Yes, It's A Stupid Rant But Fuck You! (534 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2005-04-01 18:35:41 EST
Ok I know most of you are going to be pissed that I'm ranting about this shit but fuck you. I deserve to rant and I promise to make it short.
So, I finally decided to do my taxes today because I'm fucking broke and need money. I just got done with both the state and the federal returns and I'm glad I didn't pay someone to do it because the amount I'm getting back is less than the cost of the fucking stamp and envelope I'm mailing the returns in! What the hell? Why does god hate me? Well, that I understand but why does the government and the IRS hate me? Is it because I don't vote or I'm getting sick of this country? Is it because I'm not some redneck asshole with fifty kids, a trailer, and a stained "I love America" t-shirt? Is it because I don't speak spanish? Is it because I'm not some ignorant bitch who is willing to overlook America's.......mistakes, for lack of a better word, and support that dumb ass Bush? Is it because I'm not loaded (with money at least) so I don't get tax cuts? I don't know but I'm pissed and if you work for the government or the IRS then fuck you asshole!
Ok I feel a little better but I'm still pissed.
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-02 05:54:29 EST (#)
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i say
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:37:32 EST (#)
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I would have to think that's it's better than having no legs.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:31:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:11:33 (#)
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Wanna make a quick $20?
Come suck my weewee.
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Fuckin A
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-01 23:44:50 EST (#)
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I lose about $60 each week from my paycheck to go to tax.
But I'm a socialist so i ain't complaining. I'm actually pro-tax.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:24:04 EST (#)
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I have to pay $1387, I know what you mean.
Blech...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-01 20:11:33 EST (#)
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Wanna make a quick $20?
Come suck my weewee.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:08:47 EST (#)
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I have to pay them $98, I feel your pain.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:00:44 EST (#)
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Damn honey, that IS one hell of a rant.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-01 18:45:36 EST (#)
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It could be worse.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-04-01 18:40:42 EST (#)
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Ok, now that your taxes are done, go get good and drunk.
And calm the fuck down!
Monday, instruct your HR department (or whatever) to withhold an extra $10.00 from each paycheck. You won't miss it and hopefully next year this won't happen.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-01 18:39:29 EST (#)
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Wha...?!