How Stupid Is There? (1608 hits)
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Submitted by Faith <faith1986.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-30 09:33:30 EST
It tears at me ripping me apart from the inside out, but I'm stupid no, selfish, I deserve this pain.
How could I have done it? How many times have I asked myself this question?
I was coaxed.
He wouldn't take no for an answer.
It wasn't my fault.
YES YES it was my fault, a voice screams at me from far inside my troubled head.
It feels like I'm spinning, going round in circles, being thrown deeper and deeper into this turmoil.
I can't stand it anymore. Someone help me, please, please help me.
I can hear them whispering, sneering as I walk past. I deserve it.
How stupid can I get? How stupid is there?
But what if.....
I come to realise that there is no point in wondering, in constantly questioning myself.
There is not much I can do about it now.
I slept with my fiancé's best friend, on the eve of my wedding. My friends have rationalised what I've done down to a few comments. It was a subconscious cry for help, I was scared of the commitment I was going to have to make the next day. So I got myself out of the situation in a style unique to me. Only I actually know why I did it, truth be told it is a pretty shallow excuse, it has nothing to do with being scared of marriage.
I was drunk.
I was horny.
He was hot.
He was there.
See, told you I'm a selfish bitch, but I've got to live with this.
I guess it's about time to hold my head as far up as I can drag it and get on with life.....
.....or I could just run away.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-01 12:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-03-31 23:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63141
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and now you're going to drag poor brendan through the same shit...
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-03-31 23:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was entertained.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 21:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still think this is one of the greatest titles of all-time.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 21:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't too bad, actually. My typing was phenomenal last night.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-03-31 16:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You were drunk.
You were horny.
He had AIDS.
I was laughing.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-03-31 16:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NOES
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-03-31 14:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is awful.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-03-31 13:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Cheaters suck, even in shitty, poorly-written fiction. I do believe that you're not getting married, but I think you may be trying to justify a recent cheating incident "in a style unique to [you]". When it wasn't recieved well (I'm astounded), you retracted just as you had already planned to do. It makes an awfully convenient way to save face.
Of course I don't really know; I'm not a doctor; I just play one to get chicks.
If this is your way of dealing with being cheated on, I'm sorry and wish you the best of luck. If you're thinking about cheating, don't do it and here's why: http://www.ubersite.com/m/51811 - karma is a bitch.
(I seem to be having a problem with brevity as of late. <-case in point)
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2005-03-31 12:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 10:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love shitfuck
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-03-31 10:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking=Happiness.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-03-31 07:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love when i fuck your type and they slit their wrists afterwards. The perfect, victimless crime.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-31 07:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I missing something?
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Such as?
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That has to be the stupidest exchange I've read on Uber.
If she was missing something, she wouldn't know what it was, now, would it??
Heh heh heh.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 06:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And why the fuck is this on the most heated, god damn it!!!?!??!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 06:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I missing something?
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Such as?
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Such as the meaning behind "How Stupid is There?"
I mean, maybe it's some street phrase I'm not yet accustomed to. Maybe it's something far superior that I don't understand. Maybe it's British humor... I don't know. But it made me want to kill you.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-03-31 06:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have a had a disclaimer that it was fiction, however then it would have about 200 hits not 600. The only draw back to that is you now look like a complete slut and everybody hates you.
Tough break I say, have a 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-03-31 05:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the thought of one day crossing paths with you and ripping your lungs out through your hiney hole makes every breath i take taste less bitter. thanks for giving my self loathing ass a reason to live.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 05:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha! I can't believe this shit made most heated.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your name is FAITH, and post this!
Another dash of brilliance!
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:13:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I missing something?
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Such as?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I missing something?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How stupid is there?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-31 04:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wiggles is quite clearly drunk.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your name is FAITH, and post this!
Another dash of brilliance!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. Forgot the E. I can never do one of those things.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:50:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:50:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:50:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEET JESUS
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GENIUS
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GREATEST TITLE EVER
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 03:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, never let it be said that I don't inspire a reaction.
I can't believe how many readers are taking this literally, it's just a STORY people.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-30 17:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cheating whore.
Submitted by Hatch (user info) at 2005-03-30 16:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Title: How Stupid Is There?
After reading this I think you should use the same title in your autobiography.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, now that you've been honest with yourself. At least you know you're getting what's coming to you.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy's reply was perfection.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-30 15:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, sluts need dick too, y'know - lighten up on her, you guys!
