Creep's house lost and found. YOU CAN'T FIND THIS!!! (1494 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (aim: creepfirebombing) (View user info) at 2005-03-28 11:53:37 EST
Things that were left behind this time:
1. Green jacket. Army-esque. Bonus points because this was the SECOND time this jacket was left here.
Belongs to: Lojope and/or Durae
2. Dark blue Boston Red Sox hat.
Belongs to: Unknown
3. Entire CD folder filled with CD's
Belongs to: Jonukah
4. Black wool-ish coat. Looks fluffy, but I imagine I'd be itchy in it.
Belongs to: Tigerlilly
5. Red Hot Chili Peppers Best-Of CD.
Belongs to: Unknown
6. Cell phone Charger.
Belongs to: Durae
7. Celebrity Jeopardy CD Rom.
Belongs to: Jonukah
8. Set of Poker Chips.
Belongs to: Roman
9. Cat O' Nine Tails whip. Broken by Dave, I believe.
Belongs to: Urbane Mischief
10. Assorted Hooker Cards. I wasn't sure if I should put these on the list because they may have been a gift to me.
Belongs to: Unknown, but possibly me.
11. Women's Venus 3 Razor. Left in the soap holder of my shower.
Belongs to: Unknown
12. Wig. Reminiscent of Stoner.
Belongs to: DonkeyOnTheEdge
13. Aerosmith Bandana. Used in conjunction with Stoner Wig.
Belongs to: DonkeyOnTheEdge
The only person that has asked me to ship anything is Jonukah, which admittedly I've been incredibly lazy about so far. To the rest of you, I make one offer. Get your ass up here and get your shit. Jonukah gets the hook up with shipping only because he lives way the fuck down in Maryland and he's going to pay shipping charges.
Also, I've been asked by various women about undergarments. I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary, but these articles may be mixed up in the laundry with my wife's stuff. Tiffy has promised to keep a lookout for such items.
To those of you that came up, I had a really good time as I assume you all did as well. You guys really are a good bunch of people and I don't think I stopped laughing the whole time. I have it on good faith that the Bickford's staff is seeking psychiatric help and will be able to get the casts and bandages off soon. They'll be back to ignoring patrons in no time.
User Reviews
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-04-08 23:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um....I'm really starting to miss my CDs. Anytime you could mail them out soon?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:54:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Liv Tyler is not the only elf, dumbass. I fucked one just last night. Or was that the guy from Willow?
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i may be short but i am not an elf.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That greatest hits CD belongs to Eric/Fugepacknuts/er, if I remember correctly.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-03-28 22:44:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:54:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Liv Tyler is not the only elf, dumbass. I fucked one just last night. Or was that the guy from Willow?
How DARE you not know Warwick Davis' name?
I'm going to drive down to Cisco, rip your spleen out and gag you with it.
Yessum. I really miss my CDs. The forty minute drive to work is so lonely without them.
I also left what was left of my anal virginity to Jared, but don't tell anyone.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-28 15:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
For those of you bashing my Aerosmith bandnana and/or the band, know this. Because of Aerosmith, we have Liv Tyler. I fucked Liv while she was in her Elf costume for Lord of the Rings and mopped up the enormous load with that bandana, which I tie around my head so I can keep our mixed juices in close contact with my skin.
So eat shit, because you've never fucked an elf.
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Liv Tyler is not the only elf, dumbass. I fucked one just last night. Or was that the guy from Willow?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:33:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
is the sox hat a size 8 1/8? i can't find mine, and if it is, then its mine.
fucker!
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That Sox hat is, in fact, size 8 1/8. Bliggity BLAM!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-03-28 15:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For those of you bashing my Aerosmith bandnana and/or the band, know this. Because of Aerosmith, we have Liv Tyler. I fucked Liv while she was in her Elf costume for Lord of the Rings and mopped up the enormous load with that bandana, which I tie around my head so I can keep our mixed juices in close contact with my skin.
So eat shit, because you've never fucked an elf.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-03-28 14:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm blackenese too.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Saaaaaaaaaad panda.
