REVENGE? Or did I just want to have sex with my first love? You decide. (1199 hits)
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Submitted by Shay Brown <ShayBrown_.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-29 23:58:13 EST
As many of you may know, I am not one to post. Because I suck at posting. But I thought some might enjoy this. True story...
I won't bore you with the long, dragged out details of my 16th year, I'll try to sum it up as quick as possible. My first love, we'll call him 'Brian'. I went out with 'Brian' for about 4 months when I was 16. I was a virgin. At this time, all my friends, and the girls at school had already had sex, I was the last to go. I wanted to wait until I was 'in love.' 'Brian' told me that he was in love with me about 2 months in, about a month later I told him back, we had sex that night. That was the last time I had sex with 'Brian'. Why you ask? Because 'Brian' at the age of 16 was not truly in love with me. The whole time we were together, a big huge, ugly fat 300 pound girl that we will call 'Rebecca', liked him. He laughed about it, as did I, because after all, she was a huge, ugly 300 pound fat girl.
In the end the fat bitch won because her family was loaded and she bought him all kinds of pretty presents, and I wasn't about to buy his ass shit. I found out shortly afterwards that he was a lying snake. He told 'Rebecca' that after we broke up I was calling him constantly and wanting to get back together with him. This, of course, was a lie. My friends and I got into numerous fights with her and her fat girl posse (keep in mind folks, I was sixteen, I'm now 28). I got arrested and charged with some serious shit and was in court for a year. Fast forward ten years.......
I see 'Brian' at a club. He starts talking to me "hey, how are you doing, I haven't seen you since we were kids".....blah blah blah.....as we're talking, I'm plotting. He starts flirting with me, etc., as he should because he's still with 'Rebecca', and from what I hear she's gained about another 100 pounds, and I'm a cute chic with a nice bod (no modesty here J ) so he gets around to saying too bad we couldn't hook up and I say "aren't you still with fatso? My bad, I mean 'Rebecca'?" he says "so what?" Bingo...I say okay well if you don't care then I don't care. We could go back to my place but it's being painted, I have to stay out tonight, he says that's okay, let's get a hotel I say cool.
So we go to the hotel and do our thing. Afterwards, I get up, he's taking the condom off, I say give it to me, I'll flush it. I go to the bathroom. The next day I go home and take out my best stationery. I knew where they lived because we have mutual friends, and their dumbasses are listed in the phonebook. So I start to write a letter, it went like this:
Dear Rebecca:
Please return this condom to your boyfriend, as I know longer will be needing it. Brian, thanks for lastnight, it was a much better experience than when you broke my virginity ten years ago. Smooches!!
-S
They got married last summer...
User Reviews
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
show us your tits
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd say both....revenge and wanting to sleep with your first love again...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
admit it, you drank the contents of the condom before mailing it.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 you for social conformity and because you were naive enough to give it up to someone in three months
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
He got what he deserved. Hell, I would have been a bigger bitch about it, but that's just me.
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You're already a bigger bitch. A rugby player is more feminine than you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you fucked up the married life of some guy you don't care about because he lied about you ten years ago, in high school?
You are one stupid bitter bitch. No wonder he chose fat over you.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was pretty funny and I have to agree it was viewed through gender-colored glasses by many of those who rated it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-30 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
28 years old?
How did you make it to that age with the limited brains power you just exhibited?
On a side note, come fuck me.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:01:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seek help.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seek help.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-30 08:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe the whole "Oh, your just guys so of course you hate this. If shay was a man you'd high-five her" mentality here.
Firstly Shay can't write stories properly. That in itself deserves -2's.
Secondly, she's fucking up a marriage. I don't think I could ever support someone fucking up a marriage because of a high-school grudge 10 years ago.
You still act like you're fucking 13 Shay. I'm glad Circe shows that not all women think you were justified. Although i'm not allowed to talk to/about Circe. I'm kinda in hot water with her... uh, yeah.
Anyway Shay, i hate you.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-03-30 07:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So your revenge was letting him fuck you? "You asshole, you deserve to suffer, here, put your dick in me"?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-03-30 05:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
So basically you ended up fucking him and having no negative influence on his life whatsoever? Yeah, big triumph there.
I'd rate this positively -- whether written by a guy or a girl -- if it was funny or at least entertaining. As it stands, though... Sorry.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-30 04:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mary, mary, quite contrary how does you cunt bleed?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Aaah men. I notice that not one women has viewed this negatively.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He got what he deserved. Hell, I would have been a bigger bitch about it, but that's just me.
Submitted by Scatherm (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Revenge kicks ass.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, sweet dreams to you too babe.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go to sleep Darko, nighty-night.... :-) sweet dreams...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup, your review suuuure enlightened me. Here's a hint, make a post about that if you are worked up over it. Would have to be more interesting than this drivel.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aaah men. I notice that not one women has viewed this negatively. I am not a negative person, I live a happy live. This was one teenage stint, that's all fellas. Your dicks can rest now.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, let me repeat. Indeed I am 28, and this was 12 years ago. I have not held a grudge with him over the years, however if you knew exactly what I was charged with, which was false and the fact that I was in court for 1.5 years for something that I did not do (stemmed from the original fight, which was just disorderly conduct, just a fight) and the fact that I had to plead guilty to something that I did not do, because this case got so much publicity in the papers and on the news, and my lawyer had me thinking that one of us three, three being the only three out of the 20 that were arrested that would be found guilty because the other 17 were guilty of this particular charge and all got community service, but we fought it, because we did not do it, because they had to make an example out of one of us, and my sister was a hothead, bigmouth 15 year old at the time, I pleaded guilty so that I would go to DYS (for those of you that don't know, it's basically juvenille jail) instead of her, then you would realize that yes, although I was over it a loooooooong time ago, when the situation presented itself, to get a tiny bit of revenge, you're godamn right I took it! Sent a cum-filled condom in an envelope to their house. Call it what you want, I call it the ultimate revenge, you're a man so of course you think it's fucked up. You're just not that crafty.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:25:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Daggone, guys. If Shay were a dude and she'd done some equally vengeful trick on some girl who'd fucked her over in high school, you'd be cheering.
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If shay could write coherently perhaps?
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're one of 6hose goddamen drama queens arent you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not if she was a 28 year old guy. In fact anybody who holds a grudge for 10 years needs to lighten up.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daggone, guys. If Shay were a dude and she'd done some equally vengeful trick on some girl who'd fucked her over in high school, you'd be cheering.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:07:47 (#)
Ranking: -1
Glad to see you have matured as a person and not still stuck in petty highschool drama.
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Seconded.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny because the boy that I went out with right before him that was 'supposed to be my first', I am still friends with. He's the one that told me that they got married this past summer, he told me that I should go to the Reception with him. Of course I would never go, but I can just imagine if I did, the look on her face. You talk about a smile Kristen? Imagine the smile on my face as I strolled to the mailbox! And I know that they got it, I checked the address numerous times. I signed it as "S", she probably isn't putting two and two together but atleast she knows her man cheated on her! Small triumphs! And for the person who said I didn't move on and get over highschool shit, I say this: when opportunity presents itself, opportunity presents itself. Thank you sir.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Glad to see you have matured as a person and not still stuck in petty highschool drama.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, I can tell you had a smiley after "No modesty here" because it magically turned into the letter "J" on Über-it did that in my post, too.
Cheaters suck and he deserves to have to go to bed with that oversized bag of skin every night for the rest of his life. Hopefully she smothers him to death in a freak 69 accident.