Caption Contest (+Uber Directory Camwhore) (1619 hits)
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Submitted by Burn (View user info) at 2005-04-03 18:12:55 EDT
The winning caption will get 10 +2's from me, and 2nd place will recieve 5 +2's. The worst will ultimatly get 5 -2's.
This is also my whoring for the Uber Directory.
User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STAPLED!
DICK!
TO!
REPORT..........
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHVIRGINAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"OK...everyone, line up...it's time to play...connect the zits"!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This hurt my eyes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahhh spots, wonky teeth and grans hair *screams*
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-13 23:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My two tongues are battling for supremacy, and it hurts.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is your last name VerbeKKK?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Guess what guys? I just landed that modelling contract for Clearasil"
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
An angry camwhore for a change... How about a HUGE camwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64243
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice Black heads, Its call soap try using it.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They weren't retalitory -2's, you lost.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How old are you Zitboy....14?
Nice job with the retalitory -2's.
Pray we never meet because I'll rearrange your zits with punches, asshole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's bullshit. Mine was the best...you know it...I know it...Everyone knows it.
Pay up.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1st place...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:27:17 (#)
"Ahhhh Shit! The acne pads are burning my skin!!!"
2nd place...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:09:13 (#)
GIMME DAT NUT!
And the worst?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-03 21:38:42 (#)
I'm gonna buy stock in Clearasil as soon as the market opens tomorrow.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
And now on to slide four titled "semen and tooth decay: One sodomites date with a dentist"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63427
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Insert a COCK, push a coin in the nose after a minute.
If you Don't, I bite.
UGH !!!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
next time tell dad to use the lube before fucking your teen ass on webcam you little slut
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Teenage boy sees own face in mirror after 17 years of living in padded cell.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about
"This is too pitiful to comment"?
Don't count that as an entry. I'll be mighty pissed if one day i wake up with 5 -2's.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-04 01:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Insert cock, thrust, repeat.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-03 22:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is why your parents told you to never eat the mushrooms growing in the front yard.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2005-04-03 21:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:42:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Vote for Pedro."
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Winnah!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-03 21:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna buy stock in Clearasil as soon as the market opens tomorrow.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Hi, I'll be your sub for feminist theories class today. My name is Carol Richards."
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GIMME DAT NUT!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"You were right, Honey, I am a meathead. Not only that, I'm a pompous ass."
Mike Stivic, All in The Family (1971)
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The inexperienced young cottager had a tough time getting his jaws round the invisible mans sizeable cock.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Degreeless' best so far.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an ugly mother fucker.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it
with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a
bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It saved out marriage!
Treehouse of Horror VII
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I've been told that I could easily take three cocks at once...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
I didn't mean in the same orifice you guys!"
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*http://www.tubgirl.com
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.tubgirl.org? Hmm...I wonder wha OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?!
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sucking cock does not make you a fag if you take the money!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
News Today:
Pope is still dead.
Terri Schiavo's still in the news.
Mick Jagger has skin cancer
***
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the clincher.
Don't look for a funny comment from me. I'm not your monkey.
Submitted by stevetherugbyman (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOO! I knew I shouldn't have scratched my balls after using that Extra Strength Bengay!
(Speaking from experience, and yes, that is the face you make when you feel like your testicles are being poached in the boiling waters of hell.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't order pizza
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*the sound of you screaming as you get raped from behind...???*
just a guess.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know the rules of the asylum. Let's have a look under your tongue to see that we swallowed all our meds.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Vote for Pedro."
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
News Today:
Pope is still dead.
Terri Schiavo's still in the news.
Mick Jagger has skin cancer.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The winning caption will get 10 +2's from me, and 2nd place will recieve 5 +2's. The worst will ultimatly get 5 -2's
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think we were all acne ridden teenagers at one point in life.
"They say I eat to many chocolate bars, or that I dont wash my face"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
acutane
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Couple funny ones already, I'm gonna go play halo for a bit, and when I get back I will announce a winner.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Ahhhh Shit! The acne pads are burning my skin!!!"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am Burn- hear me roar.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sees mirror*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/2199/shoveitin9jk.jpg
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"look at me, damnit, I masturbate 6 times a day"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha...and
Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment