I need an action trilogy to get hard (481 hits)
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Submitted by Dino Lamino <minimumdino.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-05 12:16:05 EDT
What ever happened to the 80's/early 90's action flick?
I think the last one was maybe Metro that I can remember? I can't really remember, all the crap that comes out now blurs my memory.
You know what I mean? Lots of guns and car chases? People being decapitated by cars? Beaten with guns? Shooting and chasing? WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm pissed. Please, I hope some director out there hears this cry. No more Lethal Weapons though, it's been beaten to death. Or Die Hards. But these are your blueprints! PLEASE!
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-12 07:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spamming people's posts is ghey.
How ironic that I'm spamming yours!
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I missed this one
LAZER BEAM
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hear someone has a sandy vagina in these parts.
Is it you? Are they your parts?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DIE HARD.
satisfies all my needs.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should watch Bridges of Madison County and Fried Green Tomatoes. Those are about wild ass bitches that get their shit ruined by hood-punks. They're kind of intense movies though, so bring a forty ounce and some tissues to ease the pain.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-05 19:10:16 EDT (#)
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Uh Huh, that's right, they're making Die Hard 4
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck that. die hard pwns
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:37:57 EDT (#)
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I liked that one with Sylvester Stallone in the future. Judge Dread or something like that. It changed me forever.
*weeps with joy*
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:32:57 EDT (#)
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Whatever happened to BJ and The Bear? I almost became a truck driver with a chimpanzee sidekick because of that show. Then there's that pesky Sheriff Lobo....
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try throwing yourself off a bridge.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah what about Tango and Cash?!?!