By the way: Next year in March, Parkinsuns is home from the army for 40 days or some crazy shit like that. We are all meeting up, and taking a limo to MIDIEVIL FUCKING TIMES, where we can eat with our hands, drink copious amounts of the good stuff, and stroke our egos while wearing paper crowns. (did i mention i get 2 weeks paid vacation next year? hell yeah I do).
heh heh, stroke.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is the sox hat a size 8 1/8? i can't find mine, and if it is, then its mine.
fucker!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:22:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't there but based on the Lost and Found, this must have been a kick ass party.
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True dat!! Awesome time.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't there but based on the Lost and Found, this must have been a kick ass party.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:14:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
"11. Women's Venus 3 Razor. Left in the soap holder of my shower.
Belongs to: Unknown"
SHIT..SHIT...I missed that. That is mine too Dan!!
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Damn... I guess mine is still lost in the abyss...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"11. Women's Venus 3 Razor. Left in the soap holder of my shower.
Belongs to: Unknown"
SHIT..SHIT...I missed that. That is mine too Dan!!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3 levels of gheyness on that aerosmith bandana
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Guarantee that Sox hat doesn't belong to me. If it did, it'd have tire tracks over it that suspiciously matched the ones on my car.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-03-28 13:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go me! I lost NOSSING!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
goddammit I wish I had come
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Has that razor been there since the party before this one? I have a razor like that which I haven't seen in an awfully long time... in fact I think the last time I actually shaved my legs was for the lingerie party at your house....
Also, I want my mother fucking butch dyke lesbian jacket back, bitch. :o)
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY WHIP!!!! Dave you SOB!!!
my poor whip
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hello???? where's my fucking american gladiators tape? I bet one of you assholes saw Nitro and his god-like body and decided to keep it. whatever at least I have CRACK COCAINE. DELICIOUS CRACK COCAINE.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:22:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
It had nothing to do with drinks, munkey. You raise my body temperature at least 5 degrees.
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sweet.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It had nothing to do with drinks, munkey. You raise my body temperature at least 5 degrees.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think i dropped my sanity somewhere near the bathroom. let me know if you find it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I accidentally left my snow shovel. I was wondering if you could ship it back to me, because I really need it. It's only 70 degrees and sunny here and I hear it may even get down to 50 tonight, so I want to be prepared. It's scary. I was looking at the 10 day forecast and it may only get to 59 on one of those days, and could be as cold as 39 that night. I don't want to have to go through this ridiculous winter weather without my shovel.
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admit it. after a few drinks you weren't feeling the cold so much. How do
you think *we* deal with it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More stuff was left behind at your house than during the entire week of last years' MCI Heritage...and there's 125,000 people there during the course of the week.
What's wrong with the retards who visit you?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I accidentally left my snow shovel. I was wondering if you could ship it back to me, because I really need it. It's only 70 degrees and sunny here and I hear it may even get down to 50 tonight, so I want to be prepared. It's scary. I was looking at the 10 day forecast and it may only get to 59 on one of those days, and could be as cold as 39 that night. I don't want to have to go through this ridiculous winter weather without my shovel.
Jebus you people are retarded. M-I-G-R-A-T-E!!! Just don't bring any of the other Yankees with you.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck damnit shit ass bitch balls. I knew I was forgetting something. The dual pie jammy is safe and well. We washed it and put it on the shelves downstairs, J-man. Remember it next time, cause we won't.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-03-28 12:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Conspicuously absent is my plastic dual pie container. What have you done with it?
On second thought... knowing you... don't answer.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am still missing my bra. I have no idea where it could be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the wig scared me
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10. Assorted Hooker Cards. I wasn't sure if I should put these on the list because they may have been a gift to me.
Belongs to: Unknown, but possibly me.
Those are mine and Urbane's from Vegas. I gave mine to you. They're all yours baby.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I call dibs on the Sox hat.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-28 11:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should wipe your ass with the Aersosmith due rag.
God do they suck.