UberPoll: Is oral still sex? (1617 hits)
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Submitted by ugaly <UG_A_LY.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-27 19:58:22 EST
I got into an argument the other day with a girl I went to school with. She is a mormon and an anal mormon at that. We got to discussing sex, and whether or not oral is the same thing.
She think that oral is immoral, and is the same thing.
I disagree.
What do you think?
User Reviews
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-03-29 03:58:33 EST (#)
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Like the man once said: "If you eat you did not cheat."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-29 03:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
serves you right for talking to weirdos.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-03-29 03:36:18 EST (#)
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I think your gay
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2005-03-29 03:08:01 EST (#)
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Can you define "is"?
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:55:05 EST (#)
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the dictonary definition of sex: "sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior." and "Sexual intercourse". Oral satifies both oh those defitions, so I would say yes.
Submitted by 360_Modena (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:39:12 EST (#)
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Oh and deathwatchz, shut the hell up sex isn't degrading to men or women unless somebody actually tries to make it degrading. Get your head out of your ass.
Submitted by 360_Modena (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:36:10 EST (#)
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Yes oral is sex
But sex isn't immoral
If I were you I'd find a woman who understands both these concepts
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:06:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:21:05 (#)
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Is sticking a shotgun up your ass and firing still sex?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:59:44 EST (#)
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yeah.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:49:59 EST (#)
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yeah, to elaborate on what hot jeaneee said, this issue was resolved with the whole lewinski / climpton (yeah, that's how my austrian grandmother pronounces his name....i love it) thing. and the answer is, ask kenneth starr.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if she's an anal mormon, just do her in the pooper
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:39:44 EST (#)
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This gets a +2 for the funniest damn comments I've seen in a long time.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:28:28 EST (#)
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Why dont you ask your mom? Oh yeah she cant talk with her mouth full.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:27:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-28 01:48:35 (#)
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All I know is, I'm Catholic, so I only take it up the ass.
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I would ask you to marry me based on that comment alone, but once wed you would have no religious reason to not have vaginal sex, so taking it up the ass would probaly no longer be an option. Sorry.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:16:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:30:09 (#)
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1998 called, they want their issue back.
Oh and to answer your question - who fucking cares.
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:37:45 EST (#)
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you could just have oral
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:30:09 EST (#)
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1998 called, they want their issue back.
Oh and to answer your question - who fucking cares.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 01:56:50 EST (#)
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I married a mormon.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-03-28 01:48:35 EST (#)
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All I know is, I'm Catholic, so I only take it up the ass.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-03-28 01:45:41 EST (#)
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I don't know, let me ask your mother:
"Mmmph mm grmpgh grmmm hmmmrph"
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-03-28 01:34:35 EST (#)
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Oral sex is, of course, sex. Because, as [person that rated below me] stated, it's in the name of the action - so figure it out.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-03-28 01:17:12 EST (#)
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Oral SEX is sex, idiot. Otherwise it wouldn't be called sex now would it?
Submitted by Deathwatchz (user info) at 2005-03-28 00:22:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:40:31 (#)
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This is a valid question, and many young women are plagued by it. I feel oral sex is degrading to women just as regular sexual intercourse until marriage. One should not sell herself short just to please the opposite sex.
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who the hell said it was just women?? guys can give oral too ya sexist......
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-03-27 22:21:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:21:05 (#)
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Is sticking a shotgun up your ass and firing still sex?
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lollercaust
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-27 22:13:13 EST (#)
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Would somebody please tell me what in god's name is an 'anal mormon'? The mental image I have right now is just horrific....and strangely arousing. But mainly horrific.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-27 22:09:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:48:17 (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:20:26 (#)
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Not +2 material, obviously, but people are being unnecessarily bitchy.
I think sex is sex is sex, personally. And I can't stand people who tout their supposed moral hierarchy and faux innocence because they take it in the mouth instead of between the legs. A cock holster is a cock holster, no matter which hole it happens to be.
I love it when she talks dirty.
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When doesn't she?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:48:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:20:26 (#)
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Not +2 material, obviously, but people are being unnecessarily bitchy.
I think sex is sex is sex, personally. And I can't stand people who tout their supposed moral hierarchy and faux innocence because they take it in the mouth instead of between the legs. A cock holster is a cock holster, no matter which hole it happens to be.
I love it when she talks dirty.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-27 21:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not +2 material, obviously, but people are being unnecessarily bitchy.
I think sex is sex is sex, personally. And I can't stand people who tout their supposed moral hierarchy and faux innocence because they take it in the mouth instead of between the legs. A cock holster is a cock holster, no matter which hole it happens to be.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:46:11 EST (#)
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You can't spell "moral" without "oral"!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:45:19 EST (#)
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I think you're a ree-ree.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:40:31 EST (#)
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This is a valid question, and many young women are plagued by it. I feel oral sex is degrading to women just as regular sexual intercourse until marriage. One should not sell herself short just to please the opposite sex.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:21:05 EST (#)
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Is sticking a shotgun up your ass and firing still sex?
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:20:56 EST (#)
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why are you friends with a mormon?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:07:22 EST (#)
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Is sex with a horse still sex?
http://www.farmcum.com
You decide.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:06:25 EST (#)
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So are you saying she likes anal?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:04:16 EST (#)
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Tell her to suck your dick.
And then suck mine.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-03-27 20:02:42 EST (#)
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