I am the fucking man bitch! (956 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -1.49 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Salim (View user info) at 2005-03-25 12:04:43 EST
What up you punk ass rednecks?
I showed up and made you shut up. I scored 19 and won the game against the OK st Cowboys. I got help from my boys Hassan and Channing and we squeked it out 79-78.
Now we get Illinois in Chicago? I am game! I can shoot the lights out of the gym and I plan to do just that. I plan on scoring like a mad man and making all you god damn hicks see my face until April. then you will see me in June getting drafted and then i will ahve a huge long career in the NBA being a pimp ass long distance threat and as usual a kick ass guard from U of A.
I am the best shooter in college basketball. J.J. Reddick? Please he is a fucking white boy playing for Duke! Duke sucks my left nut as I shoot 3's all day long. J. J. will be like every other Dukie in teh NBA. A sorry ass role player.
I am the shit and I know it. My goal is to win one more for my coach...the Silver Fox, Lute Olson so he can decide to retire if he wants as a winner. He is the ultimate pimp because he gives me my confidence and helps me shoot the shit out of the ball.
Listen up y'all because I will be in the 3 point contes next year in the NBA All Star weekend. I am the fucking man. Arizona for life!!!
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Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nigga g dogg
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, maybe Arizona will have better luck than Duke did. What a disappointment. And since NC State is also making it's exit, best of luck to UNC.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-25 19:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are the manbitch? you suck the left nut? you like the gentle caress of the tender teabag across your face?
you are TEH GHEY!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-25 17:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh?
Submitted by ConnieLingus (user info) at 2005-03-25 17:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
shouldn't black people be NSFW?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-25 16:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, you are a man bitch.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-03-25 15:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I smell a new Photoshop competition.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-25 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What freeway off-ramp will you be working at next year?
I just might want an autograph from you.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-03-25 15:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, you certainly are a man-bitch.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-25 14:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey negroids stop stealing computers. thats obviously the only way you can post this stupid shit (or at the library)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-25 13:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AZ winning moved me into fourth, I was looking at a few grand too.
I'M VERY BITTER ABOUT IT TOO
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-25 13:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Danged ol' coloreds! Who gave 'm the intranet?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-25 13:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for all your comments about the Duke White Devils and Coach KKK.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go drink some malt liqour negro.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it should read: i am the fucking man-bitch
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First off washington should not have been a one seed and were lucky to get that far.
2nd ok state is a great team and we had to paly our best to beat tehm and did. You want to talk about luck Christian laetnner last second shot...fucking luck.
And Chicago going to teh NBA championship? When 10 years from now...stop smoking weed dude.
Submitted by bruner_ms65 (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up smoke,
Kentucky will take it all.
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't give anymore negatives, probably because it is not necessary. Deng was a rookie of the year until halfway through the season. Once the Bulls put Duhon and Deng on their starting line-up, the team has turned around, having it's first winning season since 1998, and is looking like it will make the NBA championship. The reason I have no respect for the Pac-10 is because you guys have some amazing teams, but consistently choke once the pressure is applied. Washington gets a one seed, then starts crying when nobody takes them seriously. Come out to play Louisville, lose by 14. Arizona vs. OK State. 79-78. That says that we did not have the ability to win, could not seal the final punch. Had Lucas' 3 gone in, you guys would have exited as well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shuddup, Negro.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's face it. It's all about the ACC. We have the only REAL college teams. bwahahahahahha
you must really like teh ghey menz, boringwhiteboy.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Duke has produced some great college teams, but few truly great NBA players.
Wait, ZERO truly great NBA players.
Boozer, Deng, Battier, Duhon - average in the NBA at best.
Hill - oops, he left his ankles in Durham. That's a shame, he probably needed them.
I will give coach K credit for exceeding above his expectations on the college level, but he knew he'd never make it in pro ball, thus he turned down the Lakers.
Plus, he looks like a rat.
And Duke will NOT win it all this year. I'd bet my kidneys.
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
snark,
I know Hassan looks like he has a fucking snake in his pants.
-1.75 at this point huh....I knew the PAC-10 was hated but this much?
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the way I look at it. While K has had difficulties converting Duke Players into NBA Players, his success in College Basketball is unparralled, beating Dean Smith's all time Tourney record. Looking at it from a more recent perspective, Dunleavy, Battier, Boozer, who signed an amazing deal with the Utah Jazz, Duhon and Deng have all had a lot more success in making successful NBA Careers. Besides, Arizona won't last more than 5 minutes against Illinois. So take it and shove it. Also, who beat Arizona the last time? Oh, that's right, it was Duke. Respect Bitches.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because the bulge in 21's shorts immasculates me.
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Duke and J.J. are pieces of shit.
How many Duke players have won an NBA championship? One Bitch.....and that was Danny Fucking Ferry.
Now has far as a school Duke is good and creates leaders but Coach K is the Bobby Knight of our time...Awesome team coach but he creates role players not stars.....The closest duke has had to a star is Grant "my foot is always broken" Hill.
Arizona? We fucking own the responsibility for making guards who can play the NBA game of basketball.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck. JJ Reddick IS the best shooter in college basketball. Duke sucks? Anyone who says that is jealous because we win all the time and all of the students (myself included) will graduate and make ten times the salary of anyone who hates Duke. So suck it.
And you're a bootlip.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah.
Although it's funny coming from "boringwhiteguy".
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:08:27 EST (#)
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Damnit, Yes beat me to it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Basketball is a sport for criminals. You'd do well to remember that.
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's up yes? You a fucking ok st fan?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-25 12:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dats right, you are the man-bitch.