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Siren has a nice rack but she should really shave that bush (1418 hits)

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Rating: 0.06 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Gun Smoking Hippy Killer (View user info) at 2005-04-04 02:36:39 EDT



Im in love

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't know you were one of those retribution-rating pussies. See, I didn't rate you so badly because I'm insecure about my life and get seriously hurt when a contentless piece of shit I put on the internet gets a -2; I rated it badly because it sucks.

No, I don't happen to have a bed time. If I did, would that make you any less of a moron? No. Would that make it even funnier that I'm obviously more intelligent than you, even though I'm younger and could perhaps have a 'bed time'? Yes.

Now, go fuck your self. And what's the best thing about knowing that you'll work for me in fifteen years? Doesn't matter, get me a coffee.

Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-04-04 07:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now, if only women outside of Uber were so forward...

"Information? Thanks, let's go at it a few times!"

Submitted by MrFunions (user info) at 2005-04-04 07:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey wait a second what's all this about Siren, you are my sex goddess...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 03:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man, uber girls are so forward.

ok, well, i got this leather swing and some handcuffs. i'm sure we can work it out.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 03:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm jealous. Unfortunately, I'm at work. Thanks for the info, though! I wouldn't mind doin you a few times for payment!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 03:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have it...i suggested a long shitty way of getting it, but if you have broadband and AIM, i could just send it over.

just ask and it's yours.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 03:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But for some reason, I can picture Mike saying "Zap Rowsdower."

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 03:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy shit balls. I have no clue what that is. ?.

I'm so ashamed.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yep, i made an mst3k post, but learned early on that it wasn't hip in uberville.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/52183

hell, even the one guy who said he watched MST3k said he didn't know the subject of the post. it was like a double niche post....multiple niches.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm actually being fucked plenty these days. I'm in need of nothing, let me tell you.

Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just admit it, you'd love it if I fucked your ass off.

all girls need it,

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD!! PEN NAME IS AN MST3K FAN!!! *multiple orgasms*

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And I thought you loved me for my mind!!!

*cries*

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who's the cat that gets all the girls

MITCHEL!

they say that mitchel is one bad

shut you mouth

just talking about MITCHEL!

Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if you were able to shave that in it then you should know there's too much pube and not enough bacon showing

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 02:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But I shaved GSHK in it just for you... :(


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