"Money Shot" (1468 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.16 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bob Polly <tpx187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-10 04:03:40 EDT
Damnit I posted a blank one first. Damnit. Oh well this is funny. I am wacthing CNN cause there is nothing else on at 3am. Well the anchor women was just talkin as I responding to another post and I hear her say, "This is what photo journalists call a Money Shot" When refering to the people tearin down Big Saddam. Fuckin priceless. Does this lady know what she just said? Does she have any idea howdumb she sounded? Is she goin to be fired? HAHAHHA Dumb bitch, HAHAHAHA MONEY SHOT!
"HEY ZAMIR! Move closer I wanna get you in my money shot!"
HAHAHAHAHHA. Lord, CNN sucks, but it just got a whole lot funnier.
Bobbs
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Submitted by OBEYnelson (user info) at 2003-04-10 15:19:02 EDT (#)
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Yea, I hate Gretta Van Sustren. every time I see her it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-10 14:16:23 EDT (#)
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There's an anchor on MSNBC that looks creepy to me. Her name is Chris Jansing (sp?) and her head makes her look like an alien. I don't know if it's because her eyes are one foot apart from one another, her mouth is too small for her head, or a combination of both. It really gives me the creeps when I see such an abomination speak...
While I'm on the subject of people in the media, another one of them that pisses me off by just looking at them is Gretta Van Susteren (sp again?). This bitch makes me want to hit her every time she speaks, not because its stupid, but because she talks with only one side of her freaking mouth. I can't tell if she had massive braces when she was younger or if she smarted off to some guy and he really did clock her in the jaw. I'm hoping it's the second one...
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-10 14:10:38 EDT (#)
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I love the blank look in Laurie Due's eyes....her perfectly made-up eyes....
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-10 13:41:19 EDT (#)
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AH, ok I get it now.
Up until now the only thing I associated with money shot was that last ball that they shoot in the 3 pt. shot contest in the NBA all-star game.
Ok, you know what I'm going to stop here and go back to working on my presentation for the benefit committee meeting next week.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-04-10 12:41:34 EDT (#)
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Ha! That's classic. Fox has an anchor named Rita Cosby that irritates the hell out of me. I cannot stand to listen to her. Every couple of words she utters is followed by the phrase "sort of". Sort of? What the hell? She also frequently prefaces her 'breaking news' with the statement "This is fascinating." I just want the damn news. Do not tell me how I should feel about it, I am quite capable of making up my own mind and deciding what is fascinating.
On a lighter note, there was some brief footage that could have been categorized as a 'Money Shot'. Early in the live coverage of the happy Iraqi people reveling in the streets there was an older man shown holding a colorful poster of Saddam. He was yelling in arabic and hitting the poster with his shoe. Another man wearing the traditional dress of the region,(don't remember what it's called)came up from the side, lifted the hem to his waist and mashed his crotch onto Saddam's image. He smiled sneakily at the camera and walked away. His actual package couldn't be seen, but it was obvious what he was doing. By the 5th time this footage was replayed I was rolling on the floor. I kept waiting for somebody to mention it or cut it from the tape. They never mentioned it as far as I know, but finally it was cut after a couple of hours.
Those whacky, happy Iraqi!
Michelle
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-10 12:32:01 EDT (#)
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Thank you loki, it just shows that you don't study porno-slang.
I also think it's a bit presumptuous to say "EVERY" guy knows what it means. blah blah...
Is this something they actually "say" in pornos? Like "Hey baby, cover your eyes, here comes my money shot?" Or something you would have to hear by watching the making of a porno, or is it by word of mouth?
God, I really don't even care.
Loren
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-10 12:06:56 EDT (#)
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Ok, I feel old now. Fill me in, what is a money shot?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-04-10 11:59:15 EDT (#)
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Every guy knows what a money shot is... I mean damn its like the best part of any porn lol... Maybe the CNN chick was getting off on it... Iunno...
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-10 11:48:28 EDT (#)
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Its not just news anymore, its entertainment. I think they call it 'infotainment' or some such
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-10 10:14:42 EDT (#)
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My daddy calls Laurie Due on Fox an "info babe" because her lip gloss and pink outfits are always perfectly applied.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-10 09:15:47 EDT (#)
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Speaking as an adult, I never knew what a money shot was until IndianOcean asked my if I did them.
Thank god.
SO.... I doubt she'll be fired. Not every person who watches the news is an up-to-date-on-slang-terminology teenaged porn fan.
Submitted by Partholon (user info) at 2003-04-10 07:20:13 EDT (#)
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Any idea who it was, like maybe that bitch Christiane Amanpour? God, I hate her.
Anyhow, CNN would be a lot cooler if they broadcast porn as news:
"This just in: we have a report that two twin Swedish sorority girls were in desperate need of a plumber on Tuesday afternoon. Fortunately, one arrived just in time to clean our their pipes with his tremendously long snake. Let's go live to Wolf Blitzer."