Anything and Everything About Shlongy - A Masterpiece (913 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.88 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-04-04 15:26:09 EDT
Shlongy's real name is Hector A. Guerrera. In-depth research on the internet has found nothing on his middle name. "Asshole", perhaps?
Shlongy enjoys Lean Pockets as his favorite snack, ham and cheese to be exact. Cheez-Its are a must also.
He lives in a quiet adobe hut, to allow wireless data to penetrate the mud much quicker, making a 14.4bps connection into a staggering 56k.
Please, post your comments about Shlongy here, as he will be making this post one of his favorites that he will frequently check upon.
We already know that WhatTheHell thinks of Shlongy in the last possible second before ejaculating onto his BarbieDoll collection, so please, WTH, no comments.
User Reviews
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I find shlongy's witty banter amusing...
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-06 16:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really fucking hate Zoidberg. He came at all my old posts with good ratings with -2's.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't stand the ballsy mofo at first, but he's kind of grown on me in the last few weeks.
What can I say, I think I'd actually miss the egomaniac if he left.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-05 05:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
I find it hilarious how everyone spells it with a C in it.
Schlongy is old. <--- My Comment.
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'Middle-aged', Thorpe - middle-aged..
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-05 05:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was the dumb
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about 60/40 against the "c". Uber took an exit poll.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I find it hilarious how everyone spells it with a C in it.
Schlongy is old. <--- My Comment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I NOT give this a +2?
Not for the humor factor because , let's face the facts, there really wasn't very much of that.
But for the subject matter.
I believe that this is Maximus' 2nd Shlongy tribute....but if you really get to work on it, Maxi, you can catch up to WTH- he's up to around 10, I think. (Which is really gay)
Thanks for the "shout out".
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's masterpiece is something along the lines of 3 or 4 thousand camel hairs tightly woven into a seemly hairpiece.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Shlongy is funny, the witty banter between him and Adam is always good wholesome fun. Well maybe it is a little less witty banter and more deep seeded hatred, but funny none the less
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I was Shlongy so I could live in a mud hut.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
um, will there be any quasi-factual information posted here about Shlongy?
Such as golf, poker, Mrs. Shlongy's alleged hotness, and Rancid?
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-04 16:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok Schlongy might kick ass, but what about Shlongy?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-04 16:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Schlongy kicks ass.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think shlongy's a pretty fucking funny guy, actually. crass, yes....but witty as balls.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh, I just think he tends to be a miserable prick at times. Probably not a bad guy, just an asshole.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HOLY SHIT WTH DID SOMETHING FUNNY! Seriously, that was great. Plus 1 for the comment.
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha that comment is pretty good. Never would have expected it.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I was Schlongy I would wear that hat with RANCID written on it at all times.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best review in a week.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:28:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment