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Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2005-04-01 02:34:49 EST
Why, when one person lights up a cigarette, does the other person have to light one up also? Even if you just had one, if the guy next to you lights one up, so will you.
Why is, "You got a light?" such a good icebreaker? Why is sharing your lighter with someone else a gateway to bonding? Many a friend has been made by sharing my lighter, or giving out a stog.
Why is a beer after a hard day's work just soooooooooooo good?
Why do we miss our favorite people when we are at our happiest, instead of our saddest?
Why do we not realize just gow good we have it?
Why do we get in denial?
Why MUST we pop our zits? Full well knowing it's just going to make it worse and ruin our shit?
Why does certain music make you feel like you're going in slow motion? How much of an effect does music have on our moods?
Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?
Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
Why do Americans complain daily about the government, when half of them didn't even vote? Why do we let the government invade our privacy, but are too lazy to do anything about? (or at least attempt to?)
Why will we spend 15 minutes searching for the remote control, instead of taking 10 seconds and walking up to the TV to change the channel?
Why is it so difficult to self motivate?
How bad is your sex drive when you don't even care about masterbation anymore?
How many sexual partners is too many? Is there a limit? And if so, what is it? Is it different for everyone? What are the rules?
Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, what if you're blind?
What do you do when the person that is your shoulder to cry on, is the one making you cry in the first place?
Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?
Why do people buy 32 cent self-adhesive individual vinyl squares for their bathroom, then wonder why it came up in the first 2 weeks?
Do 2 wrongs make a right?
What's the difference between crack cocaine, and regular cocaine?
Who's idea was it to put ketchup on eggs?
Why do we laugh when others hurt themselves? Are we sadists?
Is homosexuality rooted somewhere in DNA?
Nature or Nurture?
Why is it, that we all have 24 hours in every day, 7 days every week, etc etc, but some are successful and some are not? Is it circumstance? Luck? Hard work?
Can people change... really?
Why do labeling laws protect big businesses instead of the consumer?
Why do mirrors in dressing rooms always make you look 15 pounds heavier than you really are?
How can you tell if there's a camera behind the mirror?
What is it about Jaeger Bombs that fuck you up so nicely?
How do we know for a fact that gnomes and shit don't exist?
Why are cigarettes super cheap in New Hampshire, but super expensive in New Jersey?
Why the gay is there now "Dawn with Bleach Alternative?" What are people fucking thinking?
Even though science says that we can regulate all brain activity, what if there are certain parts (as I'm sure there are) of the brain that we cannot regulate? Just how much of our brain is untapped resources?
What would happen if we DID use our entire brain, instead of the mere 15% or whatever it is? What would happen? Would we not be able to handle it? Is our wimpy excuse for brainpower really a defense mechanism?
And finally, why is some poop green?
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:06:49 EDT (#)
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cool post
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-14 16:50:31 EDT (#)
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What would happen if we DID use our entire brain, instead of the mere 15% or whatever it is? What would happen? Would we not be able to handle it? Is our wimpy excuse for brainpower really a defense mechanism?
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Despite popular belief, you actually do use all of your brain. The 15% or whatever thing came from talking about brain volume. Most of your thinking is done in the cerebral cortex, which is the first 3/4 of a centimeter. However, the memory part of the brain is located deep inside your brain.
I think that rumor might also have come from the fact that you might be able to only use 15% of your brain at a time. You can only do so many things at once, so that's also where it might come from. If you want to talk about it more you can hit me up on AIM or something.
LechugaSnack212
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:24:44 EDT (#)
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Why have you not come to NH to visit in forever?
Why do you never return my calls?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:03:08 EDT (#)
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It should have been named " Why (and some How)? "
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:46:01 EDT (#)
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This was way better than that rap song by Jew-sunkist or whatever his name is.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:33:08 EDT (#)
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Why, when one person lights up a cigarette, does the other person have to light one up also? Even if you just had one, if the guy next to you lights one up, so will you.
>< Many people started smoking just to fit in. As much as you change over the course of your life, you really dont.
Why is, "You got a light?" such a good icebreaker? Why is sharing your lighter with someone else a gateway to bonding? Many a friend has been made by sharing my lighter, or giving out a stog.
