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I met a girl at the bar last night......... (1039 hits)

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Rating: 0.2 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jayjonze <crazfool003.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-27 11:16:59 EST


She was looking at me from across the bar. Long legs, nice tits, great ass. After 3 shots of jeager I finally got up the balls to talk to her. She was funny, smart, and best of all she thought I was hysterical. After about an hour of chit chat we decided to go back to my place.

She undressed herself slowly, sexy and inviting. Her ass waved back and fourth as she took off her panties. Then, she was on top of me, loving all that I was giving to her.

And then I woke up and the Easter Bunny was giving me a hand job.

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-27 17:06:28 (#)
Ranking: 1

Not sure why, but this made me chuckle

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-27 17:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:58:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

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check out the times on those two comments.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-27 17:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not sure why, but this made me chuckle.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

dude that bunny is such a whore. he jerked me off this morning too.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jackpot!

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-27 13:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

+1 for not being entirely crap.


Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-03-27 12:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

almost worth reading. almost. but not deserving of -1. just put more thought in

Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-27 12:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Playboy bunny, at least?

Submitted by Dash (user info) at 2005-03-27 12:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-03-27 12:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tee hee..

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-27 11:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Stay off the junk man....


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