Uberdirectory pic...you know the drill (3387 hits)
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Submitted by Karen (View user info) at 2005-04-04 17:30:11 EDT
I'm on the right.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 06:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna need a more recent camwhore to decide if I fancy you or not.
*Taps foot impatiently*
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a cutie...
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-06-27 03:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lookin good
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's looking for more pictures he can claim are his internet girlfriend.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-21 02:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what made jax dig this up
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 02:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You and your friends would make great target practice for my cock.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-09 01:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come back, your writings are missed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-09 00:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you from?
Submitted by Jutsin (user info) at 2005-06-07 03:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice wallpaper in the background, eh?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-08 19:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have to admit, I think you are very cute, but I'm married so it really doesn't matter what I think.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-08 02:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It'll fit.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-08 00:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Karen.
Whos the chick on the left with the Jim Carey Grin, is it actually Jim Carey?
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-07 11:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You used to live in Louisiana didn't you? I think you are friends with my little sister.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-06 23:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
omgaslursohotwilubmygf?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-06 22:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a/s/how much to rape you?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-06 20:33:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute pic.
I'm guessing you are all around 16-17.
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thats just creepy
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whats that? someone decent looking on ubersite!?! wait, thats not you... its your friend.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-06 21:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my god. You three are so fucking beautiful. I want to make a love connection online with you and massage your feet while you read alout from a thousand year old book of erotic stories. I would be a great boyfriend! a/s/l?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-06 20:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute pic.
I'm guessing you are all around 16-17.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
put this photo on http://www.stickbitches.com or http;//www.headlikeahorsebodylikearake.com
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't deserve to be most heated
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-04-06 14:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing you are pretty familiar with "the drill" yourself. Slut.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your dumb ass really puts the "special" in specialk.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-06 13:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the 2 on the right look like siamese twins.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i WOULDN'T do ya...
in the ear.
but i'd fuck all three you in the butt, mouth, vag, between the toes, etc.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-04-06 06:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's a lot better than your other picture.
so...can we still call you?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-06 06:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I shall be thinking about you all later.
<ejects a little pre-cum>
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell Id do ya, Well hell id do all three of you.....
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why not, I'll take one for the team. Lube up ladies Williams here.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-04-06 03:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hi, I'm here for the gang bang...
Submitted by Scatherm (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, the one on MY RIGHT looks like she pissed herself .
Oh well. -2
Submitted by Scatherm (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks like you pissed your pants.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck you. All three of you. At the same time.
I dig that sort of thing.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-04-05 19:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:46:29 (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus Christ, can't any of you oversexed Uberers get a real woman?
The only reason this is here is so that she can read about how much you all want to do her.
Get lives men.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-05 19:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're no Kristen.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 18:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow a pic of three 9th grade chicks goes most heated?
how sad
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-04-05 17:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blue-est jeans EVAR
+2 for being buff
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you got a big peener.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd rate you about 5-7 shots of vodka. I'll even leave the lights on, too.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aren't y'all cute! Would you mind sending me some of your blood? I'm working on a "youth serum." It's not for me, it's for... my friend. Yeah.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to further darken your image of Americans, you get a -2
Eventually the bulemia will ruin your teeth!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
you ever been fucked with a corpse's leg?
;)
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This is the funniest goddamned reply ever.
The wink seals it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:47:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
so you're the horsefaced bitch the other 2 hang out with so they'll look better in comparison?
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going to have buttsex with that girl in the middle. without lube.
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Karen you have a cute fac but eat some fucking mayonaise. you are so fucking skinny I would be afraid to fuck you for fear of breaking your skinny ass in two.
But you are fucking cute as a button and look liek you like the dick in your mouth. Am I right?
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2005-04-05 11:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is that girl on the left writing? is it about ME!!!? Probably a Fun Pad with invisible ink...to write SECRETS!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup ... I'd fuck em ALL in the mouth, and then switch to their ass.... I hear chicks like this like that shit ?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:34:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
www.jailbait.com
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-05 06:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are all beautiful, I hope you are enjoying it.
