fuck emo cuntrags (rant+picture) (1846 hits)
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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (View user info) at 2005-03-26 23:49:48 EST
(sorry for the lack of capitalization and for it being somewhat poorly written, i am writing on emotion)
not sure how often this has been brought up, but i AM sure you all hate those whiney 14 year old girls who think their life is soooo horrible that they have to mutilate their own bodies to get fucking attention. i was at the mall today and noticed a group of ugly little girls, sporting all-black clothing and black snake vomit on their eyes exiting that store Hot Topic. even without their hideous get-up, these would have been the ugliest bunch of eyesores to walk this earth. one was wearing short sleeves and i noticed several cuts on her forearm.
christ, i thought, one of THOSE. as they looked over at me and noticed that i was staring, i knew i was in for it. did they think i was checking them out? i was at least 4 years their elder; it was obvious these girls scared away potential romances with just a glance, and unlike most people on this website (sorry guys), i am attractive and already have a girlfriend. the "head" girl said hey in a raspy voice. i tried for the cold shoulder technique but to no avail. the fat one with "pig-tails" asked me if i waned to come "chillax" (chillax? what the fuck is the world coming to?? i blame ashley simpson).
i was about to tell them to fuck off, seeing as im not a pedophile, when the mother of one of these little brutes appeared. at first i thought i'd get an earful from her for talking to her "precious angels". precious angels, my ass. this lady needed to beat this kid, and badly, til she came out a born again christian. not that i like born again christians, but anything's better than this. to my surprise, the mother began scolding the fat girl for annoying strangers AGAIN. the mother apologized and i walked away, and as i did i heard something about no more black eyeliner. maybe there IS a god.
in short, i have a message for all you little cunt munchers:
fuck you and cutting yourselves with your little knives and safety pins..
..I USE A MEAT CLEAVER
User Reviews
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 23:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-08-04 12:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since when is that a fucking meat cleaver?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:21:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-27 02:13:44 (#)
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I also use meat cleavers to wipe barbecue sauce off my arm.
looks like a cross between marmalade and salsa
either way the author of this post is remedial.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're fucking stupid. You can't even rant.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-27 17:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
[Staying consistent with my original rating.]
Despite that, Shlongy's a riot. Doesn't my Ultimate Cow kick ass though?
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the title. i hate emo cunts
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-27 12:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its taco bell sauce. my blood comes in mild, hot, and fire varieties
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-27 12:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks more like homehade jam to me.
Submitted by right_wing_extremist (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:58:01 EST (#)
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Zero, only because I read the whole thing.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-27 02:15:55 EST (#)
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That, and salsa.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-27 02:13:44 EST (#)
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I also use meat cleavers to wipe barbecue sauce off my arm.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"You ever have a stripper bother you when you were getting down on a plate of shrimp? I mean, her nasty cunt is right there where your food is, and she has on that vanilla musk that all the dancers wear, and its just ruining your din din?"
The only thing near my mouth at a strip club is titties and/or alcohol.
Then again, the shitty loooow brow places I've been to don't even serve food
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:51:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:04:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
is that fucking salsa
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Looks like this pinapple salsa they used to serve at the local high brow strip club I used to frequent.
They would make these jumbo coconut shrimp, and the pinapple salsa was excellent. I would go there just to eat, the naked broads would annoy me while I was trying to eat.
You ever have a stripper bother you when you were getting down on a plate of shrimp? I mean, her nasty cunt is right there where your food is, and she has on that vanilla musk that all the dancers wear, and its just ruining your din din?
Gaaaaack.!!!!
Submitted by HammetthalenvanSRV (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:51:05 EST (#)
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I betcha that fat fuck rapper that got killed a few years back also bled bbq sauce
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is that fucking salsa
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:36:38 EST (#)
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all rants suck. i dont care. i needed to get it out, they piss everyone off. and what does "they have power over you" mean? i chose to rant about them, its not like its a war between normal people and emo people.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the very fact that you wasted your time ranting about them means the emos have power over you
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you bleeding barbeque sauce?
A better question is, where can I get barbeque sauce for blood? That would fucking rock...
...unlike this post. I have a rant about emo, too. It probably sucks as much as this one.
And what's with pants?