The Kilt (652 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.25 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jinky Williams (View user info) at 2005-03-24 10:54:11 EST
The kilt, I'd wager
Is a real fine item
Anyone who says "no"
Has blarney inside 'em.
A manly-man's dress
And his Sunday Best
Worn always with pomp and parade.
It's the outfit to don
For a clan war at dawn
Or a late-night bagpipe serenade.
Stay orange.
--JW
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-03-24 19:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aye, and I'll be needing one soon enough.
Bagpipe serenades planned.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blarney is the name oft given to one who has the gift of persuasion or smooth talking, sometimes through deception. "1. Smooth, flattering talk or 2. Deceptive nonsense."
I'm using number 2. I'm taking a bit of poetic licence and stretching the definition a bit. The name just sounded cool and worked with the poem.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought that a blarney was a good thing... ? Could I be wrong? O world!!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn! I read the title wrong. I thought this was gonna be about he Klit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You and your Scottish retardedness need to read this (http://www.ubersite.com/m/62619) and all my other posts.
They will all be classics in the near future.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-24 13:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck IS this dribble?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-24 12:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heeeeey.
there you are!
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sweaty sock
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2005-03-24 11:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
McGonagall would have been proud.