Real E-mails From BDSM Studs! (Plus My Shy Camwhore) (1126 hits)
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Submitted by Day Star (View user info) at 2005-03-27 15:18:47 EST
Here's a question: Why are all BDSM guys 45 years old and wanting to tie up dozens of naïve twenty-something young girls? I decided to go undercover in a popular BDSM (That's kinky stuff for those of you who hate acronyms) and reveal the true motives of creepy middle aged Slave Masters.
Here I have compiled the best e-mails in response to a made-up submissive profile stating interest in being a slave for a younger man (23-26 years old) In a boyfriend/master relationship. Within moments my mailbox was flooded, and only one man was in my suggested age range. As follows is the choice selections from freaky old men:
From: Klove
Age: 36
"I'm interested in taking you on for a weekend when my wife is away. We could meet and talk about limits and passwords. The idea I have for you would be to keep you naked and cuffed with no shoes. I would parade you around my apartment tease you and make you bark like a dog. Are you a good puppy? You could eat out of a dog bowl and drink from the toilet.Maybe a blind fold and a feather a collar and a leash. Things like that."
From: MASTERPEACE
Age: 51
"Objectified? Humiliated? ... caged, shackled, naked and exposed to a man who
understands what a cunt like you needs? A man who will take possession of that delicious looking mouth, your ass, that wet beckoning pussy that you can't keep your hands away from?
The one man who's hands will invade your every oriface - and make you moan like the lustful piece of ass you are? The influence to whom your shamefullness will be empowered and accepted - as you learn to come and CUM only when you have earned the priveledge. You only deserve pain, never the pleasure of release. I will scar you and make you mine. You must host. Talk to me cunt ... shameful confessions are the price of entry here with me ... the more I know the more I can help you!"
From: DickNYoFce
Age: 39
"Hey Cutie-slut...I was hoping to find a new student like you. Young enough to train to do all my bidding. I have a polymorphous house where I keep my trained slaves, and you'd have to relocate to Philly, but it's not far and worth it to meet your master. I have 15 years experiences and 4 sluts currently living in my house. It saves on the bills! LOL! You can meet them and they tell you what a good master I am to my sluts. Reply to be taken into the fold."
From: Rinny100
Age: 53
"I like your school teacher look will be in Manahattan first week of May at four-star hotel. I'll treat you like a whore if you want."
This is just a small taste of the responses I received. Do middle aged men just hang out by their computers and use kink to exert their control over chicks? I know a bit about the D/s "lifestyle" and I'm sure it has little to do with Married 50 year old investment bankers.
User Reviews
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was funny/shocking/interesting good post blah blah blah.
The POINT is, I've been looking for posts by Faithless Whisper, and thinking, "When is Faithless going to post more stuff? I like her! I miss her posting! Is she gone for good? WOE IS ME!!"
And here you've gone and changed your damn Uber name. What the fuck, dude? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOU THAT WAY??? Oh, Jesus...are you avoiding me? Where did it all go wrong?
Gaaaaad. Now I have to catch up. Thanks a lot, whatever-you-call-yourself-now.
grumble grumble glad you're still here grumble mutter
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not so much threatening as... politely suggesting in a nudging fashion.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And
-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey
myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:41:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
Zombie Cha-Cha? When? Neeeeeeeed mooooooore...
That was my Spooky Zombie muttering, if you couldn't tell.
Is your spooky zombie threatening me? Tell him I'm writing, but not finished with the next installment.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Zombie Cha-Cha? When? Neeeeeeeed mooooooore...
That was my Spooky Zombie muttering, if you couldn't tell.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
amateurs after a young fuck, they'd just order u to shag em straight away. Apart from the guy who sed lol suprisingly enough he seems serious.
Trust me.
Ps if that is u in that pic are u a bit/lot sub?
Im a switch by the way.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Older men can only pull fat girls, that's why. All the younger BDSM'ers are probably whipping the shit out of pretty young teens in Marilyn Manson attire.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And what site were you on?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-27 18:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I would be unable to see anyone as my 'master' if he used "LOL" in an email to me. I just couldn't take him seriously after that.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-27 16:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
's alright.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-27 15:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of my childhood