Missing Girls and Florida - A Fucked Up Correlation (626 hits)
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Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-03-28 16:22:02 EST
http://edition.cnn.com/2005/US/03/28/missing.girl/index.html
After the man suspected of kidnapping Jessica Lunsford in Inverness, FL confessed, we now have another girl believed to be kidnapped by 2 men. If anyone else has followed the news lately, you'll notice that child kidnappings are more and more frequent in Florida and Georgia. What the fuck is going on here? Being a native Floridian, this shit's got me pissed.
STOP KIDNAPPING LITTLE KIDS YOU FUCKS.
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Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-28 18:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
jesus christ thats an ugly kid. who the hell would want to kidnap THAT?
Submitted by Dash (user info) at 2005-03-28 18:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yeah Adam, I live in Ft. Lauderdale.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, you're right for once, dipshit.
Florida leads the league in Amber Alerts.
Probably because psychos, dipshits, sex offenders, and old people all hate cold weather.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-28 17:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The last line puts this post along with the greats.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:55:47 EST (#)
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Where are my good friends zoidberg and shlongy to come and reconsider my rating?
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry for stealing all the kids guys. I'll stop ...well ok, just ONE more.
oh yeah...
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
3 words
white
slave
trade
(.com)
yo awesomejohnson, only black people can be slaves. if you guys weren't throwing spears and banging drums when the rest of the world had become civilized and developed technology, we would have left you alone.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"STOP KIDNAPPING LITTLE KIDS YOU FUCKS."
hahahahahahahaha
sorry.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:43:37 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62886
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, hang in there soon it will be summer and the shark attacks will dominate the news again
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:34:01 EST (#)
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I've got an idea, why don't you people in Georgia and Florida keep an eye on your kids?
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:33:46 EST (#)
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Tampa bay all the way
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I live in Northeast Georgia, and there must be an alert every week for some child that's gone missing.
It's usually a case of a white trash couple who have kids and can't agree on a custody arrangement. The pothead father takes the kids, and the drunk mother freaks out and calls the police and says that a nigger stole her babies. The child/children are usually found later that day at their grandma's trailer.
Fucking white toxic waste. They're the only ones reproducing around here.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ft. Lauderdale is the best part of Florida, all others can SUCK IT!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
3 words
white
slave
trade
(.com)
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-03-28 16:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When you make children harder to kidnap, I'll stop kidnapping them.
+1 because I too am a Floridian.