ZolaOnAol is real BizNatch (1327 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.73 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tatiana Levine <tatianatasha.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-03 20:43:54 EDT
Anaitat789: HEY ZOLA, WHAT IS UP?
ZolaOnAOL: Hi again! What do you do in your spare time?
Anaitat789: I FUCK YOUR DAD.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
ZolaOnAOL: "What do you do in your spare time" seems pretty clear to me.
Anaitat789: are you trying to be a smart ass?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am not trying to be a smart ass. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Anaitat789: yes, well you better be sorry bitch.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: yes you will respond.
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Anaitat789: why do you have to be so difficult Zola?
ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.
Anaitat789: what kind of fucking answer is that?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: why are you starting trouble with me you robotic whore? did i piss on your modem?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: ok, zola i fucking apologize.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: I am sorry Zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?
Anaitat789: Yes I mean it.
ZolaOnAOL: ...
Anaitat789: don't whine about it.
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Anaitat789: you're a loser, you know that?
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loser you know that? No.
Anaitat789: is it possible that you are retarded?
ZolaOnAOL: I suppose it is possible, yes.
Anaitat789: i kind of figured that, i can tell by your lame ass icon.
ZolaOnAOL: Please explain your reasoning.
Anaitat789: i don't have time for this crap.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you very busy right now?
Anaitat789: no you robot whore, i just don't like you.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: yes i know. whatever you mindless twit.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.
Anaitat789: suck my balls and goodbye.
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Anaitat789: you're not, my chatterbot would make me a sandwich and shut the hell up!
ZolaOnAOL: That assumption is only a supposition.
Anaitat789: ASSHOLE.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Anaitat789: goodbye.
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Tatiana. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments. And If I catch your ass on my side of the hood, shits gonna pop off...
User Reviews
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I love your name!
"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, where it's at, where it's at, where it's at, where it's at, now there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go"
PLEASE tell me you are named after that song. It freaking rocks. Best song EVAR!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-14 10:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perhaps if I actually gave you a +2....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-14 10:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read this, but I"m giving you a +2 for this gem:
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-05-13 20:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know why they are afraid. The devil was born Friday the 13th. Her name is Erika, and she is my sister.
that was some funny ass shit.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucktwat
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-04-03 22:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-04-03 22:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You gonna punch Zola in the face at middle school tomorrow?
What juvenile horseshit.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-03 21:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:53:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick a shank in your head.
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I laughed so hard I drooled.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-04-03 21:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilarity!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick a shank in your head.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
-2 Cunt.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If I posted everytime I abused a chatterbot I'd be on MVA. Only post these if they are really funny.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The level of boredom you reached about 20 minutes before you did this was god's way of telling you to just pull the trigger.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW! YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER THINK OF THIS! QUICK, WRITE THE PRESIDENT!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by PeanutButterJellyTime (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MY FIRST POST, BE GENTLE I'M A VIRGIN.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-03 20:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you have a cunt Id like to fill it with aids for you.