been a shred of heterosexuality in you. Then you write moronic retardedness like this and prove once and for all that you are the biggest ass bandit this place has ever seen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:29:35 EST (#)
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PS. You're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
You really are a fucking tool. Keep promoting the sellouts. Keep on slurping on Lars' dick.
Seek and Destroy? That the only old song you know? I guarantee you know NOTHING about the band or heavy metal in general.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:26:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:08:13 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:05:01 (#)
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i'll tell you this. i have eminem, baha men, hillary duff, and the stones on my winamp. i consider my musical tastes quite diverse. and i still think metallica sucks.
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Have you ever thought about being a volunteer in the proctologists department. The anal bleeding that will ensue will make sure that you remain perpetually in your comfort zone.
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i have a condition, sir, that often requires rectal probing and i can honestly say i was never in a comfort zone, before, during, or after.
as for the whole "i love metallica" mantra...it's getting a little old. i can almost see you sitting in your chair, teeth grinding, evil fingers aloft; your voice screaming, "love 'em bitches!" as you slam home on submit. you should know that you're not going to get any recruits into the fold, you're not going to further their position on TRL, you're just going to waste bandwith.
\m/ ROCK ON!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:24:46 EST (#)
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I fucking HATE this band. Terrible. Never liked even one song by them.
The only reason I let them live is because they, from time to time, pay homage to the greatest band of all time...The Ramones.
Other than that, Lars should shut his fucking mouth.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:20:34 EST (#)
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I don't think I like metalica. I haven't heard "virgin" used as an insult since I was about 12. hahahaha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:19:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:11:04 (#)
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That is possibly the faggiest picture of Metallica ever. You couldn't find anything better? What are you 15?
Listen to their old shit, you steaming pile of shit.
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Seek and destroy motherfucker. Your version of "the older stuff" probably comes off the black album. How about we continue back about 10 years.... probably when you were about 47 years old, Fat, Ugly, infinitely less retarded than you are now and still chasing male ass. That is where we will find the "best" of Metallica. Either that or you could continue pawning your Bros records off as being "the bomb".
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Metallica suck these days. St. Anger was a fucking shambles.
They used to rock, even though Lars is a joke of a drummer...
Black album and earlier \m/
These days, pfft...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That is possibly the faggiest picture of Metallica ever. You couldn't find anything better? What are you 15?
Listen to their old shit, you steaming pile of shit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You need to restate that only Black Album and earlier are Metallica. After that is some sell out peice of shit excuse for music.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Black Album was the first CD I ever bought, when I was 12. I used to listen to it every day after school in my room while my mom hovered outside my door, out of her mind with worry that I was worshipping the Devil.
Little did she know, I WAS.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:05:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll tell you this. i have eminem, baha men, hillary duff, and the stones on my winamp. i consider my musical tastes quite diverse. and i still think metallica sucks.
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Have you ever thought about being a volunteer in the proctologists department. The anal bleeding that will ensue will make sure that you remain perpetually in your comfort zone.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not to be cliche, but Kill 'em All through Black Album - hell yeyeah.
CLIFF 'EM ALL, BITCHES!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll tell you this. i have eminem, baha men, hillary duff, and the stones on my winamp. i consider my musical tastes quite diverse. and i still think metallica sucks.
Submitted by Sethor (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Beer good! Napster bad!
Metallica blows chunks.