379th POST!!! Hooray for me AND FUCK YOU (2088 hits)
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Submitted by Gun Smoking Hippy Killer (View user info) at 2005-04-05 22:00:14 EDT
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-11 15:02:14 EDT (#)
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Haha. Our rhyming game gave him 1 000+ hits which were later taken away.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-12 02:11:13 EDT (#)
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-12 02:05:38 EDT (#)
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-10 15:52:11 EDT (#)
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Im hilarious in a strange sort of drunken oblivious sort of something somehow.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-06 22:56:19 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 10:23:08 EDT (#)
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That he is back, it is good to learn.
And so am I, and Galt, to this post, so the competition shall prepare to burn.
Of this post losing popularity and his death, I was most concerned.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-06 09:33:53 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...it's off the front page and no longer on Most Heated.
Methinks that Bart hath returned.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:31:32 EDT (#)
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I also want to be banned. It's like using ebonics or something i don't know, all the cool people are doing it and peer pressure kicks out the jams mothafuckas!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:29:41 EDT (#)
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BAN ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:28:57 EDT (#)
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why don't we talk about more pressing issues like, I don't know, FEEDING ALL THE FUCKING BIRDS AND SNAKES THAT ARE CRAWLING AROUND ALL STARVING AND SHIT. Feed them some cotton candy for christ sake to shut them up.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:23:28 EDT (#)
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What is this? Now I hate you? For good fucking reason man! You never let your pipe sit out overnight man! COPS LIVE IN YOUR PLANTS.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:22:22 EDT (#)
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godammit shitfuck, GODAMMIT, why go and try to ruin such a beautiful thing such as an internet user name on a forum that Bart fantasizes about pulling the plug on? Now he has PERFECT REASON TO BAN YOU FOREVER.
SHITFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....
let'd do some mushrooms.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:22:00 EDT (#)
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I just realized its tuesday. Damn that was a big bottle.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:17:27 EDT (#)
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Here it is kid--my email to Bart requesting the end of my life.
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Bart,
I was drinking heavily this weekend and threw out a few unnessesary -2's with my only remaining alter account Jocko_Johnson.
If it's not too much trouble, could you just ban me? I'd like to keep my Shitfuck account but I'll leave it in your hands.
Have a really nice day.
JD Lavender aka Jocko_Johnson (Gun Smoking Hippy Killer) aka Shitfuck : Redux.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:16:43 EDT (#)
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and uh, where will we be when death rattles
cause i hit the bitch that always tattles
beel do bip dey boob ay spattle
mattle mattle jattle fattle
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:14:59 EDT (#)
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i read the 1 bajillion odd posts or so you've done in the past three days, and i must say you are godamn hilarious. here's a boost.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:11:39 EDT (#)
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Yes, you have won this Absurdist's battle
Don't tell your friends, but my Uncles sleeps with the cattle.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:10:49 EDT (#)
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I will petition Bart to ban me post haste
Then jump off a bridge, my life erased.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:09:07 EDT (#)
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I think that I have almost won!
We certainly made many rhymes and puns
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:08:30 EDT (#)
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I have a feeling that you are not quite yet done
But the sickness is coming and to my dealer I must run
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:04:52 EDT (#)
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No, but he has several sons
And if I changed the rhyme, it would certainly be fun
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:04:47 EDT (#)
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Perhaps such things I should keep to myself
But this is the internet as in life, I've never cared what people felt. (?)
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:03:29 EDT (#)
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Now I must turn from whiskey to water
Let me ask you kid--does your dad have a daughter?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:02:03 EDT (#)
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Yes, but those aren't alike at all!
You certainly are a real kidder.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:01:33 EDT (#)
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Anthem, Fountainhead, Shrugged and more
She isn't and wasn't at all hot, but call my self a fan, I certainly can!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 01:01:11 EDT (#)
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Oh look on TV--a documentary about Hitler.
The worst Batman of all was the one with the Riddler.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:57:28 EDT (#)
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Ah yes, the Fountainhead, I'm familiar with Ayn Rand
But her tits as small as hers, I can't say I'm a fan.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:56:22 EDT (#)
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I'm an Objectivist, not a Libertarian.
Have fun, and stay an athiest, not a Unitarian!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:54:54 EDT (#)
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Indeed they will you little Libertarian
No I'm off to get stoned and fuck some librarians.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:53:25 EDT (#)
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Will that mean your reviews will be disregarded?
casue then, of you and bard, i would be a huge fan.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:52:15 EDT (#)
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But not with Jocko for alas, he'll soon be banned
I'll do it with shitfuck, what a strange name for a man (?)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:51:16 EDT (#)
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Now, I forgive you, and I will not sue!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:50:45 EDT (#)
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and d_prime it is true I'm impressed by you
I'm going back to give you all positive TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:49:09 EDT (#)
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I've sobered up a little
And I must say-- I agree!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:48:38 EDT (#)
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Or like Starship said
Your head you should feed
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:48:11 EDT (#)
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Corporations should sell it, with their wonderful greed!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:47:02 EDT (#)
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Young one take heed--
Burroughs, Thompson and Ginsberg smoked weed.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:46:11 EDT (#)
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Big Mike you bastard,
My pants, with laughter, I've peed.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:45:54 EDT (#)
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If you want a live, such an action is of yours a real need.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:45:13 EDT (#)
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Im better than most and that you will see
If I could go an hour without drinking or weed.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:44:58 EDT (#)
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Or, you could smoke some more grammage
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:43:38 EDT (#)
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Study on how to be better, and you will succeed; it will take some real crammage.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:41:45 EDT (#)
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Well it looks as if I've don too much damage
With my drinking and internet and moronic spammage.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:37:52 EDT (#)
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That truly does suck.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:36:34 EDT (#)
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But I'm having troubles logging in
With my alter shitfuck.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:34:49 EDT (#)
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Okay, this is crazy. We're all out of luck.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:34:34 EDT (#)
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Okay, this is crazy, and up all to fuck
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:34:32 EDT (#)
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Who is Zed?
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:34:12 EDT (#)
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Stop talking about things I don't understand, or else I'll send after you the feds!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:34:12 EDT (#)
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Maybe some cocaine to blow my heart up
My girlfriend says in prison, she learned how to fuck.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:33:19 EDT (#)
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And for this friday
It'll be Alabama Reds
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:32:50 EDT (#)
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I do, just like you said!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:32:29 EDT (#)
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Whose chopper is that?
It's Zeds baby, it's Zeds.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:31:52 EDT (#)
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I just hope you've got a strong bed
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:31:45 EDT (#)
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Just like before, I am certain to bet
that I can use that rhyme, and plus the one of the med
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:31:27 EDT (#)
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I've been married too long, my erection is dead.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:31:06 EDT (#)
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Not until we're properly wed.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:30:58 EDT (#)
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You changed the rhyme, even though I thought it was set!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:30:41 EDT (#)
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With all this talk of teasing I think she has fled.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:30:07 EDT (#)
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Don't look now, but Mike's erection is creeping through the net
Just keep your eyes closed, he hasn't finished yet...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:29:52 EDT (#)
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Stop it with the gay talk, or i'll fill your e-heads with lead!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:28:53 EDT (#)
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Since I can't really get you in bed, how about some ubersite teasing instead?
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:27:08 EDT (#)
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With all the beer in my blood
I'd be better off dead
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:26:31 EDT (#)
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That's not really what you said.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:25:20 EDT (#)
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Bigmike, you had your chance to get me in bed.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:25:09 EDT (#)
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Dont give up hapy happy
Otherwise you'll be defeated
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:24:49 EDT (#)
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What I wouldn't give for some head.
Submitted by HappyHappyJoyJoi (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:24:06 EDT (#)
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One word and this is the most heated...?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:22:55 EDT (#)
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Oh, no!
