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Submitted by EMOsucks (View user info) at 2005-03-27 00:33:13 EST
white males
late teens early twenties
are from "blue states"
come from upper middle class or rich families
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist
are psuedo intellectuals
have never been in a real fight
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap
are compulsive masturbators
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them
are closet racist
have a superiority complex
do not believe in absolute right or wrong
are hypocrites
are not successful with members of the opposite sex
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation
would rather live in a socialist United States
have no real world experience
will -2 this
can go fuck themselves
User Reviews
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-28 01:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
everyone is a hyopcrite. sometimes..
everyone masturbates
fighting is dumb...it may make you look like a hard ass but best-case-scenario: you knock the guy out in one punch but broke your knuckles and your hand hurts for a few days.
I'm lower-middle class
comon dude...I bet you've never even given EMO a chance, you just dismissed it as crap...hypocrite.
-2 DIE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-28 00:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
white males yep
late teens early twenties yep
are from "blue states" yep
come from upper middle class or rich families yep
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist yep
are psuedo intellectuals yep
have never been in a real fight yep
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers yep
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion yep
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap yep
are compulsive masturbators yep
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them yep
are closet racist yep
have a superiority complex yep
do not believe in absolute right or wrong yep
are hypocrites yep
are not successful with members of the opposite sex yep
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation yep
would rather live in a socialist United States yep
have no real world experience yep
will -2 this yep
can go fuck themselves
yep
yep
yep
yep
yep
yep
...
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-03-30 17:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This could have atleast been well-written
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not a closet racist! I hate niggers!
Submitted by dudaculb (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is so true
http://www.FreePSPs.com/?r=16768803
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
decent
Submitted by Jogging_Monkey (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
white males - yup
late teens early twenties - yup
are from "blue states" - Canada EH
come from upper middle class or rich families - yup
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - nah just ALL teh states ;)
are psuedo intellectuals - nah pure bred genius
have never been in a real fight - only 2
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - who doesn't?
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - Anti-religion
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - its funny i disagree with EVERYTHING (this post - CRAP)
are compulsive masturbators - 2 to 5 times daily ... w/o the lady friends aid BAM
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - wrong
are closet racist - racist cuz Dave Chappelle made me "Big nosed... breathing all the white mans air"
have a superiority complex - only cuz im your father
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - who does?
are hypocrites - HAH of course
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - nah my success has been aplenty
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - ur ghey
would rather live in a socialist United States - would rather NOT live in teh states
have no real world experience - let me know when you've been to 4 diffrent countires including all the states/provinces in YOUR country
will -2 this - nah i like quizzes. and you mom
can go fuck themselves - soon as i get home from work and the again and again ... and again
Submitted by DaSchmuck (user info) at 2005-03-30 13:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
YOu're correct.. never been in a real fight...
would you like to be the first?
Submitted by stevetherugbyman (user info) at 2005-03-30 12:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to -2 it so I could fit all of the categories. Amazing.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:36:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
some were right, some were dead wrong. you are fucking stupid, however.
I agree with this guy (Bukowski fan?).
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are such a fucking comic genius. You should tour with Carrot Top and Bob Saggot. That way if there are any groupies you may have a chance.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2005-03-30 07:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males --- yup
late teens early twenties --- 20
are from "blue states" --- Yeah
come from upper middle class or rich families --- Wrong. Poor as fuck.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist --- Only the republicans from those states.
are psuedo intellectuals --- Wrong. I can kick your ass at Jeopardy
have never been in a real fight --- Wrong. Been in 3...2 of them were with Turks who had knives. Ever been in a fight where people had knives? Then STFU.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers --- Uhh...Most people do, ass.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion ---I'm anti anything that interferes with other people's lives.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap --- If it's crap, it's crap. Enough said.
are compulsive masturbators --- Got me on that one.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them --- My roommate's black.
are closet racist --- Nope.
have a superiority complex --- Fuck yeah.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong --- There's plenty of gray areas out there.
are hypocrites --- Sometimes.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex --- Define successful.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation --- Fuck no.
would rather live in a socialist United States --- If it could be made to work.
have no real world experience --- I've been all over the world, and lived on two different continents.
will -2 this --- Watch me go...
can go fuck themselves --- Same to you, buddy.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking incorrect.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white males - YES
late teens early twenties - yeah
are from "blue states" - yeah
come from upper middle class or rich families - yeah
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - no
are psuedo intellectuals - yeah
have never been in a real fight - nope
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - yes
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - not really
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - yeah
are compulsive masturbators - definately
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - no
are closet racist - maybe meaning yes
have a superiority complex - YES
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - nah
are hypocrites - sure
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - werd
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - always
would rather live in a socialist United States - hell no nigga
have no real world experience - yep
will -2 this - nah
can go fuck themselves - OK!!
14 points, thats me baby
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I was going to just ignore this but it looks like fun....
white males - Yes
late teens early twenties - Yes
are from "blue states" - Yes
come from upper middle class or rich families - Yes
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - Maybe if you said "most" instead of "all". Anyone can look at polls and see that a percentage of people in every state voted democrat, therefore they can't all be right wing.
are psuedo intellectuals - no, I really am an intellectual.
have never been in a real fight - Yes (giving you the benefit of doubt here, I've been in a fight but maybe not "real," what the fuck does that mean? and what the fuck does being in a fight have to do with anything? is being in a fight something to be proud of?)
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - No
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I don't hate the christan religion, I hate people who bring it into politics/government here in the States. I would also be against any other religion being involved in politics here. Religion does some good, helps idiots who can't think for themselves live
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - Sort of. I tend to think I have reasons for everything I beleive in. If you bring up something and are able to defend it, I won't think its crap. But most people don't defend their stupid opinions, and therefore I can call it crap.
are compulsive masturbators - I don't know. What would compulsive be considered?
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - no
are closet racist - no
have a superiority complex - I dont know, I'd have to say no, although a lot of the time I cant understand why some other people are so stupid and wrong.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - yes. in your sense of the matter at least. I do think there is in objective right and wrong in every situation though.
are hypocrites - no.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - no, but again, why does this matter?
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - no
would rather live in a socialist United States - I am a socialist, so yeah. You probably have very little idea what socialism is though, so I am sure this means nothing to you.
have no real world experience - as opposed to "fake world experience"? no, idiot
will -2 this - no, but just in spite
can go fuck themselves - no, just a false statment, I can't physically have sex with myself. I don't think it's possible. well I guess some guys have ribs removed to be able to suck their own dick or something?
Good Day.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-29 23:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shay, Uberuser:
Female
Late Twenties
Blue State
Come from a very much 'non rich' family, will not consider myself 'lower class'
Do not think that people from red states are ignorant right wing fundamentalist, I'm an independent and agree with certain things from both sides
Do not consider myself a 'pseudo intellectual'
Been in plenty of fights in my younger years, but do not flaunt it, or think that it's 'cool', like you, apparently
Don't give a shit about what my peers think of me
I am christian, not practicing, I don't hate the muslim religion, but think that the 'extremists' are fucked
I am very much open minded, I am open to opionions that differ from mine, am mostly enlightened and sometimes my opionion alters.
I just may be a compulsive masturbator. Jury's still out.
Have plenty of friends that are all different shades and colors
Not a racist, my family looks like a rainbow
No superiority complex here
Believe in absolute right or wrong in some cases, but mostly not
Definitely not a hypocrite
Definitely successful with members of the opposite sex
Never personally considered homo-sexuality
Would not want to live in a socialist United States
Have waaaaaaaaaaay more life experience than you, you little fucker.
I will not -2 this, because I don't care.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-29 22:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
nigga pimpin' ain't easy
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-03-29 22:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white males -yep
late teens early twenties -18
are from "blue states" -Canadian, so I guess that's basically a blue state
come from upper middle class or rich families my familes like 60,000 in debt but live in a upper middle class nebihourhood (mom refuses to move) so I guess that counts
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist -nope i think half the people from red states are ignorant right wing fundementalists, (as I recall most red states were pretty much just 5 or ten precent in favour of Bush)
are psuedo intellectuals -hardly
have never been in a real fight -been in plenty of "fights" which is really just me getting my ass kicked cause I think I can take on someone twice my size
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers -I guess...(looks at my posts) oh wait no I don't gave a shit
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion -don't hate any one of em, but of truth in everything
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap -no i'm actually openminded
are compulsive masturbators -fuck yeah
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them -I associate with plenty of minorites
are closet racist -nope
have a superiority complex -yep
do not believe in absolute right or wrong -no
are hypocrites -sometimes
are not successful with members of the opposite sex -i'm actually successful (go figure) just dumped my old gf(k she dumped me two weeks ago) and got a new one last Sat
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation -no
would rather live in a socialist United States - would just rather not live in U.S.
have no real world experience -i guess
will -2 this -no
can go fuck themselves k(refer to complusive masturbation)
Submitted by android (user info) at 2005-03-29 20:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
white males - yep
late teens early twenties - 28
are from "blue states" - red
come from upper middle class or rich families - middle
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist
are psuedo intellectuals - partly true, if i were all-knowing i wouldn't have this shitty job
have never been in a real fight - just 1
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - hardly
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - religion in general is a absurd
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - partly true
are compulsive masturbators - not so much
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - not true at all
are closet racist - somewhat
have a superiority complex - nope
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - very false
are hypocrites - i'm workin on that one
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - wouldn't say that
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - nuh uh
would rather live in a socialist United States - not a chance
have no real world experience - just the U.S.
will -2 this - nah, it was a good try though
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-03-29 20:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work! =)
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-03-29 18:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not closet racist, I'll tell you to your face that I hate niggers...
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-03-29 17:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are hypocrites- how about someone named EMOsucks, but cries like a bitch?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-29 10:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For a more accurate assessment - http://www.ubersite.com/m/62932
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-29 06:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
white males - White, yes. Female.
late teens early twenties - yes
are from "blue states" - Canadian
come from upper middle class or rich families - I guess
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - bullshit
are psuedo intellectuals - yeah, pretty much
have never been in a real fight - not true
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - I'm seventeen: I hate myself and I hate everyone else
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - Religion can go fuck itself and atheists can stop scoffing at people who are religious without cramming it down other people's throats
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - mostly, yeah. However, see some of my comments on carolrichards posts
are compulsive masturbators - Hey, I'm 17, what do you expect?
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - I also live in Vancouver, where white people ARE the minority
are closet racist - nah, not true
have a superiority complex - yes
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - right..maybe.
are hypocrites - Try not to be, but we all have our moments
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - lesbian, and not exactly sex-deprived
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - see above
would rather live in a socialist United States - Would rather stay in Canada
have no real world experience - Surprisingly, false. I'm well-travelled, bilingual, not a virgin and fairly fluent about politics
will -2 this - wrong, but only because I'm petty and wanted to contradict you more than I ended up doing
can go fuck themselves - Is this where that compulsive masturbation part repeats itself, *again*?
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-03-29 06:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males - No
late teens early twenties - 25
are from "blue states" - If by Blue you mean Conservative, then yes.
come from upper middle class or rich families - Middle Middle.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - No. I just think they're wrong.
are psuedo intellectuals - I am an intellectual. No pseudo about it.
have never been in a real fight - Wrong.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - Not really.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - Nope, I think all religion is misguided.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - Maybe a little.
are compulsive masturbators - Nope.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - Nope.
are closet racist - Maybe a little.
have a superiority complex - No complex. Just superiority.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - Nope.
are hypocrites - Probably.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - Getting married in a year...