>< The hardest part of meeting people is thinking of something to say that will not make you look either stupid or overly aggressive. If the answer is yes, as well, you have found something both parties have in common.
Why is a beer after a hard day's work just soooooooooooo good?
>< Because it is the physical representation of the phrase "fuck it"
Why do we miss our favorite people when we are at our happiest, instead of our saddest?
>< I miss my favorite person while she sleeps...I dont think my mood ever makes a difference.
Why do we not realize just gow good we have it?
>< I'm not going to linkwhore, but I wrote a post about this. Open the Bible and read the book of Job. You'll feel better.
Why do we get in denial?
>< We need certainties in life, so sometimes we lie to ourselves about things that just cant be true.
Why MUST we pop our zits? Full well knowing it's just going to make it worse and ruin our shit?
>< We are bored.
Why does certain music make you feel like you're going in slow motion? How much of an effect does music have on our moods?
>< An overwhelming effect. We go along with the beat. Fast music makes us manic.
Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?
>< It came from Columbia.
Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
>< Because it makes them feel in control. And because we are ugly.
Why do Americans complain daily about the government, when half of them didn't even vote? Why do we let the government invade our privacy, but are too lazy to do anything about? (or at least attempt to?)
>< I dont complain.
Why will we spend 15 minutes searching for the remote control, instead of taking 10 seconds and walking up to the TV to change the channel?
>< Some functions can only be used via remote.
Why is it so difficult to self motivate?
>< "If people can't accept me for who I am, fuck them."
How bad is your sex drive when you don't even care about masterbation anymore?
>< Bad? I wish...
How many sexual partners is too many? Is there a limit? And if so, what is it? Is it different for everyone? What are the rules?
>< Two is always too many. Sometimes, one is too many. Everybody can have sex - we all have the parts - but we cant all be in love.
Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, what if you're blind?
>< It's a metaphor. If you're blind, fuck off.
What do you do when the person that is your shoulder to cry on, is the one making you cry in the first place?
>< When you find the answer to this, let me know.
Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?
>< My uncle Tim. He was high.
Why do people buy 32 cent self-adhesive individual vinyl squares for their bathroom, then wonder why it came up in the first 2 weeks?
>< They are cheap fucking bastards.
Do 2 wrongs make a right?
>< No, but 1 wrong is just wrong, so revenge is in order.
What's the difference between crack cocaine, and regular cocaine?
>< Regular cocaine comes from Colombia, crack comes from Wisconsin.
Who's idea was it to put ketchup on eggs?
>< Somebody whose daddy thought two condoms would eliminate the chance of procreation.
Why do we laugh when others hurt themselves? Are we sadists?
>< I'm a masochist. I imagine it was me.
Is homosexuality rooted somewhere in DNA?
>< Gay people dont procreate often, so by now, if it was in the DNA gays would be extinct.
Nature or Nurture?
>< Nurture. Children raised by wolves really believe they are wolves. They run at high speeds on all fours, have razor sharp teeth, can smell meat from long distances, and are actually wolfish in appearance. Children locked in a box for twelve years will never develop past the level equivalent to that of a toddler no matter how long they will be treated therapeutically.
Why is it, that we all have 24 hours in every day, 7 days every week, etc etc, but some are successful and some are not? Is it circumstance? Luck? Hard work?
>< Resilience, persistence, determination.
Can people change... really?
>< Fundamentally, I dont believe so. People will always be the same at heart. Manners and appearance will change.
Why do labeling laws protect big businesses instead of the consumer?
>< If the bitch was dumb enough to dump hot coffee all over herself, she doesnt deserve to be protected.
Why do mirrors in dressing rooms always make you look 15 pounds heavier than you really are?
>< We have distorted images of ourselves. It is not a misrepresentation, it is the truth.
How can you tell if there's a camera behind the mirror?
>< If you flex and pose and the people behind the counters laugh at you, there was a camera behind the mirror.
What is it about Jaeger Bombs that fuck you up so nicely?
>< It's the cherry flavor. Love cherries.
How do we know for a fact that gnomes and shit don't exist?
>< We dont. Keep one eye open at all times.
Why are cigarettes super cheap in New Hampshire, but super expensive in New Jersey?
>< New Jersey is a suburb of New York, where packets of ketchup are expensive.
