(NSFW) Newbieism (1358 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.67 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-28 07:28:19 EST
Today marks the day I am no longer a newbie to uber. My page-views have finally surpassed my Account Number. Yeah!!!
And to celebrate. What better way than porn. Hope you enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-30 12:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She has great eyes... I think, I wasn't really paying attention to them.
I think that you lose your "NooB" status when your second post hits the news-stands!
You're only new on your first day.. Isn't that right?
Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-03-29 01:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
She seems... deformed somehow
I can't exactly locate it, but something isn't right about her. This requires further investigation.
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It's the way the abdomen connects to the pelvis. They're skewed somehow.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamnit, rad! Don't be flashing that post around, man. That thing got me in more trouble, I swear....
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What a nice little biscuit she has. Who cares if her titties are fake, I'd still gobble her box.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
She seems... deformed somehow
I can't exactly locate it, but something isn't right about her. This requires further investigation.
its those two lumps growing out of her chest
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
too bad everything you post is shit
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie, you lost newbie status on this gem.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54073
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone was watching Chappelle's show last night.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:32:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty sure you lose newbie status when your hits are double your ID.
Or when we can remember any work of substance you have posted.
Yeah.
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well shit. If that's the case, I stopped being a newbie months and months ago.
I always wondered what the "rule" was.
I just wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 for titties
-3 for them being gross
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for fake boobs. And nasty ones at that.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crap nevermind...
You shouldn't let me review shit when I just wake up...
I'm an idiot...carry on
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:51:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
She seems... deformed somehow
I can't exactly locate it, but something isn't right about her. This requires further investigation.
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Airbrush and fake titties.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Today marks the day I am no longer a newbie to uber. My page-views have finally surpassed my Account Number. Yeah!!!
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is that all it takes?
Damn I guess I stopped being a newb a long time ago. I guess I missed that memo.
Congrats dude
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm getting very close...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
She seems... deformed somehow
I can't exactly locate it, but something isn't right about her. This requires further investigation.
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Can anyone say airbrushed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, you still post shit like a newbie.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:32:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty sure you lose newbie status when your hits are double your ID.
Or when we can remember any work of substance you have posted.
Yeah.
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oh crap. double? man. i thought i had it. but you remember..when i did that..um.. you know..that great memorable thing, right?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:48:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
She seems... deformed somehow
I can't exactly locate it, but something isn't right about her. This requires further investigation.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She seems... deformed somehow
I can't exactly locate it, but something isn't right about her. This requires further investigation.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-28 07:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty sure you lose newbie status when your hits are double your ID.
Or when we can remember any work of substance you have posted.
Yeah.