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The difference between Michael Jackson and Terry Shiavo (879 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.1 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by knucklesnelson (View user info) at 2005-03-28 08:04:32 EST

Michael Jackson might walk!

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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-09-03 04:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just keeps getting worse.

Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-07-22 17:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no comment.

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're so much funnier in person.

Submitted by kind_indica_loca (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

same to you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

amusant

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-13 14:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hee nice alter theory, although highly unlikely. I think JonnyX is from a different country. Nice try all the same though turd burglar.

Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-12 11:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I shouldn't rate this with a positive number because I feel guilty for laughing at it. However, I actually took the time to read your post.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-08 14:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-28 14:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I like this kind of humor. Except I prefer, you know, when it's funny.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you really suck

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

will do

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-28 10:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

enjoy hell. i hear the lake of fire is enchanting. oh, and be sure to give my regards to ol' beelzebub.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And for the record, I do like to eat me vegetables!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So do I, that would be HOT HOT HOT!

Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope Terry Shiavo's ghost molests you.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, and A HIT!!

Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

GO SPARTANS WOO

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-28 09:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Terri Schiavo can't moonwalk either

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed so goddamned much. I attempted to replicate my laughter in my review:

Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...Maybe if we gave Ms. Shiavo some of Michael's "Jesus Juice".....

Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lets ignore this, don't encourage him.

No rough housing young man, go to your room

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Terry Schaivo didn't molest any kids either.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you missed.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-28 08:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let the -2's fly!