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Nope.
would rather live in a socialist United States - No. Would rather live in an independant UK
have no real world experience - Have plenty.
will -2 this - Yup.
can go fuck themselves - Nah.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-03-29 05:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males - Blast, tis true.
late teens early twenties - Also true, im 19.
are from "blue states" - UK ma'funker.
come from upper middle class or rich families - NO
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - Again, UK, baby!
are psuedo intellectuals - I am smart.
have never been in a real fight - I have kicked ass and have had my ass kicked.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - I like to socialise.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - Im a Jedi.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - About right, give or take, depending on the subject.
are compulsive masturbators - Guilty.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - Cant agree with that.
are closet racist - Again, I cant agree with that.
have a superiority complex - Nope.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - Thats not completly right is it!
are hypocrites - Can be.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - I beg to differ, im no casinova but I have been known to 'woo' that ladies, as it were.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Nay.
would rather live in a socialist United States - UK suites me fine, thanks.
have no real world experience - I have no travled the seven seas but I like to think I know a thing or two about what I need to know.
will -2 this - Sure will.
can go fuck themselves - If by that you mean, have a wank, you sir are correct!
Good day to you.
Go fuck your self.
(This reply was splle checked)
-Hobbs
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 21:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
will -2 this - YEP
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-03-28 21:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white males - yes
late teens early twenties - 32
are from "blue states" - Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
come from upper middle class or rich families - yes
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - no, not all
are psuedo intellectuals - have a Master's Degree
have never been in a real fight - once, I won
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - nope
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - nope
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - nope
are compulsive masturbators - nope
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - nope
are closet racist - nope
have a superiority complex - when reading this, yes. In general, no.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - yes
are hypocrites - nope
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - wrong-o
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - well, I am bi...
would rather live in a socialist United States - no, Australia suits me fine.
have no real world experience - spend half my adult life outside of Australia and speak four languages - so - nope.
will -2 this - no.
can go fuck themselves - zany you, all gettin' sassy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-28 19:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Change the title of this post to 'the majority of uber ALTERS', and then you may on to something there, bub
+1 for pointing out hypocrisy
-2 for being an utter cinnamon-raison flavoured douchebag yourself
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-28 18:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a very astute young man.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yup
yup
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
got me there
nope
nope
is it a complex if its true?
yup
I try not to be
nope
nope, I got married... it didn't help
nope
nope
yup
not even with my MASSIVE penis could I
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who seriously associates with minorities anyway today? That´s begging for a robbin´ and a rapin´.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-03-28 15:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"do not believe in absolute right or wrong"
And you do? Fucking idiot. Take a psychology class.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-03-28 15:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This just sounds like a list of made-up traits of people you were in arguments with and couldn't win.
Fuck off, red.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-28 14:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The majority of uber users...
Prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola in national taste tests!
Like bajeener
Diurnally pontificate on the ramifications of paraquat usage in absequious venues
Eat fuck
Produce moderate to high levels of methane
Choose Jif
Wish you would have written a better post
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The majority of Uber Users fucking love this post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62813
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
NO ONE CAN DENY THAT THIS POST IS A BIT TRUE, ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT CLOSET RACISTS AND HATING CHRISTIANITY....
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males NO FEMALE
late teens early twenties NO- 28
are from "blue states" NO, UK
come from upper middle class or rich families NAH
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist DUNNO WHAT THIS MEANS
are psuedo intellectuals I AM AN INTELECTUAL
have never been in a real fight NAH
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers FUCK EM
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion NAH
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap NAH
are compulsive masturbators
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them NAH
are closet racist NOPE
have a superiority complex OK, YES
do not believe in absolute right or wrong NOPE
are hypocrites MAYBE
are not successful with members of the opposite sex NOPE
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation EH?
would rather live in a socialist United States UM...N O
have no real world experience OH, I DO
will -2 this YES I WILL
can go fuck themselves DON'T MIND IF I DO
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone with the word "EMO" in their user name, regardless of what they write, deserve to be -2ed on EVERY POST THEY PUT UP.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh fucks god yeah this was sweet.
PREACH ON.
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
White male- Indian (Dot, not feather)
late teens, early twenties- Okay, got me there
are from "blue states" - North Carolina. Proud of it to
come from upper middle class or rich families - Parents had to fight for everything they got
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist- From a red state jackass
are psuedo intellectuals - What the hell does that mean? You only act intelligent?
have never been in a real fight - Hah, broken nose, black eye, been there, done that
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - Part of the social condition
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I think that Mother Theresa is a saint. Do I agree with Pat Robertson and Bob Jones? Fuck no!
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - Crap is Crap. Accept no substitute
are compulsive masturbators - Okay, you got me there
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - Damn it, I am a minority
are closet racist - Preconceived notions are hard to get rid off
have a superiority complex - Hah, I'm the stupidest person here
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - How in the hell can you say that? Everything is a shade of grey
are hypocrites - Everybody has been at some point
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - Having a steady girlfriend for a couple of years qualify?
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Nah, masturbation gets me off just fine
would rather live in a socialist United States - No, increases inefficiency
have no real world experience - Lived on every continent, except Antarctica, visited 20 countries.
will -2 this - Right on the money there
can go fuck themselves- Thanks for permission there, chump
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not even close
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
clever observation dick munch
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males - CHECK, ARE YOU JEALOUS?
late teens early twenties - 25
are from "blue states" - FLORIDA, WHICH WAS RED THIS TIME DUMBASS
come from upper middle class or rich families - HARDLY, MY FATHERS AN ELECTRICIAN
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - NO, SEE ABOVE
are psuedo intellectuals - REAL INTELLECTUAL HERE, AND I HAVE THE MASTERS TO PROVE IT
have never been in a real fight - I'D BEAT YOU LIKE I OWN YOU
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - EVERYBODY DOES
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HATER, BUT CHRISTIANS ARE SOME FUCKED PEOPLE
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - CRAP IS CRAP, I CALL EM AS I SEE EM
are compulsive masturbators - FEMALES ARE BETTER
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them -LIVE IN SOUTH FLORIDA, WHERE I AM THE MINORITY. ALSO LIVED IN COSTA RICA FOR 6 MONTHS
are closet racist - I AM A FLAG WAVING RACIST AND LIFE LONG MEMBER OF THE KLAN
have a superiority complex - I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - BECAUSE BELIEVING IN GREY MEAKES YOU STUPID
are hypocrites - I'M SUPRISED YOU COULD EVEN SPELL IT
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - MARRIED THERE CHUMP
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE?
