EVOLUTION: Camwhore for the new UberDirectory (1935 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.05 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2005-04-01 15:35:41 EST
Uberdirectory maker man, please use the newest pic, obviously.
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fucking crap that is an uuuuuuugly man-bear-nose! bahahahah
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice JewFro
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
winner
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2007-03-14 11:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It looks like you used your hair to wipe all that grease off your skin....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-14 10:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jew look like a nigger lover
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thank you for making me feel handsome, for a change...
And yor cat rox !
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-06 07:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:47:27 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:46:07 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:24:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yay, screech.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:46:07 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:24:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yay, screech.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
when i need to feel better about myself I come here
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:24:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yay, screech.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yay, screech.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-11 12:16:40 EDT (#)
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just had to drudge this back up
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Grande_Pelotas (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anybody remember that 70's sitcom...
WELCOME BACK KOTTER!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-12 07:58:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more 0.01
Nothing personal.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-12 07:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more 0.01
Nothing personal.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not +2ing any more camwhores of young persons giving me the finger.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2005-05-08 05:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to say that you look like an Argentinian soccer player, but this comment is already the funniest thing about this post:
"Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
You're growing into a fine, young toilet brush. "
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-10 19:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.01 is the best rating evar.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-04-10 18:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to counter.
Erm ..
.tnemmoC oN
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-10 18:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-10 18:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoo! LP pushed this into the positives!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-10 18:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought he was a she too, can't remember why...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-04-10 18:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-08 22:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Sonny fron the Godfather
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2005-04-08 22:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and of course i forgot the +2 :-/
Submitted by lnknptheory (user info) at 2005-04-08 22:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) you're sexy
2) schlongy is ridiculous
3) i giggled at the toilet brush comment below (too lazy to copy and paste)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I would hate to hear what your voice sounds like..."
like a chipotle
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're growing into a fine, young toilet brush.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't tell from the straight-on picture.
Are you rockin' the chops?
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-04-02 11:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations, you are slowly turning from "greasy teenage dirtbag" to just plain old regular 21 year old dirtbag
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-02 10:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having an identical cat to me. Also for having a sense of humour, and for being generally fucking cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-02 09:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For $8000, they'd only be able to finish HALF of that nose.
You better save a few thousand dollars more.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just one more thing that puts a lot more emphasis on looks, consumerism, pop culture etc. etc. that we don't need. An eight thousand dollar nose job could do so much good elsewhere in so many other places, if even only for yourself if not a charity or something. You would rather have people judge you on how attractive they think you are than yourself, and a fake attractiveness at that?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Purchasing things and undergoing surgery are completely different things. You can take off your shirt if you don't like it; how do you take off your new nose? If you're an unattractive or average looking male, and want to be a model, then sure, get as much plastic surgery as you need/want. But for the rest of us, we deal with how we look, both the flaws and the attractive parts, and try to more importantly have an attractive personality.
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No, anybody who gets plastic surgery has shown the ability to save up and get it, therefor they could save up and have it reversed. There is no reason anymore to have flaws. Either work up your self esteem to the point where you don't think you have any flaws, or get surgery or work off weight or whatever. People do purchase new body parts all the time. Laser eye surgery is the same. Somne would argue thats what contacts used to be, changing your eye strabgth without putting on glases. Plastic surgery is not anything to be ashamed of nowadays.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I have to hunt down your naked post again. I remember laughing to the point of crying over that thing.
To be fair, I ought to send you a picture of myself naked so you can laugh as well. :o)
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We can work something out.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a friend named alex green that looks exactly like you. his cousin is that guy that fucked paris hilton in that first sex tape. automatic +2 just for looking like someone who is cousins with someone who fucked someone famous.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I'm an attractive guy, even more so in person, even more so once you know me. What these ass-clowns say is more for entertainment purposes than anything. Maybe they're jealous? Yeah, that's it, they're all jealous.
YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeesh, what's with the "You-so-ugly" reviews?
Dude, you're not a bad looking guy.
That doesn't mean that I'm interested in making sweet, sweet man-love to you, though.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-01 23:34:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool Chippy.
Now lean your head back, I need somewhere to park my car. Oh, and my wife's van too. :)
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Your wife's van? You mean her ass?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-01 23:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool Chippy.
Now lean your head back, I need somewhere to park my car. Oh, and my wife's van too. :)
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 22:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, and I'M NOT JEWISH.
Not even like quarter or eighth or sixteenth.
None.
Don't believe in anything, but if I did, it would include Jesus, 'cause I'm not Jewish.
I'm not a loan officer.
I don't wear a tiny beanie.
I drive on Saturdays.
Why?
'Cause I'm not Jewish, thats why.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-01 21:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chipolatte rules
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 21:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm pretty.
:) yay :)
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-01 21:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you really think your meek confession of cigarette smoking as an attempt at coolness would intice pity from the masses?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-01 21:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy nose!
Haha I remember that naked camwhore. Funny stuff.
Submitted by fm (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the reason Hitler had a following
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1: Get in the gym
-1: Your nose is HUGE
= -2
have a nice day
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do something with your life, for the good of society.
