Take a bow (1718 hits)
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Submitted by Carol Richards <carolarichards.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-05 12:19:16 EDT
Goodbye for real now, everyone. A lot of you said to me: "Carol, you lied to me, you said you were never returning last time." Not true. In fact I specifically said I would be returning to check up on you. And I did. But now it is time for you to all look after yourselves. I can't be here to guide you the whole way, so I am going for good.
Before I go, I leave you with a webpage containing my favorite baby animals. Look out for the fur seal, it is a real winner.
http://babyanimals.notlong.com
;-) good luck
User Reviews
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-22 14:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Greatest Alter Evar!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-06 09:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
carolarichards68: now go give all my posts +2s
WilliamsonAus87: good idea cazza!
carolarichards68: and i'll send the nude pixxx
WilliamsonAus87: hawt!
Submitted by 360_Modena (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Final message? that's what you said last time. Guess its easy to lose track of these things with your head up your ass.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-10 13:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He says it in a few episodes. The ones where it's most common are the one with the girl hacker he competes with that causes him to shun his friends, and the famous 'I am G-PRIME!' episode where he becomes the ultimate pranker, even though it's all his minions doing his work.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you bitch.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-09 00:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-04-06 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have to +2 that. I got someone so good send that link at work!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Equalized!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My math skills aren't that awesome, so let's just see if this brings it to a negative.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually it's the episode where... Oh nevermind. I don't feel like revealing how much of a dork I am than I already have...
+2 be done now.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't remember which episode it is if thats what you were asking..maybe the one with the girl hacker in the room next to him ?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, Undergrads, just like where I stole my name from.
It's not 'figure out' so much as 'remember'
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 17:10:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am G-prime!
+2 for whoever figures where that's from. Bitches.
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Undergrads?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as you take an arrow.
And stab your self in the head with it.
Best post ever.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-04-05 20:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa.. best..alter.. ... ...ever...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-05 17:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha you asshole talk now
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-05 17:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got old, fast. Then you stuck around. Fuck off and die.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 17:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 on latest post I meant.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 17:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am G-prime!
+2 for whoever figures where that's from. Bitches.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-05 16:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bitch, please...
*I* am Carol Richards!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63258
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Spartacus.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Carol Richards.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Shlongy too.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Totally tubular
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-05 15:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I am Carol Richards, bitches!
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
but only +1 because of all those times you pissed me off. I only decided you were an alter for sure by the iraq post. No one is that much of a dumbfuck.
And fuck you for all those -2s
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, please let this be the end.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yay
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, quit lying, Method.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:39:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Carol Richards.
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That's a lie
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go back and rate all of carol's posts until she tops my best rated users list.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Carol Richards.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As long as you leave with the understanding that Firetrucks are cool, I can go to sleep knowing I've made a worthwhile difference in someones life.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-03-31 15:49:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
http://www.goatse.cx
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-03-31 15:35:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.goat.cx
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Carol Richards
hahhahahhahahhaha
Tell another story
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and by best i mean worst.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-05 13:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best alter ever.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a nice little bedtime story to tell your kids: one day there was a filthy cunt who slept with fifteen sailors in a single night. The next day she had horrible, horrible crabs crawling around her overgrown bush. She got out a disposable razor and in a frantic effort to evict the parasites, she ended up cutting off her own labia with the straight blade. Bleeding all over the floor and desperate to deter the aggravated crabs that were now tunneling their way into her snatch, she started wiping her lower holes on the shag pile carpet on her living room floor, burning her stumpy flaps and quarterizing them at the same time. But that didn't get rid of the crabs, they marched straight into her brain and started a colony in her skull.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for having the hot girl in my office think i was a stupid lunatic for having that flashing shit on my screen.
asshole.
bleeding asshole.
ravaged, raped, bleeding asshole. fucking leave already you worthless piece of loser shit.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:42:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got fired.
Thanks, dick.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I stutter?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Women can lick my hairy asshole, slut
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wtf?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:47:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Women can lick my hairy asshole, slut.
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With stuff like that, most heated in 1 hour. TOPS
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Women can lick my hairy asshole, slut.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There it is! Undeniable proof that Carol Richards/Method/Adam/Me IS A ROBOT FROM 3045 TO TELL US ALL THAT WOMEN ARE PLANNING A GLOBAL MOVE TO COLLECTIVELY RIP OUT EVERY MALE'S TESTICLES AND USE THEM AS AMMUNITION FOR THEIR UTERUS GUNS!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got fired.
Thanks, dick.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:28:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who this is...and it isn't Adam.
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Sure ADAM. It's all becoming so clear...
ADAM is an acronym for A Dolphin Ate Mayonnaise, which obviously points to Matt Mairaoeinrear and his obsession with dolphins. BUT, maraeoiarn is Mickginny's lover, so that means that Carol Richards is really Method. I'm not suprised.
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Hahahahahahhahah People still think it's me?
Dumbasses.
Is "HE" going to tell everyone that "HE'S" actually Carol?
dun dun dun
+2 for the link
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice link
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:28:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who this is...and it isn't Adam.
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Sure ADAM. It's all becoming so clear...
ADAM is an acronym for A Dolphin Ate Mayonnaise, which obviously points to Matt Mairaoeinrear and his obsession with dolphins. BUT, maraeoiarn is Mickginny's lover, so that means that Carol Richards is really Method. I'm not suprised.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like baby fur seals.
They look so cute right before you club the living fuck outta them!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Begins with an A and ends with a J?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get props for being the ultimate shit-stirrer.
and for baking the best damn pumpkin pie this side of the country.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who this is...and it isn't Adam.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're 15.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
let the good times roll...
I club baby seals for Bacon...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:20:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up adam
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bye. It's been fun insulting you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn it all to hell, I was in love with you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
asshole
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up adam
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-05 12:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO