Uberdirectory pic coming straight at you from the nation's Capitol. (1215 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.31 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2005-04-04 06:20:24 EDT
I'm a beautiful man...I know. Slightly suicidal this morning, since I have to study my face off for some training shit, and the sox won.
So i'm dating this girl. I like her a lot, but she's a yankees fan. A legit fan, knows her shit, and loves the yankees. Hates the red sox.
I on the other hand, love the redsox, hate the yankees, and despise everyone who thinks it is ok to like them.
Do I break up with her? I think i will, or say "the only way i'll stay with you is if you convert to Red Sox fandom.
Without further ado, I present to you me, in all my glory.
Go Sox.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your friends look damn weird.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-04-21 16:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
that's me on the right.
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God, you're hot!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-21 16:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was playing MVP2005 last night, and in the game, they call the green jersey you're wearing the "St. Patricks Day" jersery, swear to christ.
YOu'd think they'd know it's the "Patriot's Day" game jersey...
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-04-21 16:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's me on the right.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 13:31:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a dangerous prospect to date a yankee fan. sure, it can be done, but you got to think of the future. what if you married this chick and had a kid. imagine what would happen if that kid sided with mom and became a yankee fan.
it sickens me just to think about it.
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i don't need to imagine what would happen. i already know.
domestic assault and child abuse. that's what'd happen.
i like her, but i love the sox more. i'm torn.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
red sox suck. go yanks, go blue devils.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 13:31:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a dangerous prospect to date a yankee fan. sure, it can be done, but you got to think of the future. what if you married this chick and had a kid. imagine what would happen if that kid sided with mom and became a yankee fan.
it sickens me just to think about it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 13:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a dangerous prospect to date a yankee fan. sure, it can be done, but you got to think of the future. what if you married this chick and had a kid. imagine what would happen if that kid sided with mom and became a yankee fan.
it sickens me just to think about it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-04 13:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and actually I think they were 6-1 when i went to bed.
I can't remember last night and I didn't even drink.
Stupid Tylenol PM
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-04 13:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:40:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Before I saw the first review I thought "wow they were 6-0, how did they win?"
damn you and your tom foolery.
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I mean 'when i went to bed'
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
truly, your name IS tim
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO YANKEES WOOO!!...err, i mean YAY TIM!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Straight Outta Compton.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before I saw the first review I thought "wow they were 6-0, how did they win?"
damn you and your tom foolery.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very cute pic of you Tim.
My boyfriend is a diehard Sox fan and I'm a diehard Yankees fan. We bust each other's chops, but it's all in good fun.
Besides, it makes things interesting. If you really like her, don't throw her away over sports.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have submitted the white smiley face dude, as yourself.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look a little pale Tim, you should get out a bit more, like the guy in the middle with the Sox jersey...
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-04-04 07:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you're in London then ?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-04 07:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i may be chronically obese, but at least i'm photogenic, right?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-04-04 07:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is actually a great picture of you. I just want to hug ya.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-04 06:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah great, straight in to lavish praise on Tim but MY BIRTHDAY POST is ignored AS IS MY BABY PICTURE.
I'd do ya.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-04 06:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim, you handsome stud you!!!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-04 06:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and by won, i mean lost.