April Fools Day is the Day When I Freak Out (759 hits)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2005-04-01 13:26:57 EST
I've recently come to the conclusion that I am the most gullible person in the world on April Fools day. Every year I fall for some ridiculous prank, every fucking year. The really sad thing is, that I often fall for the same prank on different years. It never seems to amaze me how the people in my life think that really sick jokes are funny, and thus I fall for them every year.
Here are three of my least favorite April Fools jokes:
1. Your girlfriend telling you she's pregnant. Sadly, I've fallen for this one twice. The girls seem to really love this one. (This causes an extreme panic as well as, feelings of hysteria, thoughts of suicide, and an urgent need to get as drunk as humanly possible.)
2. My mother called me to tell me that my dad died in a car accident. (Is it just me, or is that really fucked up? I mean my dad and I have never really gotten along, but that's a little ridiculous, especially coming from your mom.)
3. My sister called me up to tell me that her boyfriend beats her. (Luckily, one of my friends was quick enough to point out that it was April Fools before I had amassed my friends and various pipes and blunt objects.)
There are many more, thankfully I have burned them out of my memory, because well, that's what I tend to do when I notice my idiocy. Luckily April Fools Day only comes around once a year, and because of this, I have decided that next year I will go into silent running mode for the entirety of the day.
Next April Fools Day, I will not be going to work, or talking to any living people, in fact I will also ignore ghosts, and the voices in my head. I will not answer the phone, and I will not leave my bed other than to use the bathroom. If addressed by anyone I will simply ignore them. This will be assisted by the use of ear plugs and blind people shades.
I will get very drunk, and pass out repeatedly over the course of the day, until it is over, and I don't have to worry about it anymore.
I may be gullible, but I'll be damned if I'm going to get caught off guard next year.
This is what I looked like an hour ago for the duration of about 30 seconds.
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get taken, too.
It is bad.
Here is my favorite Uber April Fool's day story.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56651
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
You'll show 'em next year champ.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-01 13:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, you're gullible!