Why the gay is there now "Dawn with Bleach Alternative?" What are people fucking thinking?
>< Wishy washy consumerism.
Even though science says that we can regulate all brain activity, what if there are certain parts (as I'm sure there are) of the brain that we cannot regulate? Just how much of our brain is untapped resources?
>< Ask a Buddhist monk what he thinks about this. Pain, fatigue, all that is in the head. They've figured out how to regulate that. All the rest of us suck.
What would happen if we DID use our entire brain, instead of the mere 15% or whatever it is? What would happen? Would we not be able to handle it? Is our wimpy excuse for brainpower really a defense mechanism?
>< I heard one time if we used our whole noggin, we would overheat and die. That probably wasn't true.
And finally, why is some poop green?
>< I had bad meat for dinner. Sorry about that.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-02 15:23:15 EST (#)
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Why is, "You got a light?" such a good icebreaker? Why is sharing your lighter with someone else a gateway to bonding? Many a friend has been made by sharing my lighter, or giving out a stog.
Why is a beer after a hard day's work just soooooooooooo good?
Just beacuse
Why do we miss our favorite people when we are at our happiest, instead of our saddest?
When you are sad you usually want to be left the fuck alone. But when you are happy you want to be around others.
Why do we not realize just gow good we have it?
Because we are looking at how good we could have had it if we had never dated that fucking bitch of a whore for 3 years.
Why do we get in denial?
I never have denial.
Why MUST we pop our zits? Full well knowing it's just going to make it worse and ruin our shit?
Because its fun.
Why does certain music make you feel like you're going in slow motion? How much of an effect does music have on our moods?
Ask Juvenile.
Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?
Because they are growing it instead of cocaine.
Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
Why do Americans complain daily about the government, when half of them didn't even vote? Why do we let the government invade our privacy, but are too lazy to do anything about? (or at least attempt to?)
This is because America is full of whiny retards.
Why will we spend 15 minutes searching for the remote control, instead of taking 10 seconds and walking up to the TV to change the channel?
Once the remote is found you never have to get up again, thus solving the problem. If you keep getting up you are just being too lazy to spend time finding it.
Why is it so difficult to self motivate?
Ask yourself this.
How bad is your sex drive when you don't even care about masterbation anymore?
Pretty bad but I wouldn't know I've been jerking off daily since I was 13.
How many sexual partners is too many? Is there a limit? And if so, what is it? Is it different for everyone? What are the rules?
This is tricky but I believe in the don't ask, don't tell. Who cares how many were before you. Just concentrate in the road ahead.
Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, what if you're blind?
No.
What do you do when the person that is your shoulder to cry on, is the one making you cry in the first place?
Find a new shoulder.
Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?
Why do people buy 32 cent self-adhesive individual vinyl squares for their bathroom, then wonder why it came up in the first 2 weeks?
People are dumb.
Do 2 wrongs make a right?
Yes.
What's the difference between crack cocaine, and regular cocaine?
Crack is a more concetrated and more addictive form of cocaine. Crack is also no where near as fun as coke.
Who's idea was it to put ketchup on eggs?
Mine but only with hot sauce as well.
Why do we laugh when others hurt themselves? Are we sadists?
Humor is humor.
Is homosexuality rooted somewhere in DNA?
Ask some fags kids.
Nature or Nurture?
Why is it, that we all have 24 hours in every day, 7 days every week, etc etc, but some are successful and some are not? Is it circumstance? Luck? Hard work?
Can people change... really?
Why do labeling laws protect big businesses instead of the consumer?
Why do mirrors in dressing rooms always make you look 15 pounds heavier than you really are?
How can you tell if there's a camera behind the mirror?
What is it about Jaeger Bombs that fuck you up so nicely?
One is an upper and the other is a downer. Do the math.
How do we know for a fact that gnomes and shit don't exist?
My gnome said fuck off.
Why are cigarettes super cheap in New Hampshire, but super expensive in New Jersey?
Why the gay is there now "Dawn with Bleach Alternative?" What are people fucking thinking?
Even though science says that we can regulate all brain activity, what if there are certain parts (as I'm sure there are) of the brain that we cannot regulate? Just how much of our brain is untapped resources?