Shave your eyebrows, and then, donate the hair so that 4 female cancer victims can have wigs.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would hate to hear what your voice sounds like...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your whole face looks like a brillo pad in those first two pictures. And your recent face isn't much better... -2 not because you're visually displeasing, but because this post sucked.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:32:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
you'd be perfect for anti-semitic proganda you big nosed clown
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you probably know my cousin.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I have to hunt down your naked post again. I remember laughing to the point of crying over that thing.
To be fair, I ought to send you a picture of myself naked so you can laugh as well. :o)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like the hair.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe I had ass sex with this guy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT THE FUCK??
I thought you were a chick!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that nekkid gitfiddle picture got me laughing again.
good times..
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:50:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for getting through life, thus far at least, with that poor excuse for a face.
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Ok, Rancid-Hat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for getting through life, thus far at least, with that poor excuse for a face.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a left-handed PRS?
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:31:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
What sort of man gets plastic surgery, save for removing a disfiguring birthmark? And even that's pushing it.
You might want to look into a gym to try and pull yourself out of your 98lb-weakling hole.
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What sort of man dresses up to look nice? What sort of man buys an expensive car to show off to people? What sort of man works out so that he will look stronger to impress women?
Don't be so narrow minded, plastic surgery is the same as dressing up. We change the appearance of our bodies in order to look and feel better. Plastic surgeries is just another way for people to cope with the fact that they don't look how they'd like to look. More power to people who make an effort to change, regardless of how they do it.
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Purchasing things and undergoing surgery are completely different things. You can take off your shirt if you don't like it; how do you take off your new nose? If you're an unattractive or average looking male, and want to be a model, then sure, get as much plastic surgery as you need/want. But for the rest of us, we deal with how we look, both the flaws and the attractive parts, and try to more importantly have an attractive personality.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeebus fucking Christmas. you look like you scrubbed the inside of the deep fryer with your fucking head.
Squeeze me some fries out of that, you nasty fuck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you'd be perfect for anti-semitic proganda you big nosed clown
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
What sort of man gets plastic surgery, save for removing a disfiguring birthmark? And even that's pushing it.
You might want to look into a gym to try and pull yourself out of your 98lb-weakling hole.
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What sort of man dresses up to look nice? What sort of man buys an expensive car to show off to people? What sort of man works out so that he will look stronger to impress women?
Don't be so narrow minded, plastic surgery is the same as dressing up. We change the appearance of our bodies in order to look and feel better. Plastic surgeries is just another way for people to cope with the fact that they don't look how they'd like to look. More power to people who make an effort to change, regardless of how they do it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How does it make you feel to know that as you grow older and whatever youth-induced attractiveness you have slowly fades from your body, your wife will remain hot (and probably get hotter, because she's actually a genuinely attractive person). You get hairy and wrinkly, and she gets boned by Peter, her tennis instructor.
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That's the best you've got?
I've seen some hilarious reviews coming from you, but that is fucking lame.
I'll give you a C for effort.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, that costs too much. Now I just hold them in my mouth and put them back in the pack when I'm done. All the coolness, none of the cost.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:13:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:03:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice head, Screech
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Ahahhahahahha
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
What sort of man gets plastic surgery, save for removing a disfiguring birthmark? And even that's pushing it.
You might want to look into a gym to try and pull yourself out of your 98lb-weakling hole.
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I was just suggesting it, I mean how do you see over that thing. Does it make you tip forward?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
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How does it make you feel to know that as you grow older and whatever youth-induced attractiveness you have slowly fades from your body, your wife will remain hot (and probably get hotter, because she's actually a genuinely attractive person). You get hairy and wrinkly, and she gets boned by Peter, her tennis instructor.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean *strong nose
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:03:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice head, Screech
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Ahahhahahahha
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
What sort of man gets plastic surgery, save for removing a disfiguring birthmark? And even that's pushing it.
You might want to look into a gym to try and pull yourself out of your 98lb-weakling hole.
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I was just suggesting it, I mean how do you see over that thing. Does it make you tip forward?
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have a big nose
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice head, Screech
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What sort of man gets plastic surgery, save for removing a disfiguring birthmark? And even that's pushing it.
You might want to look into a gym to try and pull yourself out of your 98lb-weakling hole.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:51:48 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:46:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhahahhahahaahhaahahaha good one.
Oh that's really you?
Sorry man. I always feel bad for making fun of actual handicapped people
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Aww man, don't be jealous that I'm hotter than you. Uglies and people like me can coexist peacefully.
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You forgot April Fools at the end of that.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rhinoplasty
You might want to look into that
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:46:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhahahhahahaahhaahahaha good one.
Oh that's really you?
Sorry man. I always feel bad for making fun of actual handicapped people
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Aww man, don't be jealous that I'm hotter than you. Uglies and people like me can coexist peacefully.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Great post...
APRIL FOOLS! Haha, I got ya.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhahahhahahaahhaahahaha good one.
Oh that's really you?
Sorry man. I always feel bad for making fun of actual handicapped people
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Throwing the bird in every pic makes you look really cool man,
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pstt... It isn't 1980 anymore.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Los Altos, actually.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:39:51 EST (#)
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Hey! That's my cat! GET A HAIRCUT YOU DAMN HIPPIE!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
santa terresa?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ATTN GHEY TEENZ
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You stole my cat, and made him fat. You shall pay!@