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Category: NoneRating: -0.83 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (View user info) at 2005-03-30 00:00:12 EST
i just poured poutine sauce into a bag of frozen fries in the hopes of making instant poutine.
but the bag of fries have a leak and now theres poutine sauce all over my floor.
i'd lick it up but I've never cleaned my floor and theres a lot of dirt on it.
i tried to find my dog food bowl that i eat out of to put it all in but it's nowhere to be seen.
now there's poutine leaking all over my dorm room and i don't know what to do.
i'd throuw i out but i'm too cheap. I spent 69 hard earned cents on that poutine sauce.
i'm also just a little bit drunk.
any helpful suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-30 08:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't handle simple cooking or common sense?
My advice: Drowned yourself in the sink.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, really, what's poutine? Anyone?
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:02:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stick the thing on a plate or in a bowl or in the sink. Get another bag and place that one inside it. Or suck it up and toss it away.
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Holy shit i never even thought of that.
thank.
ps holy christ i got reviewed by th legendary krisen
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you're drunk.
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
go get a qp
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-03-30 00:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stick the thing on a plate or in a bowl or in the sink. Get another bag and place that one inside it. Or suck it up and toss it away.