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At Long Last, That Stubborn Jack Ass is Dead (1067 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.15 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2005-04-02 17:54:44 EST


Clarence was a faithful, loyal donkey. He finally succumbed to a mean case of the kravitz, some scabies, and horse herpes he caught from a whore mare he mounted in West Virginia.

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-19 16:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope PETA carves your heart out with a spork and feeds it to pink salmon.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 14:29:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

Uncalled for.
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Holy shit. Now THAT is comedy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 14:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uncalled for.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-04 14:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-02 22:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-02 18:20:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

but who will succeed this donkey's vacant post?

Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2005-04-02 22:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that donkey sure looks happy to be dead--it's smiling.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-02 21:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-02 21:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I cannot be held responsible for your preconceptions.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome - even without the pope bashing...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-02 18:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

but who will succeed this donkey's vacant post?

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-02 18:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, well done.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-02 18:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-02 17:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

haha I must admit, this did make me laugh...I had my finger all ready to -2 your Pope bashing ass, too....well done!

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Same here.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-02 18:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

horse herpes he caught from a whore mare he mounted in West Virginia.

Ok, I laughed at this line. I admit it

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-04-02 17:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

same as Howie

Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-02 17:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha I must admit, this did make me laugh...I had my finger all ready to -2 your Pope bashing ass, too....well done!


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