What would happen if we DID use our entire brain, instead of the mere 15% or whatever it is? What would happen? Would we not be able to handle it? Is our wimpy excuse for brainpower really a defense mechanism?
And finally, why is some poop green?
I get green poop when I drink St Ides Special Brew, I think it has something to do with certain color additives.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-01 23:14:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:23:56 (#)
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Oh, and Bigmike? I like some of your stuff. But your response here just makes me wanna fuck you up. Asshole.
I don't quite understand this reply.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:43:43 EST (#)
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I like these questions.
I know how good I have it. I am amazingly fucking blessed, and I am very, very thankful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:32:04 EST (#)
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I wanna bang this girl.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:18:28 EST (#)
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Why, when one person lights up a cigarette, does the other person have to light one up also? Even if you just had one, if the guy next to you lights one up, so will you.
> The same reason we yawn when someone else does
Why is, "You got a light?" such a good icebreaker? Why is sharing your lighter with someone else a gateway to bonding? Many a friend has been made by sharing my lighter, or giving out a stog.
> Because it is more classy than walking up to a girl and saying "Nice tits. Wanna fuck?"
Why is a beer after a hard day's work just soooooooooooo good?
> Cheaper and more readily available than a blow job
Why do we miss our favorite people when we are at our happiest, instead of our saddest?
> Because our favorite people make us happy
Why do we not realize just gow good we have it?
> The grass is always greener. Always. Except in Arizona, where is is really quite brown.
Why do we get in denial?
> Because it's the longest river in Africa
Why MUST we pop our zits? Full well knowing it's just going to make it worse and ruin our shit?
> We like watching the white pus squirt onto the mirror. It reminds of us ejaculating
Why does certain music make you feel like you're going in slow motion? How much of an effect does music have on our moods?
> Music is the doctor. Makes you feel like you wan to.
Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?
> Store overhead, employee wages, marketing, etc.
Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
> Just to mess you around
Why do Americans complain daily about the government, when half of them didn't even vote? Why do we let the government invade our privacy, but are too lazy to do anything about? (or at least attempt to?)
> Trying to do something about it would be an exercise in futility and Americans hate exercise
Why will we spend 15 minutes searching for the remote control, instead of taking 10 seconds and walking up to the TV to change the channel?
> Remote = Penis
Why is it so difficult to self motivate?
> Oh, it's not difficult. You get a porno mag and a bottle of lube and then you... oh wait. You said self MOTIVATE. That, I don't know
How bad is your sex drive when you don't even care about masterbation anymore?
> Whoa whoa whoa. Never tell me that you don't care about masturbation
How many sexual partners is too many? Is there a limit? And if so, what is it? Is it different for everyone? What are the rules?
> One too many is one more than the number it takes to find the person you love
Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, what if you're blind?
> Don't assume that you need vision to see. Many people have perfect hearing, yet are not able to listen
What do you do when the person that is your shoulder to cry on, is the one making you cry in the first place?
> Go eat some ice cream
Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?
> No idea
Why do people buy 32 cent self-adhesive individual vinyl squares for their bathroom, then wonder why it came up in the first 2 weeks?
> All in all we're just another brick in the wall
Do 2 wrongs make a right?
> According to Homer Simpson, yes.
What's the difference between crack cocaine, and regular cocaine?
> Crack cocaine is where you snort regular cocaine off a hooker's ass
Who's idea was it to put ketchup on eggs?
> The farm lobby. Or John Kerry's wife.
Why do we laugh when others hurt themselves? Are we sadists?
> No, we're just laughing at the situation, not the person's pain and suffering
Is homosexuality rooted somewhere in DNA?
> With really hot lesbians, yes.
Nature or Nurture?
> Nurture. All the way.
Why is it, that we all have 24 hours in every day, 7 days every week, etc etc, but some are successful and some are not? Is it circumstance? Luck? Hard work?
> The harder we work, the luckier we get. Although tall and attractive people seem to get bay easier than the rest of us schlubs.
Can people change... really?
> I get changed every morning for work. It's not that hard.
Why do labeling laws protect big businesses instead of the consumer?
> The golden rule. He who has the gold, makes the rules.
Why do mirrors in dressing rooms always make you look 15 pounds heavier than you really are?