I thought the last rhyme had been said!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:22:21 EDT (#)
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I'm hungry for some pita bread.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:22:10 EDT (#)
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I'm crazy, yes pure crazy and this you should know
In a month I'll be in jail for doing so much blow.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:17:52 EDT (#)
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Even though I hate you, into rhyming, me you have lead.
For if I don't rhmye the last rhyme, my failure will be all up in my head.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:16:14 EDT (#)
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My girlfriend just asked if her cats had been fed
But they're roasting in the oven, in fact, they're both dead.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:14:41 EDT (#)
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I've run out of steam, and choose slumber instead.
Maybe tomorrow I'll rejoin the thread.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:12:22 EDT (#)
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W00T!!
Galt, I thought you said you were going to bed!
Would you like to continue, or is your game dead?
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:12:06 EDT (#)
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Even though he's 15
He's got a big peener.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:11:04 EDT (#)
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What the hell, I leave for 5 minutes and people start trashing hicks and North Carolina. Then everyone quits. I think it'll be on most heated for a chance to revive later.
For now, d_prime, I declare you the winner.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:09:27 EDT (#)
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I have won this rhyming game, and for that I deserve great fame.
Farewell to you all, I'll meet you at a mall
My skills are really as fake as pleather
And in rhyming on Uber, despite my leave, I will always remain and lurk!!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:07:59 EDT (#)
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Goodbye all, back to surfing uber.....or writing. One or the other.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:07:58 EDT (#)
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d prime, I'm one impressed mother fucker.
Yours Always--
Shitfuck.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:07:50 EDT (#)
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This is lame now. You guys suck. I'm going to do some real work.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:07:13 EDT (#)
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If it gave you tits, Jocko, I'm pretty sure someone slipped you medroxyprogesterone instead.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:06:54 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure but LSD gave me tits.
That's just too goddamn funny.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:06:52 EDT (#)
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Next time Im in north caorlina
I certainly aint gonna eat any bajiner
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:06:02 EDT (#)
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All this talk of ticks from you dicks
Makes me want to slit my wrists
Maybe go out get fucked up and rape some slits
I'm not sure but LSD gave me tits.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:03:38 EDT (#)
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I think that I should bid adieu
For it is now sleepy bye time
Thanks for the fun all you dicks :)
Someone's leaving. But who?
Mike? You? That's a Crime!
If siren stays, I'll still get have enough fun, like watching fighting hicks!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:03:12 EDT (#)
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Rhyming in mid-sentence is dull!
And that is in my user, so I may repeate prime
And tics was good, that rhyme gives me ticks!
You have no cadence you fool
a little rhythm is fine
Siren is a dominatrix
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:02:19 EDT (#)
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Hey!!! And chicks...
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:02:10 EDT (#)
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Im drunk and stoned on little pills
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:01:53 EDT (#)
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I think that I should bid adieu
For it is now sleepy bye time
Thanks for the fun all you dicks :)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:01:27 EDT (#)
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[Mike is here!!]
We can all see that you can count but you'll
Do better with prose if it prime
For counting is nothing but tics
Rhyming in mid-sentence is dull!
And that is in my user, so I may repeate prime
And tics was good, that rhyme gives me ticks!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:00:47 EDT (#)
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i'm here, but at work... i'll try to keep still.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-06 00:00:20 EDT (#)
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bye galt. siren, are you staying? if so, i will!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:59:42 EDT (#)
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Those are not six, that is three. You tool
But I will do three, and we will be fine
I am far superior to these tricks and licks
We can all see that you can count but you'll
Do better with prose if it prime
For counting is nothing but tics
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:59:33 EDT (#)
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Three scares me like a gool
Time was already used, so go for something like 'drime'
And as far as btich goes, we can't complain; when you're doing three, it's easy to make the hitch
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:59:19 EDT (#)
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It was a mere suggestion, you crazy fool.
Let's see if your words are a match for mine
Your words will not hurt me, only stones and sticks.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:58:59 EDT (#)
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One was more fun, but for now I am done. I must get some sleep, not wait up for the sun.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:58:33 EDT (#)
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WHAT IN SAM HELL ARE YOU MONKEYS UP TO?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:57:44 EDT (#)
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Woah, killer, lets not throw more into the pool.
