Uberdirectory + cows, danielh (2834 hits)
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Submitted by daniel <daniel.at.writerspacemail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-05 00:11:16 EDT
I've never given anyone what the cows are posting, but still. That's my hurricane-Ivan-busted pier and Wolf Bay in background, and beyond that the real world. I seldom venture there. I have you guys and crazed tourists to amuse me- that's a redundant statement.
User Reviews
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-09-17 15:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-17 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:28:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know BonJovi was an Uber member. Awesome!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Clash shirt.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know BonJovi was an Uber member. Awesome!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
,
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-08-27 13:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
IT'S THE BEASTMASTER!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-24 20:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
someone's on crack.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-24 20:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit that.
The cows, I mean. Or maybe the hurricane. Either/or.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-24 20:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got a pretty mouth on you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-26 05:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here.
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/default.htm
Click listen, I know, I know, yer not retarded...
request BRMC on a weekday after 6 pm and they'll be more than happy to play it for you. They make a lot of noise for 3 peeps - bit like The White Stripes, but different somehow - numerically...
My, those swamp creatures sure are a patient/cautious lot..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-14 01:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67383
Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-14 00:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-01 02:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blows me out man ,you are the image of a mate of mine from years ago when we lived on commune and done the "hippy trip", fuck they were the days.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-04-19 06:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Shit, It's Satan! I'm Going To Capitalize Every Single Fucking Word I Write In This Comment! Because Satan Said To! Hail Satan, Master Of The Jell-O Bowl...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats some blue eyes you have there mister
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-16 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, I was just going to say that kre8trix!!!
Actually, I was going to be all clever and say:
Bon Jovi called; They want their Bon Jovi back.
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Oh my god that's funny... Cool look you have there my friend. I tried to pull it off myself for 5 whole years before I realised it didn;t look good on me and was frightening girls away. That's when I cut myself a mowhawk.
on a side note you look like my uncle Jeff.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*dreamy voice*
"Yes master, I hear you in my mind. What is thy bidding?"
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-16 09:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have in fact read Atlas Shrugged and all the fiction published by Rand (plus all the known non-fiction). I said at the beggining that it wasn't serious, but I got a lot of -2s from people who didn't realize that and in turn got offended that someone thought their crazy leftist band supports capitalism.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-06 23:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apart from being Steven Tylers kid you also look like what i would picture Paris Hilton to look like if she started taking male hormones. You have her nose, her tan, and those "come fuck me" eyes
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, Steven Tyler has bastard children all over the place.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-05 19:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
All I know is I wouldn't kick ya outta bed..
Unless you withhold sex, then all bets are off.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-05 16:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you the one that left me that message?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I get more of a Nikki Sixx vibe from you.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERES THE BEEF!?!?!?
HA HA, GET IT?????
.........
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!
.......
I like soap?
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-05 10:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 10:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-05 10:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 because if I saw you on the street at night I would run away.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-05 10:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:54:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm coming over, we're gong fishing.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig the look you have going on!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I get more of a Nikki Sixx vibe from you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get more of a Nikki Sixx vibe from you.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm coming over, we're gong fishing.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you even more now that I've seen your camwhore. You look like you know what you are talking about, and if you don't know what you are talking about, people will give you what information you need from them. I look the same way. +2 Motherfucker.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I know is I wouldn't kick ya outta bed..
Unless you withhold sex, then all bets are off.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the eighties called, they want you back ASAP.
cool postcard.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:15:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 07:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that tree rooted in the water or is it sneaking up on you? Maybe it's one of those swap creatures that didn't know how to swim, why have you offended swamp creatures? Is it the hair? It's the hair isn't it.
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BEWARE the Swap Creatures! They're conniving bastards and before you know it you'll be wearing a Blink 182 T-shirt and holding a 'Having Fun in Bali' postcard. Check yer six!!
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Hahahaha.. quit making me laugh, you two! I have strep throat and it HURTS.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 07:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that tree rooted in the water or is it sneaking up on you? Maybe it's one of those swap creatures that didn't know how to swim, why have you offended swamp creatures? Is it the hair? It's the hair isn't it.
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BEWARE the Swap Creatures! They're conniving bastards and before you know it you'll be wearing a Blink 182 T-shirt and holding a 'Having Fun in Bali' postcard. Check yer six!!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-05 07:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that tree rooted in the water or is it sneaking up on you? Maybe it's one of those swap creatures that didn't know how to swim, why have you offended swamp creatures? Is it the hair? It's the hair isn't it.
Submitted by Mothball9000 (user info) at 2005-04-05 06:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-05 06:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Daniel, I count at least sixteen swamp creatures with bamboo snorkels at about 5 o'clock. It was a nice post and a lovely picture, have a nice death.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-04-05 05:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to get drunk and rape some women with you.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 04:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
guys should look like ugly women.
just like girls should look like backstreet boys.
what...? (is the delayed what? copywrited? fuck it)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you could kill me with your mind...and a little like a REALLY ugly woman I know.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-05 03:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loving the card
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Loved you in Moonlight and Valentino.
Just kidding. That movie sucked.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, I was just going to say that kre8trix!!!
Actually, I was going to be all clever and say:
Bon Jovi called; They want their Bon Jovi back.
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HAHAHA
Why is that funny?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 02:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i swear this is my time warp post. i clicked on it three times in a row, because i forgot what the last post i clicked on was. Then i got miffed because i saw the same damn reviews staring back at me. maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
maybe godless' post will break the cycle.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not +2 because I'm jealous of where you live.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool, now I can put a face with all those intelligent reviews.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 01:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't i see you shooting heroine somewhere?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you listening to?
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha
Why am I laughing at that card.
I hate cows.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, I was just going to say that kre8trix!!!
Actually, I was going to be all clever and say:
Bon Jovi called; They want their Bon Jovi back.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooooh.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're Bon Jovi?
weird...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-04-05 00:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*leaps back from the computer in fear*
but gives a plus one for a clash tee shirt...