Because Siren asked me to cam whore myself... (693 hits)
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Submitted by MrFunions (View user info) at 2005-04-04 22:27:08 EDT
This one's for all you bitches in the uber directory...
so without further ado..
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 04:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell is this crap?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can only say one thing to this...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Submitted by MrFunions (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like wild monkeys Herpes, Like wild monkeys.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it takes forever to review every post on the front page.
dude...a couple +2's of your other hand is coping a feel.
oh siren your song....argggggggggggggg
HA. i got ear muffs! psyche!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys did it... didn't you?
Submitted by MrFunions (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say? I lived with the elves.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a duck?
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Hahahahaha!!!! Good call, my man.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
kaos: "I'm actually surprised at all the people that are willing to put their pictures up here on ubersite."
no shit, dude. uber is my little secret. i don't need some bastard seeing my mug and passing on my post about arthurian tampon extrication...or porn star greatness.
I'm a good boy, I am.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are a duck?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Kaos, yeah, that's me. A horrible, disgusting, tomboyish, fat, ugly, pale, frizzy haired pic. of me that was not approved for the public eye. But, thanks for wanting to do me anyway. We may be able to work out an Indecent Proposal type deal."
this is the last time i kiss your ass tonight, but this is unbelievably not true. women are so delusional.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"A horrible, disgusting, tomboyish, fat, ugly, pale, frizzy haired pic. of me"
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Shut up. Looks like you're on vacation. Whatever...
It's the glasses and the hoodie that does it for me.
You're other picture was cute, too.
I'm actually surprised at all the people that are willing to put their pictures up here on ubersite.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
like i said, not enough pictures of her online. they don't capture her inner siren.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit balls!!! Yeah, I look nothing like that glowingly beautiful woman.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and i just realized that almost sounded like an insult...haha...to rectify, be aware that your sufficiently bangable
...doable...whatever
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
totally...but it isn't a strong resemblance...i couldn't find a pic that captured it online. i'd have to rent doc hollywood and do a screen capture where she is giving an appropriate smile, facing left...her left.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zoid, you're an idiot. There is nothing wrong with his teeth. Apparently there IS something wrong with your vision. Back off before I fuck you up... somehow. *thinking*
Kaos, yeah, that's me. A horrible, disgusting, tomboyish, fat, ugly, pale, frizzy haired pic. of me that was not approved for the public eye. But, thanks for wanting to do me anyway. We may be able to work out an Indecent Proposal type deal.
Pen_name, is this person you speak of hot? I'll IMDB it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm a little tea psot short and stout...here is my handle(pen_name) here is my snout(too unique to be expressed in words.)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sorry dude...your psot. i should have directed it to you, dude.
dude.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
definately less garofolo-ish in this pic.
but now you got a julie warner thing going....the doc hollywood version...not the tommy boy one.
as for the dude...looks like he's just a dude.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plaque
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who's the chick with you?
Is that Siren?
I love dorky girls.
Will she sleep with me?
I'll treat her right in the morning...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im talking about those enormous jagged tusks sticking out of his deformed mouth
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give you a plus one for having the balls...
And I'm pretty sure I want to bang Siren.
Submitted by EmuParrotCock (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The girl you're with is cute. She looks a ltitle bit like Natasha Lyonne.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I care, and wtf are you talking about bucked teeth?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your highest rated post is a .08
So why is it you think anyone would give a shit about you and your buck teeth Mr Ed?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you drunk right now?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! That's a horrible picture, you goober!!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:38:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nest time someone tells you to do something, tell them to fuck off and ave us all the embarrasment
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Good one Dad.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-04 23:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok...So who is the tall kid with the ears next to ya?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cool
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Save us all...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nest time someone tells you to do something, tell them to fuck off and ave us all the embarrasment.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Camwhore!
Submitted by MrFunions (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow that pictures a lot bigger than i thought it would be. hmm i'm pretty pale too. Oh well