I'm having a hard enough time.
Three turned out to be a bitch (close enough?)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:56:54 EDT (#)
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Those are not six, that is three. You tool
But I will do three, and we will be fine
I am far superior to these tricks and licks
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:55:37 EDT (#)
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Let's onto the fire, throw some more fuel.
Two rhymes seems like almost a crime.
I wonder what happens when a third one is thrown in the mix.
This makes me so happy, I'll kick like a mule.
Two, three, four are hard to rhyme,
Are we clever enough to try six?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:55:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:52:58 (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:42:23 (#)
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When I step on bugs they go squeesh.
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hahahahahaha
mike rules...had to throw that in before i left.
Thank you honey.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:54:39 EDT (#)
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galt, give the complication a rest, and make the next review a real rhyme we will keep, and make it your best.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:54:17 EDT (#)
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Geez John, your rhymes are so cruel
For a young man in his prime
Maybe you do it for kicks
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:53:48 EDT (#)
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Goodnight, Mystia. I feel so bereft.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:53:44 EDT (#)
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You and your tricks
No one other than us would not give three up for a bong
But I bet we can do it all right
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:52:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:42:23 (#)
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When I step on bugs they go squeesh.
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hahahahahaha
mike rules...had to throw that in before i left.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:52:17 EDT (#)
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Let's onto the fire, throw some more fuel.
Two rhymes seems like almost a crime.
I wonder what happens when a third one is thrown in the mix.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:52:10 EDT (#)
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Hopefully if others stay, I will be able to do this for long.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:52:05 EDT (#)
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Hehe, night.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:51:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, I was wondering where all the fuckwittery had gone.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:51:33 EDT (#)
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ok you freaks are fuckin it all up.
i'm taking my leash and going night night.
goodnight stalkee and the rest
xoxo
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:50:36 EDT (#)
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Between these rhymes seems to be a duel.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:50:31 EDT (#)
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You people are drools!
I make dual-rhymes while I eat ghyme.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:50:06 EDT (#)
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Away from my tool we should steer.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:49:28 EDT (#)
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Siren, you are a Jewel.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:48:55 EDT (#)
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Fine, d_prime, "tear." Now you can cheer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:47:46 EDT (#)
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A tool is cool
But pain makes me tear
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:47:15 EDT (#)
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I'll drool all over your tool.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:47:07 EDT (#)
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IF you're not a fool
You'll rhyme things like that, AND pain that seers
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:46:46 EDT (#)
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Yes, the thought of your drool really rules.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:46:37 EDT (#)
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Oh man, this whole game is queer.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:45:59 EDT (#)
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Galt is the leader, so we'll rhyme with 'here'.
Those of you who make new ones too fast, just go get a beer!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:45:51 EDT (#)
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I know, it makes me drool.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:44:54 EDT (#)
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Yes Siren, but the idea is so cool.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:44:30 EDT (#)
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Never fear! A new word for rhyming is here.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:44:28 EDT (#)
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Forget about 'that' (pun SO intended), let's rhyme things like kiche!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:43:45 EDT (#)
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Fuck! I missed that.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:43:24 EDT (#)
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I'd like to tie Mike up on a leash.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:43:20 EDT (#)
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That sure is kinky, sheesh
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:43:08 EDT (#)
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When I sink a three pointer it goes sweesh
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:42:49 EDT (#)
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I'd like to see mystia wearing only a leash.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:42:23 EDT (#)
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When I step on bugs they go squeesh.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:42:10 EDT (#)
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I love...quiche!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:41:56 EDT (#)
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Moon, Mike, and Galt! Don't leave me alone! If I get bored, I might have to make and then play with a bone!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:41:37 EDT (#)
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its lame when you keep using the same ones
sheesh!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:40:07 EDT (#)
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We'll both be having good times!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:39:31 EDT (#)
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In jail I'll smoke the bud that's so kind.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:39:28 EDT (#)
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I'm so bad, I should get a fine.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:38:45 EDT (#)
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you slime
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:38:11 EDT (#)
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Do that, and while you're in jail, I'll do your girlfriend, who I find so fine.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:37:48 EDT (#)
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my big wheel can stop on a dime
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:37:42 EDT (#)
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I have to get back to my life of crime
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:36:45 EDT (#)
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You used it again! Bah... I cant complain... I used to do that all the time.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:36:45 EDT (#)
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Johnson, what song are you getting, you swine?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:35:47 EDT (#)
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Then gimme a Corona with lime.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:35:43 EDT (#)
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We'll be here all night, while we rhyme, and I drink sprite of lime
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:34:55 EDT (#)
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NAH BIG GUY YA GOT PLENTY OF TIME
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:34:00 EDT (#)
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I came too late for this rhyme.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:33:20 EDT (#)
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A cat, or maybe a bat? Download Rush's 'The Trees!'