would rather live in a socialist United States - I'D RATHER LIVE IN GERMANY CIRCA 1936
have no real world experience - ARE YOU RETARDED? WE ALL LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD
will -2 this - DAMN SKIPPY
can go fuck themselves - I INSIST, NIGGERS FIRST
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Since everyone else is doing it:
white males - You got me there, Dick Tracy.
late teens early twenties - Well, I was...ten years ago.
are from "blue states" - Not by choice. I can't help it that my state is ran by an urban political machine that doesn't care for jack squat outside of their area.
come from upper middle class or rich families - 95% of the people will fall into this demographic.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - No, sorry.
are psuedo intellectuals - Some are, but don't underestimate anybody.
have never been in a real fight - 9 years of military service here. I can take care of myself.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - Fuck them.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - It's cool to be unique, which is probably the reason for this observation. Personally, I don't care which church/mosque/temple/whatever you don't go to.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - Nobody is 100% open minded.
are compulsive masturbators - You got us there.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - You forgot "or entertaining them".
are closet racist - Everybody is. Get over it.
have a superiority complex - Some do, some don't.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - There are no absolutes. Everything is a shade of gray.
are hypocrites - Isn't everybody, if you look deep enough?
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - Speak for yourself. I'm married.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Do farm animals count?
would rather live in a socialist United States - Over my dead body.
have no real world experience - Pfffft. I've done more in my 29 years than most people accomplish in their lifetime.
will -2 this - Nah.
can go fuck themselves - I could. It's long enough.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-28 06:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males - mixed female
late teens early twenties - 24
are from "blue states" - Umm.. no. I come from one of the other few hundred countries on this planet.
come from upper middle class or rich families - upper middle class, so sue me.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - no comment.
are psuedo intellectuals - no baby, I'm a just an intellectual.
have never been in a real fight - do fights with siblings count, cause if so, then I've definitely been in a fight or four.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - no, I don't really give two shits what people think about me. The fact that I'm highly lovable in real life helps though.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I'm Christian, my mom's pseudo atheist and my dad's buddhist. Believe what you're going to.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - if I hear shit I don't agree with I'll try to understand it, and if after much consideration I still don't, well then I'll tell you off.
are compulsive masturbators - yes.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - uh... actually, my mom's Trinidadian so that would make her a minority in most places. You can kiss my ass for your retarded assumptions.
are closet racist - Considering half my family is West Indian, let's hope not.
have a superiority complex - uh...? Only towards you.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - you have no idea what my beliefs are. Telling people what they believe though, if definitely wrong.
are hypocrites - the hypocrisy of that statement.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - no, sorry, guys love me. I have to shoo them away like flies.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - well, my first long term relationship was with a girl from 15-17. I'm over it, I can masturbate just fine on my own thanks.
would rather live in a socialist United States - would rather live in a different country, like I do.
have no real world experience - Hmmm. was born in Bangkok, moved to: Bombay (now Mumbai if you're confused), Mozambique, Ottawa, Amman, Kenya, Nepal, New York, Ottawa, Dubai. And that's just the places I've lived. Moving to London to do my masters in September. Don't talk about shit you don't have a clue about.
will -2 this
can go fuck themselves - I'm pretty sure the masturbation statement already covered this.
Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2005-03-28 06:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wrong
but a good linkwhore excuse
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33046 <-- this is me
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-28 05:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha Brilliant!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-28 00:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
white males. Now hold on here! I may be white, and I may be male, but I am definetly not...wait what was the third thing?
late teens early twenties. 20 years old.
are from "blue states". Michigan is a blus state yes
come from upper middle class or rich families. No, but my mom spends money as if she was.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist. No, thing all ignorant right wing fundamentalists are ignorant right wing fundamentalists.
are psuedo intellectuals. Fair enough.
have never been in a real fight. Nope, proud of it too.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers. Somewhat.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion. Am anti islam as well as christianity, not anti hindu or other eastern religion.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap. I do not agree with this assesment!!!!!
are compulsive masturbators. Am masturbating as I type this.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them. Nope, grew up in an area where being white was the minority. MEan streets of inkster!!( shakes head back and forth)
are closet racist. No, but I do find racist jokes funny about any and all people.
have a superiority complex. Nope, low self esteem here.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong. Correct, everything is perception bassed.
are hypocrites. Well who isn't a hypocrite?
are not successful with members of the opposite sex. I'm semi-succesful. I get girls, just not the ones i want.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation. Nope, have considered homosexuality as a viable option to pissing off my family.
would rather live in a socialist United States. Indeed I would.
have no real world experience. Absolutely none!
will -2 this. Nope
can go fuck themselves
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-03-27 23:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
white males - Asian Indian
late teens early twenties -- Righto
are from "blue states" ---Huh ?
come from upper middle class or rich families ---Well, Yeah and thus contribute back to family to ensure it remains rich.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist -- Nope
are psuedo intellectuals ---Umm, lemme sleep over that
have never been in a real fight --- Won't buy that....Real fights and I go hand in hand (punch for a punch)
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers ---- Aren't we Social Animals ?
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion --- No Anti Religion at ALL
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap -- Learning Evolves, dismissing something as crap sometimes highlights a bigger acceptance.
are compulsive masturbators -- Who ain't....
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them .... I won't buy that.
are closet racist ........ Nah....
have a superiority complex ........ Nah
do not believe in absolute right or wrong ....... Well maybe yes, Or maybe not...Hell We don't believe...
are hypocrites .....Ugh!! NO!!
are not successful with members of the opposite sex........Closest ROFLMAO.... Uber Successful !!
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation ....... Nope
would rather live in a socialist United States...... Happy With India....
have no real world experience....... For that matter, There is nothing called the REAL World !
will -2 this ........... +2 for you, you are outright frank.....
can go fuck themselves ......... Who is 'themselves' ?