> It's not the mirror
How can you tell if there's a camera behind the mirror?
> There always is
What is it about Jaeger Bombs that fuck you up so nicely?
> The alcohol content
How do we know for a fact that gnomes and shit don't exist?
> Gnomes I'm not sure about, but I have definitely seen shit before.
Why are cigarettes super cheap in New Hampshire, but super expensive in New Jersey?
> New Hampshire follows that whole "Live free or die" motto, hence their state government is pre-disposed to lower taxes.
Why the gay is there now "Dawn with Bleach Alternative?" What are people fucking thinking?
> It's marketing focused on the Alternative Music community
Even though science says that we can regulate all brain activity, what if there are certain parts (as I'm sure there are) of the brain that we cannot regulate? Just how much of our brain is untapped resources?
> The US government can regulate anything.
What would happen if we DID use our entire brain, instead of the mere 15% or whatever it is? What would happen? Would we not be able to handle it? Is our wimpy excuse for brainpower really a defense mechanism?
> We would all be so smart that we would create websites that caused people to neglect their jobs for hours upon end
And finally, why is some poop green?
> Because you ate your vegetables just like your mother told you too
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-01 11:15:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:26:15 (#)
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"Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?"
This one alone get you a +2. I could feed an entire african family for a day with that 2$ I spent on a medium hazelnut coffee.
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omg it's like we're twins!!!
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-01 11:15:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-01 11:14:37 EST (#)
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SPAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-04-01 11:14:10 EST (#)
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Why MUST we pop our zits? Full well knowing it's just going to make it worse and ruin our shit?
I get great satisfaction from seeing a chunky seed of puss splatter on the mirror...mmmmmm....puss
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:59:45 EST (#)
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because you're a whore = )
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:48:01 EST (#)
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Fucking deep.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:26:15 EST (#)
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"Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?"
This one alone get you a +2. I could feed an entire african family for a day with that 2$ I spent on a medium hazelnut coffee.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:19:41 EST (#)
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Why do you build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup baby, just to let me down? (Let me down)
Mess me around, and worst of all (Worst of all)
You never call baby, when you say you will (Say you will)
But I'll understand...
I need you (I need you)
More than anyone darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup, don't break my heart.
Awesome song.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:02:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:42:00 (#)
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Why not?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:00:15 EST (#)
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april fools
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:56:26 EST (#)
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Tim beat me to it, but oh fucking well:
1) Because people are fucking sheep.
2) Because people are scared of being themselves around strangers. Uptight cunts.
3) Because beer makes you loopy and relaxed, relieveing stress and fooling you into thinking everything is alright.
4) Because when you are happy, you want to stay happy with whomever made you happiest last.
5) Because we are always serching for a way to make things better for ourselves, even if it means lamenting the things we already have.
6) Because people, as Jack Nicholson so succinctly, can't handle the truth.
7) Because the feeling of a pustual bursting forth from our skin is like an orgasm for our face/neck/chest/back/inner thigh.
8) Because its something scientific that I don't feel like getting into.
9) Because you pay for it rather than make it yourself for an 1/18th the cost.
10)Because destroying people's emotional state is a turn on for sadists.
11) I don't know because I vote and do everything in my power to let people know I think they suck.
12) Because if you don't find the remote, its harder to turn up the volume nonchlantly when your girlfriend/fiance/wife/mistress is yelling at you.
13) Because we aren't Japs.
14) That is a question is foriegn to me.
15) It doesn't matter how many you have, just how you feel after each encounter.
16) Yes. If you're blind, just hope your love doesn't have a raging case of acne like I did in High School. That could give them the wrong impression on facial structure when you touch their face. Also, your acne could spell something like, "I hate cripples, woo!" That would suck.
17) I kill myself everytime.
18) Whatever Tim said.
19) Becuase those people are Jews.
20) No
21) Crack is a solid rock you smoke. You snort powder cocaine.
22) My brother's
23) No, because we didn't cause them the harm.
24) Yes. That or because of a horrible sexual encounter.
25) Could you repeat the question?
26) Luck and hard work, God given ability to learn and adapt, not doing copious amounts of drugs, etc.
27) People evolve.