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:32:58 EDT (#)
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get Jungle Love by Morris Day and the Time
SQUAWK!!!..OOOH WEE OOH WEE OOH
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:32:30 EDT (#)
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The woman down the street is an old bat.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:32:21 EDT (#)
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Not a rhyme: Okay, what's a Zeppelin or Rush song that ends with 'eed' or 'hat'?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:31:48 EDT (#)
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Now you may have to use the shitty song, 'Keep it under your hat!'
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:31:09 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Maybe I should have picked a better word for finishing that.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:30:12 EDT (#)
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My real name is Raymond Burr.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:30:05 EDT (#)
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Perhaps something by Creed?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:29:46 EDT (#)
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alas i too am sleepy, this idiocy i shall greatly miss
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:29:41 EDT (#)
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We have serious business to worry about here. I just won a free song from iTunes via my Mt. Dew bottle. Now everyone help me pick a song. The trick is, the title has to rhyme with this review that I'm writing right now. And, it can't suck, or make my ears bleed.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:29:01 EDT (#)
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a kiss? you're more likely to get a dis
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:28:21 EDT (#)
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john galt, will you please keep, with me, doing this?
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:27:39 EDT (#)
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aww, we're not that bad. i'm off now anyway, Mystu, so give me a kiss?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:27:28 EDT (#)
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We use demure too much. I never repeate rhymes, for that I am.... sure =D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:27:07 EDT (#)
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you guys suck at this
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:26:38 EDT (#)
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gah, was pointing out the repetition, cause i also used demure
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:26:13 EDT (#)
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i already used sir
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:26:10 EDT (#)
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Meh. This is gay.
And I was just going to bed, as it were
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:25:52 EDT (#)
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Yes I am. You doubt me. That's mean and cold. It makes me go 'brrr'
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:25:45 EDT (#)
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yes, i and sir
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:25:40 EDT (#)
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I think I just stepped in manure.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:25:39 EDT (#)
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I'm refreshing so fast, my screen is a blur!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:25:28 EDT (#)
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Have we already used demure?
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:24:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, really, sir?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:23:43 EDT (#)
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We are the only active ones left. Maybe it's because it's difficult to find things that rhmye with 'ure'
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:23:29 EDT (#)
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Damnit, you got me, you mangy curr!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:22:41 EDT (#)
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I wonder how many others will be unable to resist its allure.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:21:25 EDT (#)
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me and galt will be at it all night, for which i am sure!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:20:51 EDT (#)
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This is an addiction, but I want not yet a cure.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:20:50 EDT (#)
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i'm afraid it's late,
and sleeping can't wait
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:20:40 EDT (#)
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why are all my thoughts impure?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:19:20 EDT (#)
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oh no... my genitles are suddenly covered in fur!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:19:18 EDT (#)
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*acts demure*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:18:52 EDT (#)
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i looked at the flacid organ and exclaimed " Is that all you have to offer me sir!"
