Damn Colleagues (551 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.09 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Faith <faith1986.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-31 09:22:49 EST
The Bastards
Although the amount of time I spend on Uber may not portray this, I am actually quite hard working in the office.
So you can imagine my disgust when I go to send a fax only to return to my desk to find some fat greedy bitch has nicked the rest of my mini cheddars. Of all the.....
Next time she comes waddling over to my desk with her pathetic questions, how do I do this, where does that go blah fucking blah. She is going to get told in the sweetest, politest voice I can muster that the particular document she is holding gets filed straight up her ass, hopefully giving her some nasty paper cuts closely followed by her head if she dares steal food from me again.
Any suggestions for revenge??
(Before anyone takes the moral high ground I am fully aware that there are people starving in the world and this is a pretty petty rant but she seriously pissed me off!)
On another note the guy on the other side of me smells REALLY bad today, he must be due his monthly shower.
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Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2005-04-07 13:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please die.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-03-31 18:32:55 EST (#)
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You are truly an idiot.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-31 13:36:34 EST (#)
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i hear you.
you do realize that you need some... eh, meat (?) on your posts.
this was kinda crappy.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-03-31 12:20:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-03-31 12:14:13 EST (#)
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'How stupid is there?'
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-31 11:02:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:46:09 (#)
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Hehe nice! I'm glad you don't believe me Sphagnum because I don't give a damn what you believe.
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This sounds like a serious lack of "FAITH".
There are a lot of guys in your office/street/suburb/state/country/world who can't claim to have had that.
Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:51:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:46:09 (#)
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Hehe nice! I'm glad you don't believe me Sphagnum because I don't give a damn what you believe.
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<sigh> i despair, i really do.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:46:09 EST (#)
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Hehe nice! I'm glad you don't believe me Sphagnum because I don't give a damn what you believe.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:44:14 EST (#)
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Why don't you sleep with her husband, or her father, or her son, or someone close to her. You seem to be really good at being a slut based on your previous post so use it to your advantage.
Hey if worst comes to worst you could even sleep with her, then you can come back on here and tell us all how you "fucked" her good for eating whatever it was she ate of yours! (Cock flavoured Lollipops I think they were)
Don't even bother referencing the fact that you mentioned your last post was fiction because I don't believe you.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:37:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:30:55 (#)
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Hmmmm... didn,t Apollo just do this work rant thing like 1 hr ago?
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If he did, I didn't see it.
And it wasn't supposed to be a wild rant Bob, I am mildy upset. She stole food, she didn't hurt me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:35:08 EST (#)
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Weak rant.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:33:52 EST (#)
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What spook said.
Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:30:55 EST (#)
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Hmmmm... didn,t Apollo just do this work rant thing like 1 hr ago?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:26:08 EST (#)
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Meh
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-03-31 09:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I suggest you go over and talk to her.
There's nothing worse than a rambling moron.