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Nervous Breakdown (661 hits)

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Rating: 1.38 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2005-04-01 08:45:51 EST


Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Have I mentioned I'm divored? Widowed? Damn near homeless? A war veteran? Alcoholic? Going bankrupt? Got a DUI?

Have I mentioned that what remains of my family is either dead or thousands of miles away? Have I mentioned any of that?

I think I have.

I think. Therefore, I am. Or something. Right?

My nerves are shot ya'll. I mean it. I am on the verge.

But here it is, bright and early.

Another day. What will it bring? "Live for the day?"

I'll try. I...guess.

A poet once wrote; "God only knows what I'd be without you..."

We all know who that poet was.

Fucker was on to something.

Good luck to you today. All of you.

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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-04-01 12:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you would feel better if you just walked up to your roommate and popped him in the nose.

either that or weed

maybe a weekend road trip

road trips cure all
=======================================

Road trips + weed.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-01 11:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SPAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you would feel better if you just walked up to your roommate and popped him in the nose.

either that or weed

maybe a weekend road trip

road trips cure all

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-01 09:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I have always thought that problems are unique to the person meaning you couldn't handle my problems and I couldn't handle yours.

Everyone one has problems you are not alone.

Buck up motherfucker, get your ass out of bed and take the world head on.

Oh yeah but smoke some truly delicious herb first.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I got a big ass refrigerator box on my back porch if that will help.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You survive, therefore you ARE.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dude.... stay home, crawl back under the covers and go back to sleep.

Yesterday sucked, today will suck, and the next day will suck even more i'm sure.

FUCKITTY, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK !!!

Now I'm depressed thanks to you.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-01 08:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

time for some weed


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