You know, I agree with the Red Lake, MN High School Shooter (784 hits)
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Submitted by HZRD (View user info) at 2005-03-24 16:06:01 EST
If you haven't heard, here's how it went down (it's being compared to the Columbine shootings):
"A 16-year-old gunman killed nine people before taking his own life at Red Lake High School in Red Lake, Minnesota. At Columbine, Dylan Klebold, 17, and Eric Harris, 18, killed 12 students, a teacher and themselves on April 20, 1999."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/23/columbine.memories.ap/index.html
You know, I'm no Neo-Nazi, but I applaud Dylan Klebold and the Columbine shooters.
Why? One simple thing: Murderous Rage. I could totally go on a killing spree right now, although I would probably kill so that it would benefit society. No, I'm serious. Shut up or you're going on the list.
Here's a short list of who I am going to shoot on my killing spree tomorrow, i.e. my "Marks":
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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:44:51 EST (#)
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by the way, i think that kid and the columbine kids were pussies and couldn't handle reality. if you hate people, stop at drawing you killing them. grow up and realize that killing people because you're sad is idiotic and grow some testicles. it's funny, how many women or girls do you see going on a rampage? NONE.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:42:03 EST (#)
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hooray for satire... and for boobies. some people disagreed with my humor. i tell them "lighten up or i will find you and tackle you to the ground and tickle torture you (in a non-ghey way)."
anyway, i was pissed off for like... the last two days but i'm over it. i was totally getting sick until today, which probably didn't help when all this shit came crashing down. i'm really glad i'm stress free. i do however, have to go back to the DMV tomorrow - the title came early (holy shit - the NC DMV being timely? it's bananarchy!). i even bought some pot for when i have to go to Midas and the DMV tomorrow morn so i won't be incredibly pissed by the time i get home. and the cold sore is gone because i actually feel healthy today.
i'm a calm person really until you waste my time and money. i won't put uber on cnn, i promise.
p.s. - that flash thing is super fucked up, but i kind of like it and i can see how you can compare it to this. i was one of those people who found and watched those beheadings... i'm kind of a sick monkey if you couldn't tell from my previous posts.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-25 10:24:03 EST (#)
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don't bother
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-25 09:23:43 EST (#)
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and guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-25 09:23:25 EST (#)
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fucking hell. now when you DO go shoot up your school, ubersite will be on fucking cnn. don't kill people.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-25 08:39:10 EST (#)
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WARNING....WARNING...THIS IS TRULY FUCKED UP.
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i just found out that this kid made a flash cartoon predicting how his murder spree would go.
here's the link:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0323051weise1.html
it's surprising similar to your post HZRD.
p.s. don't go to the DMV.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-03-24 19:56:22 EST (#)
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It seems to me that you can avoid your murderous rampage if you just got rid of your car.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-03-24 19:53:32 EST (#)
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This is the best art gallery I've ever been to!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-24 19:33:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-03-24 18:15:35 EST (#)
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+2 for wanting to take out an Interpol fan. I fucking hate that band
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:25:29 EST (#)
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The DMV in Greensboro isn't much better
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile...
Submitted by negativesid (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Entertaining.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-03-24 17:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"in a gruff manor"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:55:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:20:49 (#)
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Adam,
Ugh, I couldn't imagine hanging out in Dupont Circle on weekends - It's Adams Morgan dives all the fucking way. I have a garage because I live in a house in the nice section of NW with 4 other people.
Sorry 'bout your Terps, man.
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Adams morgan is the awesomeness, I was just reffering to the fact that Dupont is flaming, flaming gay. Seriously, I had some friends visiting me and we were getting something to eat coming from the zoo (chicks really wanted to go). We sat in the park and kept guessing who was the woman in the relationship. We almost got our asses kicked by a dozen pissed of fags for not being discreet enough about it.
DC has one of the best bar scenes hands down
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:47:45 EST (#)
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I'd fuck up the people laying down my tile floor with a .22 Just for shits and giggles. Those bullets sting.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:45:06 EST (#)
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be sure to start at the bottom of the list.
HUMAN TRAGEDY IS FUNNY! HAW-HAW!
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:38:41 EST (#)
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+1 nice story line
-1 crappy pictures
+1 for effort
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:28:35 EST (#)
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nice dreadlocks
well, this review a splode
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:22:38 EST (#)
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not great but solid.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:22:37 EST (#)
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reminds me of Habeeb, during his 'decontructionist' phase.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:22:26 EST (#)
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oops didn't mean to give it a rating.
ahhhh i feel much better now after doing this. fucking cars. fucking DC! Urge to kill... GROWING!!!
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam,
Ugh, I couldn't imagine hanging out in Dupont Circle on weekends - It's Adams Morgan dives all the fucking way. I have a garage because I live in a house in the nice section of NW with 4 other people.
Sorry 'bout your Terps, man.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:17:22 EST (#)
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hahahahaahhahaha This was awesome
Why in gods name would you live in DC? I used to, but only because I went to Maryland. GO TERPS! EVEN THOUGH YOU SUCK ASS BASTARDS DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE FUCKING TOURNEY THIS YEAR!
How do you have a garage in DC?
Lastly, please tell me you don't hang out at Dupont Circle on the weekends.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:15:35 EST (#)
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Can't hate anything here.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:14:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:13:07 EST (#)
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you want to have more sex or smoke more... whhatever option you chose you want to calm down!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:13:01 EST (#)
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Bitchin'
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:12:52 EST (#)
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The DMV
<shudders>
ugh
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:08:49 EST (#)
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I just can't get behind murderous rage. I understand your feelings, and if you must kill me, at least have sex with me first.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:08:39 EST (#)
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