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(Camwhore) Hey Williamson, I'll level the playing field... (1626 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.35 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-04 08:45:37 EDT


You got the monies Arnold says him. What I say. I got the video card memory you got the monies?












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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-01 06:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

like the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 06:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, he says, to me, a girl, and then complains that I called him by a girl's name. Well, Janice, suck it up. No, I'm sorry, that's being aggressive and pseudo witty again, isn't it? When really all I'm doing is playing on the popularity of a well-known tv show. (Do you get TV - television -where you live?)


Now, if this feels kind of snarky, it is.


I've just realised that you're relegating me to the clandestine status of "mistress" with your use of your alter for our conversations.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahahahaha



Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY WILDMAN


forensic I haven't a clue, I'm sorry

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't play coy Misser! U know Y!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

does the carpet match the drapes?

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:03:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Leik OMG ur soooooo fat
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why would you say that?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is why the Berlin air-lift should have never been started

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Leik OMG ur soooooo fat

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just for men

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Like a meaner version of Andrew Lofthouse.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

RETAL -2 FAG

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-23 22:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're old, and a bastard!

You... old bastard!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-10 21:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good old Dang.... uh, Arnie

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-13 22:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good Camwhore, but is it large enough...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64243

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-11 22:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i just did a google search and found my name here.

haha i crack myself up.

<masturbates>
<ejaculates on keyboard>
<rubs self in various fluids>

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-07 15:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

loving the comments today!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Big weekend. Teh Reds are coming off a two week not-losing-streak (1 win, 1 bye).

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha! A master manipulator hey? I hate to say it but that boy is sounding more and more like me all the time. Never fear, when he gets older he should be a major contributor in any footy team that he is part of!

Go the TAHS! woohoo! Fuck I need to stop getting on here when I'm drunk like last night. I just read the reviews on my camwhore!



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're right, I should tell him now... but he's asleep... no, better I tell him now than he work it out for himself in those awkward teenage years. I'll wake him and say, "Listen, you're shite. Sure, I know your brother's naturally handy in all manner of sports, it's his birthright, as an Australian. What? Well, you're the anomaly. Yes he could hit tennis balls over the roof as a three year old when we played cricket in the backyard, and he's better looking than you, we all know that, and everybody says he has that sensitive jock thing going on like that guy from American Pie... but you're smarter than him - and younger. Look at the way he always ends up picking up all your toys while you manage to avoid it. You manipulate him, and we love that about you. Now, go to bed, if I've told you once I've told you a million times, it's late and you should be asleep. Consider yourself grounded, buddy. No, don't argue.. just get to sleep. What's that? You want Teddy, okay, here he is, must of fallen out of bed, night sweet."

Thanks Sphagnum

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:50:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck. How do I prepare him for that??

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The only way would be to work with him everyday and make him the best goalkeeper the world has ever seen.

Either that or get him into counselling early!


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck. How do I prepare him for that??

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:37:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

It looks like there is every possibility that you are a Volvo driving Soccer mum!

Am I right?
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Hey! I'm the coach, Bastard-Face!! The little bloke with the square head is one of mine, and at halftime I'd have to pay him to stay in goal. His brother is a natural talent, but this guy lacks... motivation.

Saab.. well, used too.

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I remember the good old days, down to the park on Saturday mornings for Soccer! Oranges at half time, whipping a team 10 nil one week, getting thrashed 10 nil the next.

I was more like the young fella on the right.. "We need you to be the goalkeeper Sphag, there just isn't another position on the field that will accomodate "skills" like yours."

Now I know what they really meant *sobs*

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

It looks like there is every possibility that you are a Volvo driving Soccer mum!

Am I right?
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Hey! I'm the coach, Bastard-Face!! The little bloke with the square head is one of mine, and at halftime I'd have to pay him to stay in goal. His brother is a natural talent, but this guy lacks... motivation.

Saab.. well, used too.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It looks like there is every possibility that you are a Volvo driving Soccer mum!

Am I right?

And to the moron who can't believe this gets a positive rating, it's a camwhore champ.

All legitimate camwhore's deserve a positive rating !

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everyday I get closer my friend!


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-05 16:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how the hell did this get over a 0 rating?

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's not Danger, Thorpe, that's me. You, see, Danger's MY alter. It was a cunning and dastardly masterstoke, creating my alter months before joining Uber myself. *rubs hands together fiendishly*
I know, I know, *nodding head knowingly* you're thinking, "My God! That's BRILLIANT!!"

There IS no Danger, Thorpe, or time-machine, or even a Carindale.

MU-HA-HA-HA! MU-HA-HA-HA!! MU-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear I've seen you in the Carindale carpark grabbing little kids

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-04-04 16:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-04 12:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad you could resize this.


Is that why you quit for a while? To go to pic resize school?

Sheesh.
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Don't be so stupid Rad. I was at how-to-post-a-pic school...
smart-arse.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-04 13:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're cute.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-04 12:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Your children have square heads...so +2 for you!
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It ought to be +2 for his wife for squirting out the little square-headed weiners.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-04 12:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad you could resize this.


Is that why you quit for a while? To go to pic resize school?

Sheesh.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-04 11:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children

=================

The perfect caption for this pic.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-04-04 11:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:41:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children

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This comment made it all worthwhile, thanks for the laugh Sass


Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:48:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children
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hahahaha
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I... THINK... Sassmasterr is referencing a particular review here, and if he is, it's even funnier than you lot realise. I'd +2 your Sass, masterr, but I can't... I think. God, I should've seen this coming..

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay arnie! you're back.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children
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hahahaha

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children

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This comment made it all worthwhile, thanks for the laugh Sass


Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ATTN GREY HAIRZ

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Your children have square heads...so +2 for you!
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Well, they ARE German...

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children
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You win - better than mine by a mile. :)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crouching Pedophile, Hidden Children

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your children have square heads...so +2 for you!

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:33:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Taa daa
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Taa daa?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Taa daa

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You rule.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice georges clooney hairs

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't know why this guy makes me laugh.


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