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-03-30 14:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it..shows the true lies that women really produce on a daily basis
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-30 13:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
poor writting,
but some comments were funny
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-30 13:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
like most women, you probably forced your now ex (i hope you or someone else told him) into marriage, to commitment, and now your totally stabbed him in the back.
go sit on a knife, whore
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you lost me in the idiocy of the title
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanna fuck ?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:34:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold your head up high...
...and then lower it onto my dick. Repeat until I finish.
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MARRY ME SHLONGY
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 ONLY for being scottish. scottish people rock. other than that.....i don't know.
show me your tits and maybe i'll think more highly of you.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-30 11:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe the response this got, but like a few others I like to review the post and not the postee, so here ya go.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever. English, Scottish... same thing. It's all the same island.
I'm kidding. I don't want William Wallace to ride into my apartment on horseback tonight.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus, Spha... words can't even begin to describe what I'm feeling right now.
I didn't know she was from England, and I'm not going to get into this who's right/who's wrong, color vs. colour, tit for tat bull shit argument.
Why? Because it's stupid, and I don't care about it. I hate the lazy-ass Americans as well, but I loathe uneducated people even more. Had I known this chica was from England, I wouldn't have said anything.
Honestly, were you expecting me to launch into a pro-American diatribe? Please. Let's list some of the people living in this country that I want to destroy.
1. niggers (not black people... niggers - HUGE difference)
2. white trash
3. ignorant motherfuckers, regardless of race
4. loud people
5. selfish pricks
6. people who own more than one weapon
7. country music singers
8. rappers
I could go on... Is there room for me in Europe? I could fancy living across the pond. I loved Spain...
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I guess I should apologise/apologize too. That was a huge generalisation I made, But you can obviously see how that made me angry.
I need to relax. This post has turned me into a homocidal maniac.. FUCK YOU FAITH!!!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if ya dont put the cocaine in the cookies no one will like them
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fell sick enough to die? because that would be great.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not from England, the rest of the reviews I can handle, in fact I really don't give a damn but that insult takes it too far.
I'm Scottish MAJOR DIFFERENCE. I now feel sick.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus, Spha... words can't even begin to describe what I'm feeling right now.
I didn't know she was from England, and I'm not going to get into this who's right/who's wrong, color vs. colour, tit for tat bull shit argument.
Why? Because it's stupid, and I don't care about it. I hate the lazy-ass Americans as well, but I loathe uneducated people even more. Had I known this chica was from England, I wouldn't have said anything.
Honestly, were you expecting me to launch into a pro-American diatribe? Please. Let's list some of the people living in this country that I want to destroy.
1. niggers (not black people... niggers - HUGE difference)
2. white trash
3. ignorant motherfuckers, regardless of race
4. loud people
5. selfish pricks
6. people who own more than one weapon
7. country music singers
8. rappers
I could go on... Is there room for me in Europe? I could fancy living across the pond. I loved Spain...
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I noticed, lots of dummies seem to have been spat out today!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know how when women live together their menstrual cycle changes so that
the women's cycles run simultaneously? (sp?)
that's what happens on uber.
you picked the wrong day to post something less than par.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope every decent man you ever get involved with again drops your ass as soon as he hears about this.
-2 Die.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:01:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
If we were both pygmies in the African jungle, I'd make you sit on a grass mat made with thorns for 30 days for posting this.
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THis was the only good thing to come of this post, that is unless she kills herself over it, but that probably ain't going to happen.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:29:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
apologise = wrong
apologize = right
After reading through the reviews, I have come to the conclusion that someone needs to hit you in the head with a dictionary. Maybe some spelling ability will seep into your brain through osmosis.
And I don't give a damn if this is true or not, that dude needs to be sent to a Turkish Prison.
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Nice job Americunt! Last time I looked, The American language was English and in the Queen's English everything is not spelt phonetically like it is by lazy, uneducated Americans. Perhaps you should consult an accurate Dictionary and open your mind up to the fact that not everyone in the World is American!
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apologise
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold your head up high...
...and then lower it onto my dick. Repeat until I finish.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
apologise = wrong
apologize = right
After reading through the reviews, I have come to the conclusion that someone needs to hit you in the head with a dictionary. Maybe some spelling ability will seep into your brain through osmosis.