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2005-03-27 23:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2005-03-27 23:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a narrow minded, stereotypically fetid, worthless shit-chunk of cyberspace.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everybody else is doing it, so I am too.
white males- Can't argue with that one.
late teens early twenties- Bingo.
are from "blue states"- Actually, there's alot of country roads around here. More green than blue.
come from upper middle class or rich families- I live in my car with a Mexican fast food cook named Diego.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist- What's a fundamentalist? It has the word 'fun' in it. That's good, right? I guess you're a FUNNYmentalist. Teehee.
are psuedo intellectuals- Aww.
have never been in a real fight- This is NOT true. I get my ass kicked at least once a week for running my mouth. Thank you very much.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers- Not true. But-- you do like me, right?
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion- I love my Jesus.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap- Okay, ya got me there.
are compulsive masturbators- who isn't?
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them- My best friend is black, so I know that's bullshit. Well, he wears black sometimes. But he's white, but you get my point. Unless it's hot out, then he wears white or a light color.
are closet racist- only a nigger would say that.
have a superiority complex - <insert funny retort>
do not believe in absolute right or wrong <insert funny retort>
are hypocrites- < " " >
are not successful with members of the opposite sex- HA!
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation- OPTION?! HA! i do both.
would rather live in a socialist United States- if i had to choose between a fucked up united states or a canada in which naked virgins roam the streets and money growing from trees.... you know i'd pick canada. pshh.
have no real world experience- i've never auditioned for that show, so maybe that's why.
will -2 this- nope.
can go fuck themselves- will do!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so fucking true.
Damn straight!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
white males
-Nope. Asian.
late teens early twenties
-OK, got me there
are from "blue states"
-MA, and damn proud of it
come from upper middle class or rich families
-Yeah, I probably qualify
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist
-No, just most of them
are psuedo intellectuals
-My user name's spedmonkey. 'Nuff said.
have never been in a real fight
-Hah. And you have?
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers
-Yeah, it's called "having friends". Try it some time.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion
-Hey, I love Christianity. It gets me presents and time off school. What's not to like?
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap
-I'll generally give a good argument. I'm dismissing this because it actually is crap.
are compulsive masturbators
-And your point is?
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them
-I am a minority. Dumbass.
are closet racist
-I couldn't be more out of the closet if I tried. Oh, wait, this is racism we're talking about? -Never mind.
have a superiority complex
-Nah, only over dumb fucks like you.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong
-There's absolutely right and wrong. Me? Right. Always. Other than that, I don't know.
are hypocrites
-At least I'm not gay!
are not successful with members of the opposite sex
-I would throw in the obligatory "your mom" joke here, but I guess the sex really doesn't count if -it's with a prostitute.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation
-Hey, if any of us are, we're getting more action than you.
would rather live in a socialist United States
-No, no, I have no desire to live in Canada. Too damn cold.
have no real world experience
-Hmm. I'm alive, right? This is the real world, right? Or maybe it's the matrix. If the latter, -then, damn, you got me.
will -2 this
-Actually, I'm going to -1 just out of spite.
can go fuck themselves
-I will. I'm a compulsive masturbator, after all, remember?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-27 16:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males - Nope.
late teens early twenties - I'm 157, you insolent pup!
are from "blue states" - Mine can't make up its mind. I'm going to say red, but you never know with this place.
come from upper middle class or rich families - Oh, we had to pinch and scrape at times. You know, like when Daddy couldn't get me my fourth pony. Or when Daddy wouldn't buy the contents of an entire mall for me.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - You mean they AREN'T?!?!???
are psuedo intellectuals - I'm a pseudo-pseudo-intellectual. Yeah, that's right. Figure that one out.
have never been in a real fight - Define "real fight". Have I slit anyone's throat with a shiv while in prison? Yes.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - That is what is commonly known as the human condition
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I don't like organized religion, period. It allows people's brains to stop working. Much, I fear, as has happened to yours
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - If by that you mean that I will point out if an argument is utter shit, then yes.
are compulsive masturbators - It isn't compulsive unless you have a problem
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - But they *like* it on the plantations! It gives them a sense of purpose.
are closet racist - I've got other things in my closet.
have a superiority complex - You're just jealous of how utterly kickass I am.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - You are absolutely wrong about that.
are hypocrites - As is everyone.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - Of course I'm successful. They just need a bit of... persuasion... first, sometimes, that's all.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Considered, hell.
would rather live in a socialist United States - I prefer the idea of a system of government based solely upon the number of fleas on any given mammal.
have no real world experience - I was on MTV's 'Real World' TWICE. How's that for real world experience? I win, pissmop.
will -2 this - Only to appease your assumptions.
can go fuck themselves - Speaking on behalf of all of the exceedingly flexible hermaphrodites of the world, yes. Yes we can.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-03-27 16:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The ones that apply to me:
white males
late teens early twenties
come from upper middle class or rich families
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion
are compulsive masturbators
have a superiority complex
do not believe in absolute right or wrong
are hypocrites
are not successful with members of the opposite sex
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation
will -2 this
Incidentally: "pseudo" is a word only used by pseudo intellectuals, so you're falling foul of at least two of them yourself.
And: is it alright to hate islam/eastern religions as long as you lick christian arse?
And I don't have a problem with the aforementioned characteristics of mine. They make me me, etc.
So what if this is a site that deals *mainly* with this category of people? Go fuck yourself and get a life. There are loadsa dofferent people about, and you can't box them.
So don't try.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-27 16:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white males - yep
late teens early twenties - yep
are from "blue states" - swing state, went red
come from upper middle class or rich families - piss ass poor
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - my states red
are psuedo intellectuals - meh
have never been in a real fight - only 2
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - nah
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I hate any opressive religion
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - depends on my mood
are compulsive masturbators - any night I don't get laid
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - make me a sandwich and clean my room bitch
are closet racist - chris rock said it best...I don't hate black people, I hate niggers
have a superiority complex - I am better than you
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - hmm
are hypocrites - this describes everyone on earth
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - neg
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - only with zoidberg
would rather live in a socialist United States - neg
have no real world experience - neg
will -2 this - neg
can go fuck themselves - well, I mean...sure
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-27 16:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, this looks like fun.
white males: Yep.
late teens early twenties: late 20s
are from "blue states": I live in a province. You know, part of the rest of the world?
come from upper middle class or rich families: Middle class is pretty accurate, but certainly not "upper" middle class or rich.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist: I don't like to make sweeping generalizations. You know, like you just did. That's what pseudo-intellectuals and hypocrites do.
are psuedo intellectuals: Yes and we all stand in awe of your massive intellect.
have never been in a real fight: Only in grade school.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers: Why do you think you even posted anything on Ubersite?
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion: No, I don't hate any religion but I disagree with all of them completely and therefore equally.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap: This is just crap.
are compulsive masturbators: You got that straight.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them: Well, you know life at the plantation is pretty good.
are closet racist: I hope not.
have a superiority complex: Who doesn't?
do not believe in absolute right or wrong: True.
are hypocrites: Everyone is a hypocrite. You're stereotyping everyone of doing things that you do in this very post. See above.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex: So sue me. God knows I try.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation: No, compulsive masturbation has always suited me just fine. I see no need to bring man on man action into my life.
would rather live in a socialist United States: No, I'd rather continue to not live in the United States at all.
have no real world experience: Yes, I've been in a sensory deprivation tank from the age of 1 month. I was released yesterday.
will -2 this: Fuck you, I gave you a +2.
can go fuck themselves: Nope, I've tried, it doesn't work.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-27 16:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
white males - Yeo
late teens early twenties - 35 actually
are from "blue states" - Not american
come from upper middle class or rich families - About as middle as middle class gets
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - Their not Bolshevik?
are psuedo intellectuals - Somewhat less than pseudo.
have never been in a real fight - Wrong wrong wrong
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - Yes and No
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I just hate all organized religion
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - Nope. I think that's what you're doing with this gawdawfull post.
are compulsive masturbators - GUILTY!!!
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - Wrong, I'm the token white guy at work. Hell I live in Vancouver. I'm the token white guy here. My last lover was Japanese ummm... I think that's enough examples.
are closet racist - Too much shit packed into my closet for racism to fit.
have a superiority complex - Nope, I'm just better than you
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - Only an idiot does.
are hypocrites - GUILTY!!!
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - I'm not in a long term relationship so that's true in a way
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Nope
would rather live in a socialist United States - NOPE! I like it here.
have no real world experience - I would shudder to think what you consider that to be.
will -2 this - You're fucking psychic!
can go fuck themselves - Re: Compulsive Masturbator.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white males - Why yes I am!
late teens early twenties - 21
are from "blue states" - Kansas is as red as they come
come from upper middle class or rich families - Well, if you consider $30,000 a year as upper class, ok.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - No
are psuedo intellectuals - This is true
have never been in a real fight - Because that's a merit
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - Everyone does, including you, sorry, it's basic human psychology and it's inescapable.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - I think all religion, when taken to seriously, defeats the benefits that religions have to offer.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - Some things are crap.
are compulsive masturbators - 3 times a week like a clock... is that compulsive?
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - I have had several minority friends, of which I've given them shit for being minorities and they've given me shit for being Whitey the Blue Eyed Devil. I'm friends with about 20 jews, 3 blacks, a handful of Asians and cripple.
are closet racist - I'd like to think that we identify bullshit in counter-cultures.
have a superiority complex - OK...
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - Only in objective issues are there absolute right or wrongs. The sky is blue, the Earth is in the general shape of a sphere. You might be what people consider a loser.
are hypocrites - Everyone is a hypocrite at some point. Whether or not we grow from our pasts is what's important.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - By successful do you mean fucked a whole lot of people? Because I don't view that as success. More like self dellusion.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Mature...
would rather live in a socialist United States - I hate socialism.
have no real world experience - Yeah, I haven't been self employed as a remodler since I was 16. I'd like to know what school of hard knocks you're coming from.
will -2 this - 0
can go fuck themselves - Almost. A few more inches and I'll be there.
...
Now I'm off to make breakfast. So much wasted effort.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white males- White Female
late teens early twenties- Late 20s
are from "blue states"- Right On
come from upper middle class or rich families- Nope, lower middle class to mid as I got older
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist- Not ALL
are psuedo intellectuals- Psuedo?- No. I'm a true blue Smarty Pants
have never been in a real fight- Wrong, I've been in a whopping TWO fights
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers- Nope, I accept the fact that a lot of people may not like me or accept me.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion- I hate no religion, but do think less of any fanatics, no matter where their beliefs lay.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap- Nope, not I.
are compulsive masturbators- Compulsive? Yeah okay.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them- Married one, divorced him after he refused to give me food or clean up.
are closet racist- Homos are in the closets, not racists
have a superiority complex- yeah, I do.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong- Right on.
are hypocrites- No. Well, yes, sometimes. But I'll backpeddal and admit it.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex- Not more or less so than anyone else I know.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation- I have, but decided against it. ;)
would rather live in a socialist United States- No, I'd rather live in Tahiti
have no real world experience- I have had pleanty
will -2 this- I won't!
can go fuck themselves- Nah
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost none of these apply to me. I'm a 26 year old female from a red state, and I like Christianity just as much as any other religion. They all have their good and bad points.
I do have a goodly portion of trouble with the opposite sex though, I'll give you that one.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tru that- what a bunch of fucks we got round here.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was worth my review.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
though i think this post was pretty dumb, its giving me something to do. easter sucks
white males-yes
late teens early twenties-yes
are from "blue states"-yes
come from upper middle class or rich families-yes
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist-not at all
are psuedo intellectuals-no, im smarter than that. 1560 SAT, bitch.
have never been in a real fight- wrong. black people have tried to rob me, and guidos have tried to beat me up for taking pictures of their sisters' asses.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers-not really. thats why i post shit
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion-i dont hate any religion, im agnostic
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap-wrong
are compulsive masturbators-definitely wrong
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them-wrong
are closet racist-i use racial slurs, but some of my best friends are niggers
have a superiority complex-no
do not believe in absolute right or wrong-not sure
are hypocrites-everyone is
are not successful with members of the opposite sex-wrong
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation-what the hell?
would rather live in a socialist United States-no. socialism can suck my balls.
have no real world experience-since you probably have to be out of college to have real world experience, then youre right here.
will -2 this- WRONG!
can go fuck themselves- thanks!
