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Submitted by BleedTheSky (View user info) at 2005-03-30 22:44:02 EST
After a six month absence, I realized today that this web site still exists. And also that I said I was going to make a post about how fucking disgusting KFC really is. Since I decided to not write a post about it, you will just have to take my word for it: KFC is pretty fucking disgusting.
So I work at Wendy's again. (Before anyone makes the assertion that I'm a career fast food worker, take into consideration the fact that I'm still in high school [for another couple months]).
As to not digress from my point, I would like to mention that I got fired from KFC. This is the first time I've ever been fired in the history of my three years of employment (unless you count that job I had as a pizza delivery driver/drug peddlar. Apparently the two are one in the same at Rita's Pizzaria in Minot, Maine).
My termination from KFC was the result of me not seeing eye-to-eye with the manager. See, I thought he was a dickhead, and he disagreed. Whatever. That don't confront me. Long as I get my money by Friday. Which I didn't.
In between KFC and Wendy's, I had a short stint as a short order cook. This wasn't a half bad job. A bit of advice: NEVER, EVER, EAT AT A SMALL-TOWN RESTRAUNT. OR DENNY'S. The food at the places are FUCKED UP. Check it out:
- A ten-pound brick of bacon goes into the oven every morning to be fucking BAKED.
- A ten-pound brick of bacon that was baked sits on top of the stove all day.
- That chicken club sandwich you're eating doesn't REALLY have chicken on it. Trust me.
- Soup ingredients: Soup flavored brick, water.
- Butter is metled down at the beginning of the day and is applied to food via paint brush.
- Most food containers are not covered (the bacon that's on top of the stove all day, for instance).
- Cole slaw is fucking disgusting. Period.
- Tuna is fucking disgusting. Period.
I left this job because I didn't like the fact that the majority of the waitresses were cunts and the other cooks were gay and always hit on me.
So what it all amounts to is that I went back to Wendy's because I didn't feel like getting trained for a different job. Or being a short-order cook somewhere else. Or paying for Wendy's food.
The downside of Wendy's: Having progressed further in school than any of the managers. This has the tendancy to suck when a manager thinks they are smarter than me and I let them know otherwise. My soon-to-be-completed high school education gets me in trouble.
It's ok. This will be my last job in the food industry. When summer hits, I'm going to become a telemarketer. Then I'll make about one hundred percent more money than my current managers do at Wendy's for about a fifth of the effort. w00t. I'm movin' on up.
I was going to find a picture of Sherman Hemsley (George Jefferson) dancing, but I'm lazy. So fuck it.
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Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:00:44 EDT (#)
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I'm only going to be a telemarketer full time for about 2 months, tops. Then it's off to college for mass communications. I only plan to stay at Wendy's for another 3 months. And it's a part time job anyway. Like I said, I'm still in high school.
And the sect of the telemarketing place I'll be working for, doesn't call people. People will be calling me to activate their Sears cards.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-31 11:32:47 EST (#)
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I said "no onions", bee-otch.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-03-31 11:02:00 EST (#)
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I thought this post was pretty good. You have been needlessly attacked by the Ubernazis.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-31 06:35:22 EST (#)
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solid C+
Your parents should hang this post on their fridge.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-03-31 00:46:07 EST (#)
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Ive always said there are two things i could never work with, Kids and Food.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:54:10 EST (#)
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+2 until you said you were becoming a telemarketer.
Scum of the earth.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:40:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:29:59 EST (#)
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I like your fast food updates. It reminds me of my high school jobs at Burger King and grocery stores and stupid little stores in the mall.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:21:42 EST (#)
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KFC to Wendy's. youre really MOVING ON UP!
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:20:22 EST (#)
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Restaurants are fucking gross, especially fast food joints and "greazy spoon" diners.
Fast food "managers" are all fucking idiots who think they are something. You are correct
in your observation that you have more education than they do without having finished high school.
Becoming a telemarketer will make you feel like shit. I abuse them regularly.
Joe Citizen can say anything to a telemarketer who is bothersome, but if YOU, the telemarketer,
get pissed at someone and tell them to fuck themselves, YOU will be fired or disciplined.
Good luck with that.
Here's some advice: after high school, get an EDUCATION of some sort - college or trade school,
so you don't have to spend your entire life working in some shithole like the places you have
already worked.
Then, on your last day as a telemarketer, crank call a bunch of people in "Jerky Boys" style,
so you get the telemarketing company in trouble.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:18:21 EST (#)
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This post was pure shit.
But a +1 for the George Thurgood reference.
"That don't confront me. Long as I get my money by Friday."
Submitted by spazzh0le (user info) at 2005-03-30 23:14:19 EST (#)
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Did you lose your finger in the chilli?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-03-30 22:56:02 EST (#)
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After 6 minutes into your absence this site forgot you existed.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-03-30 22:55:42 EST (#)
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Telemarketers get so much more respect that fast food workers.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-03-30 22:49:26 EST (#)
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If you shave your eyebrows off, sometimes they don't grow back.
Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2005-03-30 22:46:05 EST (#)
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Hahahahaha.
Submitted by NightTrain (user info) at 2005-03-30 22:44:39 EST (#)
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