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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.33 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by worm (View user info) at 2005-03-25 17:56:21 EST


There's nothing like a crisp, colorful shirt on a thinly scented man.

The woman recognized this simple (if carnal) pleasure, but was powerless to fight it. She raised a brow and looked over her specs as he walked by.

He smiled.
She smiled back.

The butterflies behind her belt danced as she fell into the plush of her swivel chair. She lipped the pink of her pencil as she whispered with short breath.
"Who is that man?"

"What were you looking at?" Came a playfully probing voice from above her.

Erin was on her perch, peering over the woman's cube-wall. The woman flushed and muttered. Her pencil slipped from her hand and fell to the plastic floor mat with a single, and surprisingly loud, 'click'.

For a moment, the world seemed to stand still. This was broken by the woman's scramble to the ground for her office prop. She began to speak while making a sloppy attempt at retrieval.

"How... What did-"

The woman paused, collected herself, and prepared a stellar work-place tone. By the time she had corrected her position, posture, and the bridge of her glasses, Erin's head was turned ninety degrees, engaged in another chummy conversation on the other side of the wall. The woman watched her co-worker's facial profile as it expanded and condensed with as much expression as the environment would allow. The woman couldn't think of anyone else as well liked as Erin- and she managed to pull it off with a tight skirt and sublte cleavage.

"Do you know him?" The woman said it twice as loud as was neccessary. Erin stopped her side conversation and turned back to the woman.

"Of course." Erin paused and flashed a coy smile. She drew closer to the woman and lowered her voice "You've been staring at him like an elephant at a peanut." The woman found her comment childish, but endearing. She flushed again. "You wanna meet him?"

"Yeah, that'd be great" The woman said softly, cocking her chin to one side and swiping a strand of hair behind her ear. The tone of Erin's reply was gentle as the breeze.

"Well, sure dear. He's a great guy- just went out to get some lunch."

Erin adjusted her stance and looked into space. She played with her earrings and gave a long sigh, allowing herself enjoy the moment.

"His name is Thomas. He's my boyfriend."


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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-26 14:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I would have +2-ed this if there was a catfight or a three-way at the end.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-03-26 14:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

-Dave

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-26 09:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ouch.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-25 21:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-25 18:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

threesome coming!
more, PLZ!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-25 18:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

men suck but i like this post.


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