28) I don't care
29) To force you to be an obese Nazi femminest abducted by aliens and forced into weight lost programs.
30)Smash the mirror.
31) Jager sucks.
32) Because I killed them all for my delicous gnome stew.
33) Because NH rocks and Jersey blows hard.
34) They made it for Creep
35) In some cases, all of it.
36) It'll never happen.
37) Because I swallowed that whole bottle of food coloring.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:42:00 EST (#)
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Why not?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:33:10 EST (#)
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Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
Why will I now have that fucking song in my head alll damned day long?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:28:54 EST (#)
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I haven't had a cigarette since Wednesday at 5:30p. Just felt like sharing.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:23:56 EST (#)
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Oh, and Bigmike? I like some of your stuff. But your response here just makes me wanna fuck you up. Asshole.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:22:10 EST (#)
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Fuck if *I* know.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:14:29 EST (#)
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The ultimate question:
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:13:59 EST (#)
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Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:03:27 EST (#)
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Why, when one person lights up a cigarette, does the other person have to light one up also? Even if you just had one, if the guy next to you lights one up, so will you.
Because misery loves company.
Why is, "You got a light?" such a good icebreaker? Why is sharing your lighter with someone else a gateway to bonding? Many a friend has been made by sharing my lighter, or giving out a stog.
Vices in common bring us together.
Why is a beer after a hard day's work just soooooooooooo good?
Because work sucks so bad.
Why do we miss our favorite people when we are at our happiest, instead of our saddest?
Because, when we are at our saddest, it is all about us.
Why do we not realize just gow good we have it?
Because the grass is always greener........
Why do we get in denial?
Because we have ego.
Why MUST we pop our zits? Full well knowing it's just going to make it worse and ruin our shit?
The blotchy redness is still better than the pus filled whitecap.
Why does certain music make you feel like you're going in slow motion? How much of an effect does music have on our moods?
Music is like a drug and it alters the way our bodies behave.
Why is a cup of coffee so expensive?
Stop going to Starbucks and you'll see that it isn't.
Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
The Foundations! Groovy!
Why do Americans complain daily about the government, when half of them didn't even vote? Why do we let the government invade our privacy, but are too lazy to do anything about? (or at least attempt to?)
Because we feel helpless at the hands of "The Man."
Why will we spend 15 minutes searching for the remote control, instead of taking 10 seconds and walking up to the TV to change the channel?
It's all about convenience.
Why is it so difficult to self motivate?
If it were easy, we'd all be serial killers.
How bad is your sex drive when you don't even care about masterbation anymore?
Masterbation is overrated.
How many sexual partners is too many? Is there a limit? And if so, what is it? Is it different for everyone? What are the rules?
Ask Wade Boggs.
Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, what if you're blind?
Even the blind have the ability to see.
What do you do when the person that is your shoulder to cry on, is the one making you cry in the first place?
You find inner strength.
Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?
Who cares? Out of sheer hunger and utility.
Why do people buy 32 cent self-adhesive individual vinyl squares for their bathroom, then wonder why it came up in the first 2 weeks?
We are instinctively trusting.
Do 2 wrongs make a right?
No, but three rights make a left.
What's the difference between crack cocaine, and regular cocaine?
If you have to ask this, you are not a real drug user.
Who's idea was it to put ketchup on eggs?
Mmmmmmm.....ketchup.
Why do we laugh when others hurt themselves? Are we sadists?
We revel in others misfortune to feel good about ourselves.
Is homosexuality rooted somewhere in DNA?
Probably.
Nature or Nurture?
A little bit of both, thank you.
Why is it, that we all have 24 hours in every day, 7 days every week, etc etc, but some are successful and some are not? Is it circumstance? Luck? Hard work?
It is motivation and a little bit of luck.
Can people change... really?
Yes. I did.
Why do labeling laws protect big businesses instead of the consumer?
Because big business runs the capitalist show.
Why do mirrors in dressing rooms always make you look 15 pounds heavier than you really are?
They don't. ;)
How can you tell if there's a camera behind the mirror?
Kill somebody in the dressing room.
What is it about Jaeger Bombs that fuck you up so nicely?
Alcohol. silly.
How do we know for a fact that gnomes and shit don't exist?
We don't. That's what makes it so much fun.
