someone created an alter to -2 all of my posts without comments/same comments. (761 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2005-04-04 19:06:06 EDT
Everything you ever wanted to know about testy
User id: 17543
Registered on or around: 2005-03-24 15:32:22
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# Reviews written: 11
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what fucking losers. you create an account to lower my overall rating? LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.
if i gave two shits about my account i would, i don't know, try on a post?
all you do is put my old posts back on the MRR so everybody has to click and see what the deal is.
you have accomplished the exact opposite of what you have set out to achieve.
in your quest to weaken me, i have only become stronger.
the more recognition i recieve, the more i will lovingly come back to this site no matter how bad the berates and continue to raise your stress levels, over this.
also, please keep believing whatever you want. i'm an alter/not an alter, that's my real picture, whatever, just make sure you respond to me. respond respond respond.
it should be obvious by now that i am trying to expose you to what a normal, retarded shitfuck post that makes most heated in two days looks like. douglas's attempt to berate me and fellow uberers would have gone largely unnoticed if it weren't for me and solely me. but why do i continue to post shit myself? no one listens. you still respond to anyone who throws out an exaggerated opinion or sense of self that is anything remotely unlike your own. thank god for anonymity!
the point of this being that bart is too weak-willed of a moderator to stand up and make a criteria for this website, such as 10 posts with an average score of .5 or better until your ratings take effect. it wouldn't filter out all the spammers, but it would be like a guard dog sitting in front of the house. just a suggestion.
everyone is also requesting that i stop posting my camwhore every single time, so i have decided to give you something more stimulating for your mind than usual.
User Reviews
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
charisma
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:41:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey fat-ass, your parents are calling. Dinner is ready.
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hahahahahah im sorry man this is funny
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
intelligence
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dont' care
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-06 17:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stamina
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LIKE I GIVE A FUCK
you clearly do.
you are a gimp.
Submitted by TragicKingdom (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
....nerd.....
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 18:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm done.
you only get 1 heat point and 1 go on the MRR for all these replies, before you start going on one.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 18:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CRAMMED with fuckery.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 18:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean like, a REALLY big Nugget.
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 18:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then again you are a fucknugget.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63284
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-05 18:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Yes, thats right, I gave you a fcuking plus two.
Anybody reviewing this deserves a -2. I mean, com on Uber, this guys even TELLS YOU that this is simple internet trolling, and y'all still respond:-
"it should be obvious by now that i am trying to expose you to what a normal, retarded shitfuck post that makes most heated in two days looks like. douglas's attempt to berate me and fellow uberers would have gone largely unnoticed if it weren't for me and solely me. but why do i continue to post shit myself? no one listens. you still respond to anyone who throws out an exaggerated opinion or sense of self that is anything remotely unlike your own. thank god for anonymity!"
The only thing that I really disagree with here is that I think I would've made most heated regardless. throw in some token insults and put 'Carol Richards' in the title and it's a surefire winner.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pick fucker!
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I kinda liked this one, good meglomanic feel, a couple good points.
made me laugh. I like laughing.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am still anxious to see the first post this guy rates positively.
I don't think his mom hugged him enough growing up.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you mind terribly if I murdered you?
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
someone hurry! tell me how fat i am again before i start gaining confidence! or better yet, stop making fun of the picture because it's not me, and you are all sheep
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i come back to see that everyone is still absolutely retarded. oh look, people made fun of the picture again. i swear to god i get deja vu every time i look at a past post. well, i tried to help, but obviously you are all too stupid to realize the real point to this, so i will continue on
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-05 10:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THE NEW IMPROVED DR. SHABBAZ!!!
Comes with 20% more criticism of Uber! 33% more camping of his own posts! But wait, there's more!
NOW WITH LIMITED EDITION 60% MORE PIG!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-05 07:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it should be obvious by now that i am trying to expose you to what a normal, retarded shitfuck post that makes most heated in two days looks like.
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"shitfuck," huh?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not me. shabazz is a funny word.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey fat-ass, your parents are calling. Dinner is ready.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:11:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're finally getting it uber.
respond to what truly motivates and inspires you, not this garbage
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listen to him.(even though he did post this..)
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking crybaby.
If all you care about is a stupid rating, you might want to kill yourself now, because after this post of yours, I will probably -2 you for life!
Just so you will kill yourself.
-2 DIE!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you again, and why do you whine so much?
You're fucking picture is everywhere.
Please go away, or at least post something other than a post about posting.
Dear bloody Christ, you're an ass...
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's just a number...
you realize this just bought you a shitload more -2s, if you do care that much.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So....you don't want your ratings to count? Sounds like a plan to me.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a mon-chi-chi. It's an early 80's thing.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you gonna cry now?
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude i am gonna go and -2 all your posts right now
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you set a world record yet for actually eating your own ass?
Seems like something you would do.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess it's better than somebody who creates an account to start meaningless little bitch fights on the internet.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:32:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. Turn your speakers up and turn the page.....
http://crapoartworks.frandt.com/Yourpost/Results3.html
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Oh gosh that is the best prank evar. As if nobody would catch onto the inconspicuous -2 and your subtle suggestion to turn up the speakers. And the sound itself? Genius.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-04 21:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:42:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
The Vegas Line on Dr.Shabazz's death
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2:1 - He is rejected by a woman for the umpteenth time, goes gay and contracts Aids.
4:1 - Found dead at his keyboard. In an effort to become the "Ultimate Dark Knight" on Everquest 2, he goes without sleep, food and water during a marathon 8 day run.
7:1 - He becomes the next Terry Schaivo when a mild stroke, onset from lack of blood to the brain during a furious masturbation session, puts him into a coma. There are no objections when his feeding tube is removed.
10:1 - He accidentally hangs himself while trying out a new way to masturbate.
12:1 - He hangs himself for real.
1,000,000,000,000,000:1 - He has a heart attack during sex with a heterosexual woman he did not pay to sleep with.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" - He dies of anorexcia.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The Vegas Line on Dr.Shabazz's death
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2:1 - He is rejected by a woman for the umpteenth time, goes gay and contracts Aids.
4:1 - Found dead at his keyboard. In an effort to become the "Ultimate Dark Knight" on Everquest 2, he goes without sleep, food and water during a marathon 8 day run.
7:1 - He becomes the next Terry Schaivo when a mild stroke, onset from lack of blood to the brain during a furious masturbation session, puts him into a coma. There are no objections when his feeding tube is removed.
10:1 - He accidentally hangs himself while trying out a new way to masturbate.
12:1 - He hangs himself for real.
1,000,000,000,000,000:1 - He has a heart attack during sex with a heterosexual woman he did not pay to sleep with.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Two seconds after this photo was taken, the digital camera was eaten.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit whining, fatass.
I have a fan club who takes ALL of my posts and turns them into shitfests...and I'm not even a total loser like you!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. Turn your speakers up and turn the page.....
http://crapoartworks.frandt.com/Yourpost/Results3.html
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That happened to me once. The person created a profile ONLY to -2 five of my posts, never to be seen again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you give a fuck enough to post about blockhead
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
coming from the guy who could have killed a whole family of people on the road when you were driving drunk, yeah thanks i didn't realize that (sarcasm mode off)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You realize, don't you, that if Bart did enforce a rule of at least 10 posts with a .5 average...that none of your shit would count?
Only a -1 this time because this was actually one of your best posts. I think because it was short.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-04-04 19:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're finally getting it uber.
respond to what truly motivates and inspires you, not this garbage