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:18:23 EDT (#)
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Whatever, we'll change, sure.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:18:06 EDT (#)
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true, but i had to use that one.
let's keep this rhyme, because if we mess up, i'll get bored and play empires of age!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:17:50 EDT (#)
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*sits in mysti's lap*
purrrrrrrrr
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:17:49 EDT (#)
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Gold and Frankensence and Murrrrrrrr
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:17:03 EDT (#)
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i already used cage...durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Hammertime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:16:33 EDT (#)
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See you all at the end of the month.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:16:32 EDT (#)
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no, but many of that age, are locked up under my bed, as sex toys to me, in a cage!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:16:04 EDT (#)
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john galt whipped out his tiny penis and i screamed with outrage!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:15:45 EDT (#)
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well i'll join you instead, as long as you're not under-age?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*poops on your chest*
wait, no
*poops on your face*
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:15:08 EDT (#)
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i love this so much, and do it the most, if i could ejaculate to it, the cum would fill up a whole stage!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:14:59 EDT (#)
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i keep john galt at the foot of my bed in his little cage
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:14:08 EDT (#)
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Hop in on the rhyming. It's quite the rage.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:14:00 EDT (#)
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this new guy talks about the page, and may have messed up our rhyme, but punish him not, for he is only a sage!
Submitted by Hammertime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:13:05 EDT (#)
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Shit, this thing went straight to the top of MH and its still the first post on the front page!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:12:51 EDT (#)
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soon from uber, we will be barred!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:11:55 EDT (#)
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Someone's been barred from Mystia's bed? There really is a first time for everything. Now I feel like a total retard.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:10:33 EDT (#)
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i will look closer next time, and rhyme better too. perhaps i'll even start quoting the bard!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:10:07 EDT (#)
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you're all very nasty - go sit in the yard
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:09:51 EDT (#)
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I was trying to use that as lubricant dumbass. You just have to look closer. It's a tiny little shard.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:09:43 EDT (#)
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from my bed he is barred
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:09:07 EDT (#)
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he can't get hard! there is nothing down there but lard!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:08:58 EDT (#)
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*is impressed. stares, slack-jawed*
this game is marred
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:08:49 EDT (#)
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pardon me, fucktard?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:08:47 EDT (#)
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mystia changed it, but i do not think that his new rhyme, we should disregard
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:08:22 EDT (#)
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Don't try to distract by getting us hard.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:07:53 EDT (#)
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i have boobies!!
yayyyyy!
when all else fails play the boobie card!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:07:50 EDT (#)
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drawing a blank - i'm getting a C-sound. C? anyone called Colm, chris?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:07:40 EDT (#)
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How about this.
The person now active who stays on the longest while still trying to rhyme, gets tons of praise and victorial bliss!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:06:57 EDT (#)
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Neither shall I, but my bed I am starting to miss.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:06:03 EDT (#)
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John Galt just pwnd me!
I too am miffed! but i'll never get tired of this!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:05:29 EDT (#)
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you aren't swift
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:04:52 EDT (#)
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damn, it's annoying when you can't think of one - i'm miffed :(
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:04:49 EDT (#)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sift
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:04:19 EDT (#)
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i shall murder john galt and send his body adrift
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:03:50 EDT (#)
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sift isn't a word, but you know what is? lift!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:03:46 EDT (#)
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i think these words have caused a rift
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:03:13 EDT (#)
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I feel sorry when other Ubers through this try to sift.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:03:01 EDT (#)
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you started a new word! now the rhmye is all sicky!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:02:38 EDT (#)
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Oh mystia moon, I like that shift.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:02:23 EDT (#)
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i'm staying with d_prime's, and, psst, mysti gave me this hickey!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:02:21 EDT (#)
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You guys are getting achy wrists and sticky keyboards from this? I think I'm getting sick-y.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:02:06 EDT (#)
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new word, get my drift?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:01:17 EDT (#)
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stay, but keep with the rhyme.
when you dont, it hurts my litte wristy.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:00:52 EDT (#)
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this keyboard's sticky
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:00:16 EDT (#)
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i was only leaving cause you guys quit
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:00:11 EDT (#)
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possibly thrifty?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 23:00:00 EDT (#)
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why did you make it, then? you sure are tricky.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:59:30 EDT (#)
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dunno, seems a bit shifty
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:59:06 EDT (#)
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A brand new word? That's nifty.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:58:46 EDT (#)
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goodnight, and in tribute to your departure, you are our new word, mysti
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:58:36 EDT (#)
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all my posts are by an objectivist
wait, that doesnt rhyme
so i'll just call them derickicious!
