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All she wanted (554 hits)

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Rating: 2 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Foodman (View user info) at 2005-04-02 00:05:49 EST


The other night, myself and two friends went to one of the local brothels here. Before you recoil in horror, keep in mind that I live in Germany and it's all perfectly legal and normal here. Anyway, we showed up around 2am and were in the mood for buying some tail. The place was actually quite busy. I had only been twice before (honest) and this was the most crowded I had ever seen it. Almost right away, one of the best looking young ladies in the joint sauntered over to me and had a seat on my lap.

Damn was she smokin': she had a thin, tight body that was perfect and without blemishes. Perfect, as far as I was concerned. She was a piece of meat that I wanted to eat. Quickly, I ordered her a drink and secured her for myself before one of my friends could snatch her away. We tried to time things so that we would all get a girl and go do our thing and be back around the same time. It was quite a wait for the other guys until they found their girls of choice. I got to know my hooker and found out her name was Andrea, 27 years old, and from the Czech Republic.

Once my friends had made their pick, we all retired to our separate rooms to have some fun and blow off steam. I won't go into the graphic details here, but I did my thing and was about to head out of the room. Just as I put my final shoe on, Andrea began to sniffle. The sniffling turned to a sob. "Oh, god" I thought. Was I really that bad?

Luckily, the answer was no. Andrea explained to me that she was in this profession because her family was poor and hooking was the fastest way to raise money to go to college. Nearly every evening, she was accosted by drunken, unruly Americans and Germans alike. My heart sank. All I wanted was to come to this place, objectify women, and have them sexually gratify me. Instead, I felt for this poor girl. I sat back down on the bed where, still naked, she sat. I put my arm around her and she leaned into me and cried.

You'd think cradling a distraught, naked, hot chick would be arousing, but it wasn't. The humanity in the embrace and the soft sobbing coming from her mouth touched me deep down in a place I'd forgotten I had. Not really knowing what to say, and paraphrasing one of the best lines from Donnie Darko, I simply told her: "Don't worry. Everything will be OK someday." I smiled and gave her a kiss on the forehead. She was no longer a piece of meat that I could buy. She was a human being with a life and feelings. I felt sick to my stomach. As I walked toward the door, she turned to me.

Wiping the tears from her face, she smiled. "Danke schön."

"Bitte schön." I replied as I left the room. The whole situation turned me off to the world of prostitution. I couldn't again look at one of those girls as just something for me to fuck anymore.

All she wanted was to be listened to. All she wanted was to be seen as a human being. All she wanted was to be held and to cry and to let out some pain that had been building up inside her for so long.

That's all she wanted.

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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-02 08:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Monies money honey.



Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 02:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yesh

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-04-02 02:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, shit happens sometimes.

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow! Holy shit that was good.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very well written. Certainly a different take on what I expected to be a comedy piece. I liked it.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Mein Wiener gefällt mir.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, ain't humanization a bitch!

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

weird, but touching

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-02 00:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww.


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