Meet my woman (1087 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Technoboy (View user info) at 2005-04-05 21:38:02 EDT
I just wanted to introduce the world to my girlfriend. Her name is Stella, and for the first time in my life, I can honestly say that I'm in love. It's great. She's the first thing I think about when I wake up, and the last thing I think about before I fall asleep.
It wasn't love at first sight. Just the opposite. When I first met her I was about 8 years old and I hated her, an opinion which I voiced openly until I was 14, and we were re-introduced by my drummer.
Since then it's been an on/off relationship, but mainly on, and from now on it's permenant & faithful.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stella......
User Reviews
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cue White Snakes "is this love"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eeeewwwwwwwwwww not the blue ribbon, say it aint so.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stella is overpriced, faux-euro-hip swill.
Of course, I have zero room to talk, because I drink Pabst. What the fuck? It's cheap.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-04-06 07:31:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
Stella: Fueling wife beaters since fuck knows when
A-Fucking-Men
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I took a taxi with a belgian girl. Very feminine and gorgeous. I can relate.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-06 08:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she gives me evil hangovers. i stick to piss weak lager now.
Submitted by likeeatingglass (user info) at 2005-04-06 07:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-06 07:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stell does in fact rock, not the best beer out there, a little pricey, but great none the less.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-06 07:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see lesbians.
No, really..
she's beautiful.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-04-06 07:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stella: Fueling wife beaters since fuck knows when
Better than the stubby Biere d'nord mind.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-04-06 04:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stella tastes like shit and is too expensive and people only drink it for the image.
Although, it was the drink of choice in Men Behaving Badly.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i banged stella
i forget how
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stella's overrated.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh, you actually had me going. was ready to -2 out of bitterness and resentment of today's youth.
not a +2 though, cause Stella is Piss. you poor deprived english, unable to obtain decent irish beer.
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah, I knew what the picture was going to be within 2 seconds, but it's all good.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That bitch is easy.
I slurped the shit out of her.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
domovan hast o be one of the most unorigainal people ever.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-05 21:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sexy. The thing about Stella is once you've had her, you want her again and again, one right after the other.