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:58:32 EDT (#)
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I'm leaving, you guys are tenacious
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:58:29 EDT (#)
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are you tucking me in? how delicious
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:57:46 EDT (#)
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'night mystia
Umm...I just learned a new word. Surreptitious
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:57:21 EDT (#)
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psst,,,, I hear mystiamoon is babelicious!
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:57:18 EDT (#)
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This game is getting vicious
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:57:05 EDT (#)
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nope, but i can be repetitious ;)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:56:51 EDT (#)
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I cant think of words that end in titous
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:56:27 EDT (#)
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nope, but i can be repetitious
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:56:02 EDT (#)
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Is anyone here superstitious?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can leave any time you know
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:55:31 EDT (#)
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hmm, i'm still suspicious
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:55:25 EDT (#)
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it will last, if we're consistent, and nutritious
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:55:21 EDT (#)
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oh, ok
goodnight fellas
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:59 EDT (#)
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john galt got bored
this pepsi's delicious!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:54 EDT (#)
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no no no
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:41 EDT (#)
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:D
R.I.P.
word game thingy
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:32 EDT (#)
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Now this is going to get atrocious.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NIce rhyme, the rest of us you screwed!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:14 EDT (#)
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i think i'm tapped out.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:54:12 EDT (#)
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tonight i'll sleep with the driver of a snow plow
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:53:51 EDT (#)
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stick with mine, but please don't (FUCK BITCH HOOKER) be leud.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:53:21 EDT (#)
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we have two rhymes going at simutaneously, and now maybe three.
the other uber-users will want us to be sued
for so high getting this piece of shit on post most reviewed!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:53:21 EDT (#)
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i should know how?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:52:59 EDT (#)
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Jebus, what word are we rhyming now?
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:52:48 EDT (#)
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mystiamoon, you crack me up
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:52:12 EDT (#)
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nuh-uh...you're a mucker
you
you
mucker
wait if i'm a mucker than my trucker is a mucker fucker
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:52:11 EDT (#)
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man, biz...how could i stay angry when you got that charm.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:51:57 EDT (#)
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Anyone like to play some snooker?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:51:51 EDT (#)
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you mean no harm? and i got my gun out for nothing. oh, darn.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to leave your body for the killer ants, covered in jelly from Smucker
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:51:29 EDT (#)
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we're forgetting a most obvious word, for that mucker is probably also a hooker!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:51:21 EDT (#)
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i mean no harm :)
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:50:46 EDT (#)
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no, http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mucker
she's a mucker
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:50:23 EDT (#)
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a trucker? you certainly are a lucker.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:49:54 EDT (#)
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i think tonight i'll sleep with a trucker
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:49:44 EDT (#)
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pah, sucker
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:49:35 EDT (#)
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you changed the word too quick...
and that dosen't even rhyme with much, other than suckers!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:49:24 EDT (#)
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oh mystia, get ready to pucker.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:48:50 EDT (#)
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hey!
fuckers!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:48:41 EDT (#)
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my image had a guy drinking vinegar of malt!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:48:11 EDT (#)
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remember that photoshop competition..the one with the pole vault?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:48:10 EDT (#)
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if you do that you'll go from dead to deader!
yeah, i make up words....so what!
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:48:09 EDT (#)
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yes, john's really worth his salt
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-05 22:48:00 EDT (#)
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fault and caught don't rhmy, you blot!
Submitted by JohnGalt (