Submitted by ConnieLingus (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
have never been in a real fight
I fight people like you on my way to other fights.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
now, i would like you to do something for me? ok? listening? good.
i would like you to sit on this -1 and swivel. can you do that for me, hmm?
there you go *ruffles your hair*
PS shut up
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, you've kind of got some good ones in there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Spot on, shitforbrains.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about HammetthalenvanSRV
User id: 17249
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Somebody's bitter...
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Jay_Bassman's list.
white males: Yes.
late teens early twenties: Yep.
are from "blue states": What the fuck is a "blue" state? I'm from Australia. I couldn't be arsed caring to tell you the truth.
come from upper middle class or rich families: Nope. I just scrape the middle-middle class.
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist: See the "Blue state" one.
are psuedo intellectuals: I'm an intellectual. None of this pseudo crap.
have never been in a real fight: Been there, done it.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers: I have long hair, a big orange beard, and I walk around in flannel shirts and track pants. Now if THAT's feeling the need to be socially accepted, then I guess I'm guilty.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion: I swear to God you're part of that emo group.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap: When I think something is crap I provide detailed and informative points on why I think such a thing is crap.
are compulsive masturbators: True.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them: Never really associated with a minority anyway.
are closet racist: I disagree.
have a superiority complex: I know I'm naught but a speck of shit in the grand scheme of things.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong: Wrong.
are hypocrites: It's impossible to not be a hypocrite 100% of the time.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex: Damn! Right.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation: Nope.
would rather live in a socialist United States: I'd rather live in communist China than live in the United States. Ok.. maybe not. But I'm not too crash-hot on the place.
have no real world experience: I'm 19. I have hardly any real world experience. I have a job. That's about it.
will -2 this: Nope, -1 just to cock you.
can go fuck themselves: See "compulsive masturbation" question.
That's 6 out of a possible 22. You lose, loser. Ha.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-27 10:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see.. I'm :-
white males
late teens early twenties
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion
are compulsive masturbators
will -2 this
5 out of 22 = 22.72%
That's not bad considering your obvious lack of mental prowess...
I imagine you fall into 21 of the 22 categories and would probably get the lot if you were insightful enough to -2 this heap of crud!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-03-27 08:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"have a superiority complex"
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No, I don't.
You're just too stupid for me to talk to.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-03-27 06:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
excluding yourself of course
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-03-27 05:47:12 EST (#)
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What we have here fellas is another bitter lil wussbag, who's lashing out because of crapping ratings. Well heres a tip twat munch, write something good rather than whinning like a dirty bitch.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-27 04:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm withdrawing my
"would rather live in a socialist United States: Whoa boy YES!" remark.
Now that i think of it, America would suck socialised. Yanks just don't have the psyche to share. Scandinavians have had 'semi-socialist community ownership of means of production' systems for a good millenium, and it's the way they think that makes it possible there.
It's actually quite amazing the difference of thought between the different nations. Shows that even though globalisation is rampant, we are all still unique peoples.
Anyway, back to my point: No socialism in USA. Just raise the corporate taxes like a bitch and give free health care to the poor and hungry.
Become like Canada, basically. Why not? You guys are trying to make half the world like fucking America.
I'm still all for Aussie socialism though. I believe it could work here with a bit of work.
PS. I hate this post.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-03-27 04:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get your tongue outta your sister's mouth, you're grandpaw's girl tonight!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-27 04:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-27 03:55:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
billybob, I think leaving your country counts as some world experience.
Different perspectives and all that.
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Perhaps, but when i think of real world experience I think of having your own home, own mortgage payments, needing to pay the bills or losing the electricity. Damn kids that bitch to you because you won't get them maccas on the way home from rugby practice. Or even visiting Toquerville with my wife.
I haven't had that yet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-27 03:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
billybob, I think leaving your country counts as some world experience.
Different perspectives and all that.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-27 03:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WILLIAMSON'S CHECKLIST:
white males: Yes
late teens early twenties: Yep
are from "blue states": I'm from Australia. We don't have red or blue states, but my local electorate voted in the "lefter" major party, so yes.
come from upper middle class or rich families: Yes
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist: Dr. Phil doesn't seem like that at all. And in all seriousness, no.
are psuedo intellectuals: I don't even know the definition of "pseudo". It's just a buzzword to me.
have never been in a real fight: I've been in fights before. Admittedly, I'm only 17 and haven't had "outside a bar in a dark alley with knives" fight yet, but I'm joining the army soon so I'll be fighting for a living.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers: Everyone does at some level. I certainly enjoy respect from my peers.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion: I leave everyone to their own beliefs. Though i regularly get more pissed off at Chrissos cause they bother me with their religion more than Musos do.
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap: I think everyone does that. I'll admit i do that a bit, yes.
are compulsive masturbators: No comment......
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them: Half my friends are minorities, my half-sister is a minority, my last girlfriend was a minority and i lost my virginity to a minority. What the fuck does it matter if i hang out with minorities or not anyway? Shouldn't we not be considering people as "minority" and "majority (?)" people?
are closet racist: I say "Nigger", "Gook", "Coon" and all those nasty words in jest but i never hate someone before i know them based on race.
have a superiority complex: I wish! It would feel good to think i was on top for once.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong: Right! I mean, uh...
are hypocrites: I've been known to be at some points.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex: I do pretty right, thank you.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation: Once again, no comment....
would rather live in a socialist United States: Whoa boy YES!
have no real world experience: Ah, T'is true. I am a youngun.
will -2 this: Yes
can go fuck themselves: I didn't need your permission.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-27 02:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"are psuedo intellectuals"
AHAHAAAHAHAA
psuedo huh?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-27 02:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow this is retarded.
omfg i luv teh emo!
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-03-27 02:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OKAY, LET'S DO THIS:
white male - Check!
late teens early twenties --- Check!
are from "blue states" --- Wow, 3 for 3!
come from upper middle class or rich families --- Enh...How would you define "upper middle"?
think all from "red states" are ignorant --- No, just most.
are psuedo intellectuals --- "Psuedo" nothin, man. Full-on.
have never been in a real fight --- BUZZ! Sorry, totally wrong.
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers --- Not really.
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion --- True, true.
pretend to be openminded, until hear crap --- Check!
are compulsive masturbators --- Man, you have no idea. I once masturbated while...no, I can't tell.
never associated minority unless giving food, cleaning --- WRONG!!! I get my drugs from a black guy.
are closet racist --- See my last answer (meaning, "no").
have a superiority complex --- I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong --- I'm always right, so that's absolutely wrong.
are hypocrites --- Well, Jesus, man, EVERYONE is.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex --- Your sister will tell you differently.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation --- Plead the 5th.
would rather live in a socialist United States --- Hell no.
have no real world experience --- Wrong.
will -2 this --- So far you got 8/20 right, so let me help you out with another Bingo.
can go fuck themselves --- Sounds like a good idea. G'night!
Submitted by GuyDude (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I -4d you just to defy your expectations.
Submitted by GuyDude (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a better user name. May I suggest " ShitStick666 " ?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
white males - how wbout just white people.
late teens early twenties - nope
are from "blue states" - nope
come from upper middle class or rich families - nope
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - nope
are psuedo intellectuals - Well yeah, but without the psuedo.
have never been in a real fight - nope
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - nope
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - nope
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - nope. I dismiss crap as crap. Other views I tolerate as long as they are well founded.
are compulsive masturbators - whats wrong with this? I practice as much as I perform. And I only practice on days I eat.
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - nope
are closet racist - nope
have a superiority complex - not all the time, but a little one is starting to develop here.
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - nope
are hypocrites - everyone is guilty of this a little. Except me.
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - oh if you only knew.
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - Again, what's wrong with any of this?
would rather live in a socialist United States - nope
have no real world experience - nope
will -2 this - nope
can go fuck themselves - I do, every day. I am a chronic masterbator, remember?
Submitted by HammetthalenvanSRV (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:31:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, you are stating the obvious here like for instance; how many white males in their late teens/early twenties are NOT compulsive masturbators?
practicing polygamist, and incestuous hillbillies in their early 20's are probably occasional masturbators
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure I've had an impression on some of the masogynists.
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misogynists. For a hardcore feminist alter, you should have known this one. It's your favorite word.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your testes never descend?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, you are stating the obvious here like for instance; how many white males in their late teens/early twenties are NOT compulsive masturbators?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...That was just so...
Fucking stupid. Go shit out your large intestine queerbait.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for stupid premise. +2 for that 'can go fuck themselves' ending.
white males - Yes
late teens early twenties - Almost yes
are from "blue states" - Nope, but close enough (Canada); this and the last one add up to one yes.
come from upper middle class or rich families - no
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - no
are psuedo intellectuals - yes
have never been in a real fight - no
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - no, and that sentence didnt mean what you intended
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - no, anti-everything
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - never pretend
are compulsive masturbators - yes
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - huh? i don't think of the race or gender of who i'm talking about
are closet racist - no
have a superiority complex - yes
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - no
are hypocrites - no, i'm consistent with my extreme opinonatedness
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - yes
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - no; masturbation rocks
would rather live in a socialist United States - no
have no real world experience - yes
will -2 this - no
can go fuck themselves - coverd that already
9 yes, 13 wrong. Not bad.
Submitted by HammetthalenvanSRV (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:55:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you fit this description to a T. Here's a suggestion; lose the internet alter ego, get a life, and then end it as soon as possible.
There's nothing more disgusting than a self-loather.
I don't loathe myself, notice I said the majority of uber users, I consider myself to be in the minority
Submitted by dragonOT02 (user info) at 2005-03-27 01:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If all your going to do is bitch about people on here, then there is no fuckin point to your post. Please don't post shit like this again and QUIT BITCHIN you fuckin homo.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure you fit this description to a T. Here's a suggestion; lose the internet alter ego, get a life, and then end it as soon as possible.
There's nothing more disgusting than a self-loather.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Brilliant
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Based on your name would it be possible to deduce that you are dismissing emo as crap?
I guess you're a part of the majority of uber users, hypocrite.
Ha ha.
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your going to get a lot of shit for this but your right on some points
Submitted by Papajoe (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure I've had an impression on some of the masogynists.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
white males - yep
late teens early twenties - yep
are from "blue states" - red - ohio!
come from upper middle class or rich families - lower middle
think that all of people from "red states" are ignorant right wing fundamentalist - n/a
are psuedo intellectuals - no, i'm an idiot
have never been in a real fight - only mortal kombat 2 for genesis
feel the need to have to be accepted by their peers - kinda
are not anti Islam or any eastern religion, but hate the Christian religion - i am christian
pretend to be openminded until they hear something they dont agree with and immediately dismiss it as crap - depends on my mood
are compulsive masturbators - every hour on the hour
never associated with a minority unless said minority was giving them food or cleaning up after them - nope, work with many, hang out with a few
are closet racist - also depends on mood
have a superiority complex - ?
do not believe in absolute right or wrong - nope, i do
are hypocrites - we all are in some way or another
are not successful with members of the opposite sex - <sigh>
have considered homosexuality as a viable option to their compulsive masturbation - um, no
would rather live in a socialist United States - um, no
have no real world experience - um, no
will -2 this - um, no
can go fuck themselves - um, in like 20 minutes
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-27 00:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
some were right, some were dead wrong. you are fucking stupid, however.