Pissing the night away... a high school love story. (938 hits)
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Submitted by <scatherm.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-30 00:47:49 EST
It was a typical warm, summer night. The sun had just gone down, and I had found myself alone with one of the most wanted girls in our school, Stephanie Brown.
Stephanie was a very attractive girl. In fact, attractive is an understatement. This girl had beautiful brown eyes, long brown hair, and an amazing body. She was known to "give out" to just about any guy, and I had just got out of my longest high-school relationship so I decided for a little "pick me up" with Steph. The night started out with me picking her up. We watched a movie, and I suggested we go into the hot tub. The girl obliged, and I knew that I was in.
After the best three minutes of my high-school life, it was time to take her home. I went upstairs to get changed and when I came back, she was dressed and ready to go.
The next day was Sunday, my day to sleep in back in those days. It was around 11 am when I hear SCATHERM!!!!! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! It was my father. He was outside on the deck staring into my hot-tub in a Terry Schiavo like daze. I walked up next to him and took a look. The water was GREEN. Now I'm not talking a normal green here... I'm talking dark, slimy, seaweed, Creature from the Black Lagoon GREEN. "WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN MY HOT-TUB!?", my dad roared ferociously. "Uh... Dad it was only me and Steph in there last night". His face dropped. "THAT BITCH PISSED IN MY HOT-TUB! SHE IS NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN!" The rest of my day was spent draining the piss-water and from buying chemicals to clean it.
Whenever Steph called to ask me if she could come over, I would have to make up some excuse as to why not. Finally, I had no choice but to confront her.
"Steph... uh... the hot-tub was green after we were done using it and my dad was pretty pissed."
"OMG!, we must have done some kinky stuff!!!!" ::giggle::
"Well Steph, you see... the hot-tub has chemicals in it... and they make the water turn green when someone pisses in it. Sorry to sound so harsh, but you pissed in my fucking hot-tub."
"OMG STEVE! When a girl has sex she has to pee really bad! So I went over to your neighbors and popped a squat on their lawn and peed there! And a little trickle must have ran down my leg and into the hot tub!"
"The neighbor with the fence around their house?"
"No! Across the street!"
"Whatever... this was no trickle Steph... ALL OF THE FUCKING WATER WAS GREEN!"
"OMG PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE!?"
"Uh... sure."
A few days later, we broke up. Apparently, the girl cheated on me because hey, this was high-school and thats just what girls do. Within the week, everyone in the school knew about what happened. I was approached by a few people asking me if I missed her or not.
"Scatherm, do you miss Steph"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Well, the hot-tub has been alot cleaner...."
Hey, since we weren't together anymore I didn't see why I had to keep my promise...
User Reviews
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-03-30 18:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I doubt that your hot tub water turned green, but still a good story.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What a skank. Peeing in someone else's hot tub is not acceptable unless you are doing it for revenge.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-30 13:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Urine is sterile.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-30 12:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm....if i were you, i'd stick to mocking terri schiavo. it seemed to work well for you last time.
Submitted by Scatherm (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh... sorry to ruin your attempt at trying to ruin my story, but hte water was fucking GREEN. Neither of us had drinks in there, no one else was in it all day, and nothing was spilled in there. The girl ADMITTED she pissed in there that night, so what else could have turned it green? Maybe the filtration system wasn't working, but there is no doubt that she pissed in there.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, since we weren't together anymore I didn't see why I had to keep my promise...
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Wow. Iron clad ethics you have there.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-03-30 08:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your name is Scatherm?
Man, and I thought Jon was wierd...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-30 08:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beer-Turtle, I think there is a chemical that can make pool/hot tub water turn green when it is peed in, but you are right it wouldn't be a deep green after being diluted and mixed around in the tub all night.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-03-30 02:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
uhm... peeing in a hot tub doesn't turn the water slimy or green.
hot tubs have chlorine in them just like swimming pools. 8oz-16oz of urine (if you both peed) would barely dent the PH of the hot tub.
as anal as your dad sounds in your weak attempt at humor ... he would have the filtration system in working order at all times.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, how can I give anything less than a +2 to a story about a girl pissing in your hot-tub?
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2005-03-30 01:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"THAT BITCH PISSED IN MY HOT-TUB! SHE IS NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN!"
Classic!!! I always heard that my blonde hair would turn green from the chlorine when I was younger but I never heard that pee would turn green!!!