Why are cigarettes super cheap in New Hampshire, but super expensive in New Jersey?
Sin tax.
Why the gay is there now "Dawn with Bleach Alternative?" What are people fucking thinking?
People are thinking that they would like their shit to be clean.
Even though science says that we can regulate all brain activity, what if there are certain parts (as I'm sure there are) of the brain that we cannot regulate? Just how much of our brain is untapped resources?
Ninety percent is untapped. Ask Dr. Timothy Leary.
What would happen if we DID use our entire brain, instead of the mere 15% or whatever it is? What would happen? Would we not be able to handle it? Is our wimpy excuse for brainpower really a defense mechanism?
We turn into Drew Barrymore in "Firestarter."
And finally, why is some poop green?
Your sick. Go see a doctor.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:00:06 EST (#)
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"Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?"
Or, moreover, how did anyone invent ANY recipe? You could lock me in a room with every food product and ingredient on the planet for 50 years, and I'd never come up with, say, bread. Or pudding. Or cookies. Nothing.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-04-01 07:54:44 EST (#)
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Why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-01 07:18:47 EST (#)
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Who invented bread pudding, and how the hell did he/she come up with that?
i don't care. but i love him / her.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-01 07:03:43 EST (#)
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I answered all your questions and Barts stupid server told me it was too long, it was gone when I pressed back.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-01 06:56:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-04-01 05:33:53 (#)
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"I wonder why I wonder why." - Kingdom, Devin Townsend
Why aren't dough and rough pronounced the same way?
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different origins.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-01 06:56:06 EST (#)
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our need for acceptance.
its not.
association of relaxation with beer.
association of our favorite people with happy times.
'grass is always greener' story
because de tigris is too far away
zit popping - because it equalizes the pressure on both sides of the zit wall
mushc - association
coffee is expensive because people still buy it at that price. if you were starbucks, would you rather make 3 dollars per cup, or 50 cents per cup?
n/a
voting is for assholes. it doens't even make a difference. especially if you live in mass
10 seconds times the 500 times i change the channel e very time is more than the 15 minutes
self motivation is a test of willpower
you spelt masturbation wrong.
sexual partners is too many
yes i do. if you're blind, you're fucked. no, sight is synomous for meeting.
way to get a question from every 18 year old girls' AIM profile. shut up.
bread pudding was in vented in the 13th century by a cook for the king of spain.
people want to save money; the same reason people buy brick facades for the front of their house and keep cheap vinyl on the sides - the appearance of wealth. they peel up because the attachment surface wasn't properly cleaned
three lefts make a right
crack cocaine is cheaper to process, making it more readily available to inner city blacks. the gov't is holding them down
some asshole's
because its funny
no.
both.
see above.
people can change. something had to make them that way to begin with, right?
because the consumer doesn't have a team of attorneys on staff
they don't. there's just more mirrors.
see below.
jager is the best.
gnomes? seriously? shut up.
taxes. cost demand.
zero percent of our brain is an untapped resource. we control all of it either consciously or not. at some point, we have used all of our brain. not at the same time of course, (we use about 10 percent at any one time, where that misconception comes from) but we use every cell in our brain.
poop is green sometimes because of the addition of purple coloring. purple plus brown equals green.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-01 06:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TGIF Val.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-04-01 05:33:53 EST (#)
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"I wonder why I wonder why." - Kingdom, Devin Townsend
Why aren't dough and rough pronounced the same way?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-01 04:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wargh
Submitted by Fantaeralla (user info) at 2005-04-01 04:43:35 EST (#)
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hmmmm...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-01 03:27:05 EST (#)
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Bugger. You got me thinking...
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:50:34 EST (#)
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A lot of unoriginal questions, but you think I'm cute +2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:46:50 EST (#)
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Ours is not to question why
ours is but to do and then ask 'what the hell?!'
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:46:08 EST (#)
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two wongs make a white.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:44:17 EST (#)
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How can you tell if there's a camera behind the mirror? Put your finger to the mirror, if your fingers touch it is a two way. If there is a small space of glass between, it is real a mirror.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:42:34 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:39:27 EST (#)
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becuase kurt vonnegut says so
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-01 02:38:57 EST (#)
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Cheers.