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Rating: -0.5 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by EbolaMay (View user info) at 2005-04-01 14:41:20 EST


how am *I* to stay alive?

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Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2005-04-02 02:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Ubersite was made just so that this post could one day be written. Good show, my friend.


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 02:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*zwoip*

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-02 02:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*music* BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER... MUSHROOM!... MUSHROOM!.....

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-02 02:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:53:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

what's wioth this? youv'e had some hgreat posts lately then this?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what's wioth this? youv'e had some hgreat posts lately then this?

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:45:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT THE HOLY POPE DYING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:04:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, well, I'd plop my dick in your mouth, if I could. Fag.
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I like the word "plop"

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whatever...better than anything that the Felter asshole has posted. Talk about a fag.

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, well, I'd plop my dick in your mouth, if I could. Fag.

Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd give you a -3 if I could

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, as it stands alone, it's a piece of shit.

Put it in a great movie, like "Blade Runner," which is where it comes from, and;

It's a fucking masterpiece.

You might say that about mankind, and everything we do.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!

Homer: He was a zombie?

Treehouse of Horror III



Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy




Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how did those first 3 not -2 you?! This is far worse than anything I've ever written!!!

Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry. Having a weird day. Woke up feeling strange. Went into it feeling strange. Like something bad is going to happen. Hard to explain. Sorry to waste your time on this.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Somebody had to -2 this for the team.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i really don't know how to respond to this, um......whatever this is.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eat lots of brains, what is this zombie 101?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT THE HOLY POPE DYING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??


Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat
them.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VII