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Who will be next Pope? (451 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.32 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sachi Honzo (View user info) at 2005-04-04 09:21:18 EDT


Dionigi Tettamanzi (Italy) 11 - 4 odds. id say hes the one.
Francis Arinze (Nigeria) 11 - 4 odds .
Cardinal Oscar Rodriguez Maradiaga 9 - 2 odds.
Joseph Ratzinger (Germany) 7 - 1 odds.
Are the top 4
others are.
Keith O Brien (Scotland) 20 - 1 my favorite.
Jean-Marie Lustiger (France) 20 - 1 What??
Cormac Murphy-O'Connor (UK) 33 - 1 maybe?
Cardinal Edward Cassidy (Australia) 80 - 1
Cardinal Edward Clancy (Australia) 100 - 1


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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-04-04 12:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm all for Cardinal Ambrozic, the Archbishop of Toronto. We need a Canadian pope.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 11:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ALL of them, Blitzkrieg Bob...all of them.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-04-04 11:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just got back from vacation and I hate you.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder how many heads that Guido Sarducci crack will go over.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Father Guido Sarducci at 1,000,000 to 1.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 10:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i want a woman pope

pape

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The Italian guy will get it.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who gives a fuck ?

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone from the Middle East most probably.

The rapid growth of Islam worries them, and they will try to stop it.



word.

Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:23:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't know but the messiah will be the person who doesn't give a shit about this
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:22:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Some old ass white man?


You know I'm fucking right.
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Whoever it is will only contune to preech bullshit.

Like this post.

What ever.

Submitted by Sachi (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought your mom was going to be the pope.


Let's bring back the your momma joke!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jeez

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't know but the messiah will be the person who doesn't give a shit about this

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Me - 4534564560982346926398 & 1/2 - 1.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Some old ass white man?


You know I'm fucking right.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, please God... don't let the pope have my last name.

Good that he's at 80-1. I hope it stays that way.


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