Dear Mother Nature (an attempt at a hate post, that will deteroate into whiny bitching) (430 hits)
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Submitted by The W (View user info) at 2005-04-03 18:37:18 EDT
Mother Nature:
You are a fickle ugly bitch.
On behalf of the entire population of Geogia, I would like to say fuck you, and I hope you die a horrible death. I hope all of your most trusted friends sneak up behind you and slit your throat. I hope that George W. Bush claims that you have weapons of mass destruction and declares war on you. I hope that your fat lesbian girlfriend pushes a pillow into your ugly crooked nosed face until you stop squirming, then she cuts off all your limbs and burns them in a vat of acid. I hope you fall into a vat of trucker diarreha and drown.
Do you think its funny what you're doing? Do you find it funny that hundreds of Mexicans a day are dying just trying to wash their piece of shit cars? Do you find it amusing that people with seasonal affect disorder don't know wheither to sleep all day, cry, be happy, shit themselves, run around in circles, or bang their head against the wall? Do you chuckle at people with allergies who don't know weither to cough, sneeze, fart, or BLOW THEIR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH A GLOCK .45?
Did you know that it was reported the other day that it snowed, sleeted, rained, was windy, then sunny and 70 degrees....all on the same fucking day? Did you know it was cold enough not even 12 hours ago to freeze my piss before it even hits the ground, and now its warm enough for the ladies to walk around in short shorts and tank tops? Do you find this funny? Are you pissing yourself laughing?
I'm not. I hope you die. I hope you choke to death on your own vomit after a nasty drinking binge. I hope someone puts ex-lax in your food, and you shit to hard, you pop an anyerism in your brain and bleed to death. I hope someone fucks you in the ass with a hot branding iron.
Until all this happens...MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU ASSHOLE. You want it to be hot...let it be hot. You want it to be cold....be cold. BUT NOT ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY.
Die. No, I didn't spell check. If you don't like it, you can die too.
User Reviews
Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-10 21:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I live in Louisiana... We don't have winter... unless it's in July. Because only that would make sense. I completely sympathize.
I value others' opinions greatly, even if they are dissenting with mine. I suppose it all falls upon whether or not I value the person who the opinion is coming from.
I'll try to disconfirm it, but my words will do nothing.
:)
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-04 00:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I liked it.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-04 00:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like Melbourne.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was pretty fucking poor.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Id love to rape you
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-03 19:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't talk about Mum's like that.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Swing-and-a-miss.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Living in Ohio, I have sympathy, but This was still terrible
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-03 18:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Living in Canada, I have no sympathy. This was terrible.