And I don't give a damn if this is true or not, that dude needs to be sent to a Turkish Prison.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey man. If you're that easy, my dick needs a suckin. But I'll be sure and apply 27 condoms before you wrap the ruby reds around the wrascle.
You slore.
You bad writing slore.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
way to set your gender back. Next time you "ladies" complain about how guys treat you, direct yourselves here. You will be treated like shit as long as you act like shit.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Munkeypants.
I suppose all that can be said for this post is that it provoked a response, more so than the rest of mine anyway!
Faith
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fact or fiction this was fucked! The only thing that you achieved by posting it was making everyone who read it angrier than a witch at a "brush and dustpan" convention.
At least we had a forum to expel our anger...
If you thought about, you probably wouldn't think twice about doing it... On that note, any chance you have ever thought about "necking" yourself??
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
prophet,
well i'll tell you what.
a few of my posts were written in the first person and
are complete bullshit. they were written for entertainment
purposes.
come on man. no need to be cruel.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.
someone pointed this post out to me.
I glazed over this and went right to the comments.
I thought people were picking on you and I felt bad.
Then I really read it and I puked in my mouth a little.
I am HOPING that this is fiction. which is why I'll give you the benefit of the
doubt and NOT -2 this.
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How does her lying about it from a first-person perspective make this any better?
Even if you want to call it fiction instead of straight up bullshit... it's not really GOOD fiction.
No matter how you look at it, this just isn't worthy of a decent score. Sorry, faith.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.
someone pointed this post out to me.
I glazed over this and went right to the comments.
I thought people were picking on you and I felt bad.
Then I really read it and I puked in my mouth a little.
I am HOPING that this is fiction. which is why I'll give you the benefit of the
doubt and NOT -2 this.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No your just a whore
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clarify the situation, I'm bored at my work and this took me five minutes to write.
I appreciate I should have put a bit more thought into this drivel before I posted it and I apologise but it is a work of pure fiction.
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Just to clarify the situation, when you claim that a fictitious event happened to you, it's not just fiction.
It's called lying.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If we were both pygmies in the African jungle, I'd make you sit on a grass mat made with thorns for 30 days for posting this.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-30 10:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
daaaaammmmmn, yo!
you's gots ta be one triflin' ass ho to get da tigerlilly pissed off.
you triflin ass ho.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:52:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clarify the situation, I'm bored at my work and this took me five minutes to write.
I appreciate I should have put a bit more thought into this drivel before I posted it and I apologise but it is a work of pure fiction.
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You say this after people slam you. Face it, you're a cheating bitch and I am never
mean on this site. However I am feeling feisty today and I think you're an ass.
It is girls like you that make men HATE the rest of us. You give good girls a bad
name and this post really fucking pissed me off.
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Well boo fucking hoo, but in all honesty it is fiction. I'm only 18 and no intention of getting married any time soon.
Like I said, I realise this was in pretty bad taste and I apologised.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah what lilly said.
you made me HATE MY MUMMY.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:51:48 (#)
Ranking: -1
Calling it fiction doesn't make it better.
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I know, like I said it is drivel - I can admit that.
I was merely pointing out that I wouldn't do that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clarify the situation, I'm bored at my work and this took me five minutes to write.
I appreciate I should have put a bit more thought into this drivel before I posted it and I apologise but it is a work of pure fiction.
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You say this after people slam you. Face it, you're a cheating bitch and I am never
mean on this site. However I am feeling feisty today and I think you're an ass.
It is girls like you that make men HATE the rest of us. You give good girls a bad
name and this post really fucking pissed me off.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Calling it fiction doesn't make it better.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh huh. Sounds real fictional, like.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How stupid is there?
The very sentence makes my brain ache.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:46:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
And that my friends is the definition of a slut.
you silly silly ho.
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Look down
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:39:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
Reason #5564827526 why I'll never get married
Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And that my friends is the definition of a slut.
you silly silly ho.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:43:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clarify the situation, I'm bored at my work and this took me five minutes to write.
I appreciate I should have put a bit more thought into this drivel before I posted it and I apologise but it is a work of pure fiction. """
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clarify the situation, I'm bored at my work and this took me five minutes to write.
I appreciate I should have put a bit more thought into this drivel before I posted it and I apologise but it is a work of pure fiction.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Only hold your head up if that will put it directly into the path of a meat slicer!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
Reason #5564827526 why I'll never get married
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an idiot.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-03-30 09:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suicide is the best option.