If I were the Pope (550 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.56 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <greywolffe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-02 03:55:42 EST
If I were pope, anytime I got sick I would be overjoyed. What with being Gods embodiment of of pure holiness, I would hope that I would get so sick I would die. Because I would know where I was going.
:Cough cough sniffle:
"God, I am coming!"
Damn. Another false alarm....
But if I were the Pope I would probably be blessed(or cursed, however you care to look at it) with a great immune system. And that would truly suck. I would probably live an unnaturally long life to boot.
But still, every itchy nose or scratchy throat would give me hope! Spring time would kind of suck, though, due to the hayfever.
Damn this stupid cold I have.
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-26 22:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're smart. I can tell.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-02 13:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I didn't ask.
The Pope is dying? Really?
Well I'll be...
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-02 13:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-02 09:53:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was the point of this.....starting a -2 collection?
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The point of this is that the pope is dying, I would think that he wouldnt fight so hard, and I have a fucking major headcold.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-02 09:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was the point of this.....starting a -2 collection?
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-02 09:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing that I am sick of are these stupid Pope posts!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-02 09:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only think I can hope for is that you die before the Pontiff does!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-02 08:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit. That's what this post is.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-02 07:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Show some respect and attach scat porn at the end of any pope-related post!
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-04-02 06:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-02 05:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 05:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've taken dumps that interested me more than this.