I couldn't resist this post... (996 hits)
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Submitted by mmm_beefy briancte.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-03-24 13:59:33 EST
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050324/od_nm/odd_finger_dc
You fuck with me and i'll cut your finger off and put it in the chilli...
bitch
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Submitted by aceyloulou (user info) at 2005-03-25 00:12:28 EST (#)
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Ya know, I got food poisoning from Wendy's a few years back when they had that salad bar thing where you could make your own tacos and shit. Wendy's sucks. I'd sue.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-24 20:46:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 18:39:15 EST (#)
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Of course you're 'lost' you stupid fuck, the short bus done gone and left you again...oh I'm sorry calling you stupid is an insult to STUPID people!
Just shut the fuck up you punk-ass bitch or I swear to god I will hunt you down and raunch you up the fudge tunnel so hard you'll be mincing into next week!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:21:57 EST (#)
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*box clank clank slam*
SHITCANNED! w00!!! :)
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:03:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:07:14 (#)
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suuuuuure, you pustulent pox of poo!
Good luck collecting unemployment! :)
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you lost me...completely.
and where'd collecting un employment come from? lmao
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:07:14 EST (#)
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suuuuuure, you pustulent pox of poo!
Good luck collecting unemployment! :)
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:58:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:09:33 (#)
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you
are
a
douche!
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Why dont you take your douche bag, shove it up your ass. Fill your ass with water, and then squirt the water from your ass all over the place. But be sure to hit the computer so you cant be such a douche bag on the internet anymore.
Douche!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:48:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:30:05 (#)
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I ALWAYS thought their chili was missing something, but i couldn't put my finger on it...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:09:33 EST (#)
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you
are
a
douche!
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-03-24 15:03:25 EST (#)
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When will you people learn.
DON'POST JUST LINKS!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:47:41 EST (#)
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take it any way you can, buddy
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:46:01 EST (#)
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i'll take that as a yes
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:38:34 EST (#)
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I am very "spooky"
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:31:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:19:35 (#)
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How's Jeff?
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I havnt talked to Jeff since i moved to Texas...or anyone else for that matter.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:30:05 EST (#)
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I ALWAYS thought their chili was missing something, but i couldn't put my finger on it...
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:22:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:01:05 (#)
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Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:00:07 (#)
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No Comment
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the spook is as lazy as...you know
is "the Spook" black? i just thought it was a funny coincidense
no...i didn't spell check
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:21:29 EST (#)
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yuck
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:19:35 EST (#)
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How's Jeff?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:17:27 EST (#)
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This was all over the news last night - haven't had an apetite since - can't even THINK of drive thru!
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:10:27 EST (#)
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Ok, I just lost my appetite!
I'm eating a burrito! Thanks!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:06:39 EST (#)
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my mistake...it was "the Hitcher" not "the Hitchhiker".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091209/
notoroius scene - young man in diner eating chips...and what does he find?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:06:00 EST (#)
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"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it," said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. "Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."
that last line is classic
"Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:05:08 EST (#)
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i have to wonder if Bart has some kind of script that allows him to monitor previously banned people. my post before this he -2'd it, and i wouldn't be supprised if he saw this to. hehe Bart you smart...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:04:02 EST (#)
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*barf*
....
*dry heave*
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:02:48 EST (#)
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what are you talking about. i never posted anything called "the hitch hiker" you jurk off
Submitted by corporate_drone0723 (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:02:23 EST (#)
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wasnt this a South Park episode?
Submitted by miss_behvn (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:02:06 EST (#)
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I work in san jose, I will not be frequenting any wendy soon! Yuck!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:01:43 EST (#)
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reminds me of "the Hitchhiker"...and all the other shit you've posted, you raging retard.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:01:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:00:07 (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-24 14:00:07 EST (#)
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