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2005-04-05 05:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the one in the middle is hot, the other two...horsey faced goon girls
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who's taking notes in the background. i think that's the key to everything. we need maginifaction of the upper left quadrant and image sharpening.
whoa...i just became tom clancy for a second.
ok. i'm better.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When you get your boobs, show them to me.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Karen you look very young. Please don't read the comments by the twisted old men.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:24:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:46:29 (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus Christ, can't any of you oversexed Uberers get a real woman?
The only reason this is here is so that she can read about how much you all want to do her.
Get lives men.
............
but i do want to do her.
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Pawned.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig it, lank.
Submitted by SyntaxZero (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd do the hand in the left corner.
mmmmmm, that my kinda hand.
the chick on the left could join in too.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, the one in the middle has something... sorry.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say.... how about some topless photos, but then realized.... Those are topless photos.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:46:29 (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus Christ, can't any of you oversexed Uberers get a real woman?
The only reason this is here is so that she can read about how much you all want to do her.
Get lives men.
............
but i do want to do her.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a pretty girl.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All three of you are pretty sexy.
But this is still a no content camwhore.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Jesus Christ, can't any of you oversexed Uberers get a real woman?
The only reason this is here is so that she can read about how much you all want to do her.
Get lives men.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum! You're cute. Of course, I would take either of your friends, too. Or all three. It really doesn't matter. Those other two chicks are going to be really pissed off when they find out you threw their pictures up on this site, though. And that's funny.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys all need to calm the hormones down and be a little more respectful.
That being said I want to jack off on your stomach.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you ever been fucked with a corpse's leg?
;)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the simple truth is that I'd love to nail ya.
statutory smatchutory...we could go to france, or mexico...or some african country where they hit each other with sticks and marry off their women after first menstruation.
i would bring you to hillary duff concerts...i'd buy you pokemon cards. we'd drive to chucky cheese and i'd get you mr. cheese's autograph.
i <3 you and your midriff shirt. let's make babies.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd totally hit the chick in the middle
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Karen, you are an attractive YOUNG lady. My advice, no sex till your done with college, even if the dude is a rich, football pro with memorized shakespeare on his tongue, a cell phone full of celebrity numbers in his pocket, and your FAVORITE flavor of Bicardi Breezer in his Brown Paper Sack.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-04-04 20:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:44:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52985
You know you want me.
SideburnsIAm on aim.
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Dude, shes like 12.
..And you say you're 18, eh Karen? Eh? ..Eh?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone on the far left is trying to take your order: "Ok that was three Jack and Cokes? Oh Diet Coke- why didn't I guess that-." mumble mumble.
(btw, the word "drill" does come to mind. Love three-for-one specials.)
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
somebody get that anorexic bitch a burrito
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you're the horsefaced bitch the other 2 hang out with so they'll look better in comparison?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm, a Latina sandwich, delicious!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52985
You know you want me.
SideburnsIAm on aim.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those pockets throw me for a loop.
Figured you didn't need another "UR HAWTTT" comment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He's putting in his "Beaver to go" order.
"I'll take one brunette - shaved, with a side order of blonde virgin, with a some fine little blond pubes, to go, please. And a diet vanilla Coke."
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what is that person writing?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute girl. And being only 20, I think I can safely say that without being put on the FBIs pedophile watch list.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
given the opportunity, i'd put my peener in ya
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can lick my forehead.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so what are you three ladies doing later tonight?
did you know i have a 6-inch tongue?
Submitted by BedOfHog (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get into the sun.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-04-04 18:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Slight bulge-age. +1.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you'd get it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Personally, I never heard of you but it looks like you're around 19...perfect age for some Shlongy lovins.
So...You like anal?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who is on the left diligently taking notes, and what are they jotting down?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Safe as fuck, you knows it.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Posing with hot friends does not make you look better.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can all four of us bang?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Hold each other a little closer...that's it...
All three of you are really pretty, is what I was getting at.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still can't get over the fact that you thought bonsai kittens were for real.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
w0000 +1 streak!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want the one in the middle. Just my type.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well I had all intentions of giving this a minus 2 until i actually saw the pic... I'd Do ya.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
www.jailbait.com
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do ya.
With a proper examination and tests first of course.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How old are you?
17
18? All right!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-04 17:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would that be your right or our right?