What if the new Pope is an asshole? (597 hits)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (View user info) at 2005-04-01 16:08:37 EST
What if he's the kind of guy who takes a shit in your bathroom and doesn't flush? The pope is considered the "infallible interpreter" by the catholic religion. What if he interprets the bible so that it's ok to smell like whiskey all time and make subtle sexual innuendos to the alter boys? We need some sort of checks and balances system in the Catholic church. Someone who can step in and say, "It's not ok for the Pope to take sabbaticals to neverland and be friends with Michael Jackson." I fear for humanity.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-02 13:55:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by nwalma (user info) at 2005-04-02 13:48:35 EST (#)
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Lame
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-04-02 05:11:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:29:38 (#)
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He might drive really slow in the ultrafast lane.
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While the people behind him are going insane.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:23:12 EST (#)
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what if?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:29:38 EST (#)
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He might drive really slow in the ultrafast lane.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:10:53 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by ChesterTheJester (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:45:11 EST (#)
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This post blows and so does the pope
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:45:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-13 12:49:38 (#)
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This is the best post I've seen in a long time. You've obviously got a lot of tal OH WAIT A SEC YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:40:51 EST (#)
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Feeble attempt at humor
Totally classless
Lacks taste
I only hope my life can on day be as dedicated to a cause
How can someone badmouth this man in his final hours?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:35:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:17:05 (#)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:12:43 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:11:00 (#)
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Crap.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 18:23:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:29:28 (#)
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Adam, I live in South Florida. Are you really that intuitive or did you go back and read some other posts of mine?
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I read it somewhere, and it stuck out because I live in the Lauderdale
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-01 18:05:45 EST (#)
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I didn't think this was that bad
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:57:42 EST (#)
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LED LED FUCKER LED. IT'S M-I-S-L-E-D YOU STUPID TWAT!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:56:58 EST (#)
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I thought this was going to be good.
I was mislead.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:49:21 EST (#)
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The title had potential.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:39:26 EST (#)
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What if the new pope turns out to be an animated cartoon character that the vatican displays on the walls during easter holidays?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:23:33 EST (#)
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Here is another +2 just because Im a fucking asshole.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:16:35 EST (#)
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Well I think its fucking funny. Is it a Cardinal Sin to laugh at the misfortunes of others?? Or have fun at their expense?? Its an American pastime and its a great fucking time.
Submitted by Sethor (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:06:03 EST (#)
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<I>What if the new Pope is an asshole?</I>
You mean that literally or figuratively?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:03:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:02:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:38:42 (#)
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what if you didn't post about the pope? wouldn't that be great?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:01:41 EST (#)
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Not sure what I think Hmmm...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:49:25 EST (#)
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I fear that you'll someday reproduce.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:45:16 EST (#)
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What if the new Pope is an asshole? He'll fit right in with the Catholic "Condoms are bad" Church.
Submitted by acidreflux (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:44:33 EST (#)
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what if the new pope poops the holy water?
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:41:36 EST (#)
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God hates you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:38:42 EST (#)
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what if you didn't post about the pope? wouldn't that be great?
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:30:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:29:35 EST (#)
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old
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:29:28 EST (#)
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Adam, I live in South Florida. Are you really that intuitive or did you go back and read some other posts of mine?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:25:39 EST (#)
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I bet you live in Florida
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it
with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:17:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:11:00 (#)
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Crap.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:12:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:11:00 (#)
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Crap.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:11:00 EST (#)
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Crap.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-01 16:09:24 EST (#)
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Eeeeek... a MOUSE!!