How Was Your Spring Break? (1051 hits)
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Submitted by Espo (View user info) at 2005-03-29 14:52:20 EST
Coming back to college after spring break - it's like large herds of animals returning to the watering hole after the rainy season.
"How was your spring break?"
"It was totally awesome! I went to Mexico and got so wasted!"
"Really? That's so sweet! I was blacked out the whole time! The last thing I remember is leaving school, and now here I am again! Awesome!"
*High Fives*
I've been back at school for two days and I've already heard this conversation approximately three dozen times. To say that it's a troubling scenario is an understatement.
However, this is not the only spring break conversation that fills the soon to be pollen-infested air of spring these days. To wit:
The Tree Hugger/Hippie Love Child Spring Break
I had a totally awesome time, dude. We took a Volkswagon bus and roadtripped to Venezuela, man. It was trippy dude, especially when we got into the crate of psychedelic mushrooms we brought with us.
Yeah, man, it was really heady.
We were supposed to meet this dude in Venezuela and help build houses and stuff for poor kids, but we didn't really make it there, man.
I was trippin' pretty hard when I was driving and thought the yellow lines on the road were snakes and it freaked me out, so I drove off the road and onto this sweet path through the woods.
The only problem was that the path was really a heavily wooded area and I drove into a tree.
After we taped the trunk of the tree back together and planted lots of creeper vines around the tree, we spent the rest of the trip trying to hitchhike back to school.
Let me tell you, dude, people just don't trust people anymore, man. I mean, what's wrong with a bunch of white kids with crazy dreadlocks, Phish t-shirts, big hemp necklaces, and hairy feet?
We really got in touch with nature and Mother Earth and stuff on our walk back to campus, dude. You should come next year, man! It's gonna be trippy!
The Meathead Spring Break
Fuck yeah! Spring break was fucking awesome!
I had double sessions every day, and I still got blacked out every night at the bars! I did miss that one practice when I woke up in jail, but I had coach pull some strings so I could make our scrimmage the next day.
After we won, I drank so much I vomited all over the bar and punched the bouncer in the face. Fuck yeah! That was awesome!
*headbutts nearest individual*
And the bitches were real fine, man! We totally ran the train on this one slut.
It was fucking awesome! Awesome! She wanted the cock, man. Half the team got on in that shit.
It got kinda weird when Kenny started jerking me off, but whatever man, it was fucking awesome! We gave that cumslut a night she'll never forget! Hell yeah!
The Computer Nerd Spring Break
Wow, that was almost as cool as that Star-Trek Convention my parents took me to when I was twelve!
*Sneeze*
Oh, gosh. My allergies are really acting up. Those Claritin D tablets just aren't what they used to be. I hate the spring.
Thank God I got those black blinds for my dorm room so I can shut out all light and the rest of the outside world so I can play video games all day.
Anyway, I really honed my skillz over the break. I got invited to join two clans! Two, man!
I didn't join them, obviously. Only nerds join clans, man. Everyone knows that. I'm play solo - it's the only way - "Gunz2yurNutz" always gets top line, no matter how many clan members are playing.
Anyway, I logged in a good 200 hours of play-time and I'm pretty much unstoppable with the rocket launcher at this point.
I just take over the game. It's like I'm a Goku Super Sayan and everyone else is Krillin. It rocks!
I wish I could tell you more, but I really g2g.
I have a game scheduled for 2 o'clock and after that I have a chat room with this super hot chick. Yeah, we're supposed to swap full body shots today so I'm pretty psyched. I hope she has big boobies!
User Reviews
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-13 13:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Espo. If you read my latest story, it tells where I was during Spring Break. (no drugs involved except for a cold beer now and then.)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-29 20:23:29 EST (#)
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I can picture all of these scenarios.
Which is why I hate today's Youth of America.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-29 19:50:06 EST (#)
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some retard dubed it spring bake
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-03-29 17:52:04 EST (#)
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mine isnt for another month
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:51:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:03:34 (#)
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Because I needed to remember what spring break was like - and yes Jeanneee, drugs were better back then.
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the weed gets better all the time. hooooray for hydroponics!
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:45:35 EST (#)
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Just starting mine
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:38:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:05:49 (#)
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I never went to college.
Spring break hasn't existed since high school.
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Pretty much sums it up for me.
But the post is good so +2 for you!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-03-29 16:03:12 EST (#)
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God, I miss my youth.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:53:06 EST (#)
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I like to think of my weekends as mini-springs breaks... last thing I remember was leaving the office and now I'm back here again.
god bless the 5 day weekend...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:12:59 EST (#)
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I think I met more americans in Montreal than there is americans in america during spring break.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:06:34 EST (#)
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I liked this.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:05:49 EST (#)
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I never went to college.
Spring break hasn't existed since high school.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:03:34 EST (#)
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Because I needed to remember what spring break was like - and yes Jeanneee, drugs were better back then.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:03:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-29 15:02:03 EST (#)
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I no longer get a spring break :(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-29 14:59:55 EST (#)
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I miss college. Is it just me or were the drugs better back then?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-03-29 14:59:40 EST (#)
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I worked.
Fuck off.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-29 14:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OHMYGOD that movie "SPRING BREAK" Kicks sooooo much
ass. It is 100% cheesy and I LOVE every single second
of it.
Espo, you rule my friend.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-29 14:56:24 EST (#)
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